words in movies
Larry: (entering) A 98. I deducted 2 points because you are not wearing your chef's hat, and that is a Section 5 violation.
Larry: Ahh that's the 2 points.
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
Monica: Ooooh! (Rachel now succeeds in getting downstairs.) And-and-and what-what's this? (Points again.)
Monica: (upon seeing Rachel she points) Oh.
Joey: Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there (Points to where the window is but sees that there isn't any space there and points towards his door.) by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!
Ross: I think the check in is that way. (Points)
Ross: And thats Phoebe over there! (Points to her.)
Monica: Yeah! Shes right in there! (Points to Phoebes room.)
Joey: Its uh, right through there. (Points.)
Ross: Because! Because, it-it-its Itd be like you having this guitar (Points to hers) and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar wants to be played! And-and this bike wants to be ridden and-and if you dont ride it you-youre-youre killing its spirit! (Pause) The bike is dying.
Tour Guide: Oh, he wont sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, (Points to there table) and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.
Joey: Thanks. (Starts to read it.) Well but this one starts now. (Points to one.)
Jill: No! They did! (Points to Phoebe and Ross)
Monica: (steps up and points at her) All right! You and me! Lets go! Right now!
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
MOVER: Uh, the dog. [points to a big poecelain greyhound]
Phoebe: This is Patrick. (Points to him.)
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. (points at Chandler, who holds up the cue ball as a Remember me? thing) Listen, can we please have lunch the next time Im in the city?
Rachel: (yelling) Just sit over there!! (Points to the port side.)
Chandler: Oh, its not important? Its not important?! If it wasnt for a brides maid youd be marrying him (Points to Joey) not me!
Phoebe: There he is! (Points.)
(The guy turns round, startled. Monica points to Phoebe. The guy gets hit by a truck)
Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!
Joey: They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him. Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.
Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!
Monica: Oh, can I borrow this? (points to his milk) My milks gone bad.
Phoebe: Good! Good! Five points!
Ross: Its right there! (Points to her hand.)
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Is that him? (She points at someone.)
The Museum Official: (to the couple) You can put the aisle over here (points), and put the wedding ceremony right over here. (Points.)
Chandler: All right, Ill pick that one. (Points.)
Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Rosss seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airports moving. (Realizes that thats not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that were moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.
Phoebe: Okay, fine, I�ll move. Alright, you don�t have to manhandle me. (gets up) Where? (he points at a smaller table) Okay. Thank you. Wach.
Monica: Those are my eyes! Those are my breasts. (Points.)
Monica: Phoebe, your liver is right here. (She points to the right side of her torso.)
Phoebe: All right, whats going on there? (Points to a picture.)
Chandler: Okay, who wore those? (Points to the tuxedos.)
Joey: Yeah? I just figured yknow, after living with you itd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yknow? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whos different than me. And whats more different than me; a guy whos not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?
The Doctor: Definitely. (Points out each head on the ultrasound.)
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hey, why dont you give a pull on that rope? (Points.)
Chandler: All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!"
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Nurse: Now, which of you is the father? (Points to Joey and Ross)
Monica: Would you slap me? Would you slap me right here in the face?! (Points to her cheek.)
Chandler: And I will cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and do anything in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Stripper: So is that a bedroom? (Points to the guestroom.)
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
(Ross laughs and Phoebe points harder.)
Monica: So, did you play in college? (She points to his NYU Soccer (football for the rest of the world) sweatshirt he's wearing.)
Will: Me and Ross. (Points at Ross.)
Ross: Come on! Come on! Here, okay-okay, you see this? (Points) This tiny thing that looks like a peanut?
Monica: Rach? (Points to Jill.)
Phoebe: (to Robert) Youve have lipstick right here (points to her cheek). Thats okay, its mine, we just kissed.
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast, meanwhile there is coast behind him.)
Rachel: Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, thats four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! Im next! Its my turn! Its only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me Im going to sue you! Not this hospital, Im going to sue you! And my husband (Points at Ross) hes a lawyer!
Rachel: Well, she told me too! (Points to Monica and Joey glares at her.)
Joey: (raises his hand) Some guy!! (Points to himself.)
Paul: Wait! Wait! Listen! Listen to this! (Flips a couple pages and points to something.) Yknow what I wanted to be when I was that age?
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Rachel: And thats Phoebe (points), and thats Joey.
Ross: Did she (points at Amy) do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!
Rachel: This is Chandler. (Points at him.)
Ross: This is Rachel. (Points at her.)
Gunther: Hey! Take these cappuccinos to table 11 and that guy over there (points) wants the biscotti.
Ross: Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)
Amy: <points to Chandler> This guy? Seriously?
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Phoebe: And so engaged. (Points to the ring that Rachel is wearing.)
Monica: Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Rachel: What � Oh! (points inside)
Steve: Oh look, you don't have to give it too me right now! You can slip it under my door. (Points to his apartment across the hall.)
David: Yes, but uhm... You should know... she really likes you. I-In fact I-I-I don't think you realise j-just how lucky you are fella. (he points at Mike)
Phoebe: (points to David) And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.
Chandler: (to Monica) Here, pass these, will ya.. (points to the others)
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
Joey: Youre right. Youre right. I-Ill go tell her now before Ross finds out and Ill be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.
Monica: Dad! Theres Ross (points), why dont you go talk to him?
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast.)
(Points at the calendar.)
Joey: A couple? Like two people? Like (points to himself) one (points to Phoebe), two people?
(Ross points to the explanation and he gets it.)
Rachel: Well hello (points to herself)!
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Right down there. (Points.) Hey listen; let me give you a little tip. Do not take a nap on this stoop (Points to hers) or you can wake up with your shoes gone.
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Joey: Hey Chandler can I talk to you for a second (points to the hall).
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
Monica: No, I have just to have two more points to beat him!
Phoebe: (points to herself) Phoebe. (points to her) Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.
Ross: (points the camcorder towards them to record their entrance) Hey!
Ross: I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you (Points to Ben) a Merry Christmas!
Zack: Oh! I'm gonna go wash up first. (Chandler points him the bathroom) Thanks!
(She points at the stain.)
Joey: Its London, baby! All right, the hotels here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go No. I know. (Sets the map down.) Im gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)
Chandler: Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)
Phoebe: (running up carrying a tree) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, you dont want that one. No, you can have this cool brown one. (points to the almost dead tree she has)
(Marcel points the remote at Monicas television, pressing a particular combination of keys. The logo SAP appears on the screen, and suddenly the dialogue is dubbed into Spanish.)
Morse: You see, thats why I did so bad on this test. Im having a hard time concentrating. When youre up there (Points to the podium) and youre teaching and your face gets all serious you look so good. (In a sexy voice) You wear that tight little turtleneck sweater
Joey: I-I-I don't know if this falls under this category, but uh, Ross is right back there. (Points over his shoulder.)
Joey: Thank you! Well, I guess now I know who Im taking to the awards. (Points to Rachel.)
Rachel: Yeah, Rachel. And this (points to Monica) is Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving. (looks around the room as if searching for something more interesting to do).
Ross: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily. (Points at her.)
David: Allright... But... if I ever do come back from Minsk... (points at Mike) well, you just better watch out.