words in movies
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Ross: Well, not really. I mean technically its-its not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou.
Monica: Well Ross, you be careful now. You dont want to get a reputation as yknow Professor McNailshisstudents.
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!
Chandler: I was making a coconut phone with the professor.
Ross: Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here.
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
Phoebe: Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!
(Another professor walks down from the back of the lecture hall.)
Ross: Excuse me. Hi, Im a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?
The Professor: Do you have a moment to talk about your lecture?
Ross: How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.
Ross: Im a professor here uh, Ross Geller.
Ross: Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss.
Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Charlie: I'm pretty sure, professor Spafford from Cornell?
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Ross: First of all its Professor Pittain! And second of all, that little bone, proved that, that particular dinosaur had wings, but didnt fly.
Professor Spafford: If you'll excuse me I'm going to use the restroom. (he goes away)
Ross: Oh... ok, fine. But... ehm... I just have one question for you, ehm... (aping Professor Spafford) When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll...
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Phoebe: Yeah, Professor and Mrs.
Ross: (To the still half asleep Professor) Oh my God! You really want me to be the keynote speaker? Thank you! (hugs him whilst still on his lap)
(They turn back to Rachel and Professor Rathman.)
Rachel: Oh-oh Professor Geller.
Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
Monica: And slept with the professor.
Ross: BecDid you not hear me?! Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? Theyre wild! Why do you want to come anyway?
Professor Feesen: Professor Geller!
(Another professor barges in.)
Ross: Professor Neuman, the head of the department, so .
Professor Spafford: (speaking very slowly) And then my wife and I went on a cruise to the Galapagos. There was a sea food buffet you wouldn't believe. There were clams, and mussels, and oysters, and cracked crab, and snow crab, and king crab. It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.
Lewis: Professor Geller?
The Professor: Dr. Geller, Kurt Rathman, Im a professor in the paleontology department here.
[Scene: Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant]
Ross: Yeah! I dont know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of sexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)
Professor Spafford: Professor Geller?
(Turns to look at Professor Sherman, only to discover that he is sleeping)
Rachel: Ok professor or detective?
Chandler: (to Joey) So, a professor, uh?
Ross: Professor Sherman, yeah. I've a meeting with him today.
Professor Sherman: Mmm-mm.
[Scene: Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman]
Charlie: Oh, ah, isn't there another professor that is supposed to come with us?
Professor Spafford: Interestingly... no.
Professor Spafford: I'm also allergic to peanuts, and cashews, and almonds, and filberts...
Ross: Oh, I'm no actor, I'm a professor of palaeontology.
Charlie: Oh, hi. I'm professor Wealer.
Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean its temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? "Professor Geller."
Ross: Yeah, oh and Sarah... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani.
Joey: I can do that! (in a deeper voice) "Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things or... professing. I like to use..." Oh, what's the product?
Ross: I'm meeting with professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker...
Professor Spafford: And that's not all I'm allergic to.
Chandler: First of all. Bravo. Uh, but I really don't think you're right for this. The part calls for a stuffy college professor.
Ross: (recovers his composure and starts typing) Respectfully, professor R. Geller. (hits <return>, closes the laptop and joins Charlie on the sofa) Hey!
Joey: What do you mean? Rach, don't I seem like a professor you'd buy some kind of e-crap from?