words in movies
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!
Chandler: I was making a coconut phone with the professor.
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
(Another professor walks down from the back of the lecture hall.)
Ross: Excuse me. Hi, Im a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?
Phoebe: Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!
Ross: Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here.
Ross: Im a professor here uh, Ross Geller.
Ross: How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.
The Professor: Do you have a moment to talk about your lecture?
Ross: Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss.
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
Charlie: I'm pretty sure, professor Spafford from Cornell?
Ross: Oh... ok, fine. But... ehm... I just have one question for you, ehm... (aping Professor Spafford) When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll...
Professor Spafford: If you'll excuse me I'm going to use the restroom. (he goes away)
Ross: First of all its Professor Pittain! And second of all, that little bone, proved that, that particular dinosaur had wings, but didnt fly.
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
(They turn back to Rachel and Professor Rathman.)
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Phoebe: Yeah, Professor and Mrs.
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Monica: Well Ross, you be careful now. You dont want to get a reputation as yknow Professor McNailshisstudents.
Ross: (To the still half asleep Professor) Oh my God! You really want me to be the keynote speaker? Thank you! (hugs him whilst still on his lap)
Monica: And slept with the professor.
Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Professor Feesen: Professor Geller!
Rachel: Oh-oh Professor Geller.
(Another professor barges in.)
Professor Spafford: (speaking very slowly) And then my wife and I went on a cruise to the Galapagos. There was a sea food buffet you wouldn't believe. There were clams, and mussels, and oysters, and cracked crab, and snow crab, and king crab. It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.
Ross: BecDid you not hear me?! Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? Theyre wild! Why do you want to come anyway?
Ross: Yeah! I dont know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of sexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)
Ross: Professor Neuman, the head of the department, so .
Lewis: Professor Geller?
The Professor: Dr. Geller, Kurt Rathman, Im a professor in the paleontology department here.
Professor Spafford: Professor Geller?
[Scene: Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant]
Rachel: Ok professor or detective?
Charlie: Oh, ah, isn't there another professor that is supposed to come with us?
Chandler: (to Joey) So, a professor, uh?
Professor Sherman: Mmm-mm.
[Scene: Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman]
Professor Spafford: Interestingly... no.
Ross: Professor Sherman, yeah. I've a meeting with him today.
Ross: Oh, I'm no actor, I'm a professor of palaeontology.
Professor Spafford: I'm also allergic to peanuts, and cashews, and almonds, and filberts...
Professor Spafford: And that's not all I'm allergic to.
(Turns to look at Professor Sherman, only to discover that he is sleeping)
Ross: Yeah, oh and Sarah... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani.
Joey: I can do that! (in a deeper voice) "Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things or... professing. I like to use..." Oh, what's the product?
Charlie: Oh, hi. I'm professor Wealer.
Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean its temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? "Professor Geller."
Ross: I'm meeting with professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker...
Joey: What do you mean? Rach, don't I seem like a professor you'd buy some kind of e-crap from?
Ross: (recovers his composure and starts typing) Respectfully, professor R. Geller. (hits <return>, closes the laptop and joins Charlie on the sofa) Hey!
Chandler: First of all. Bravo. Uh, but I really don't think you're right for this. The part calls for a stuffy college professor.
Ross: Well, not really. I mean technically its-its not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou.