words in movies
Chandler: I was making a coconut phone with the professor.
(Another professor walks down from the back of the lecture hall.)
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
The Professor: Do you have a moment to talk about your lecture?
Ross: Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here.
Ross: Excuse me. Hi, Im a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?
Phoebe: Wow, Joey and a professor! Can you imagine if they had kids and if the kids got her intelligence and Joey's raw sexual magnetism... Oh, those nerds will get laaaaaid!
Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
Ross: How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.
Ross: Im a professor here uh, Ross Geller.
Professor Spafford: If you'll excuse me I'm going to use the restroom. (he goes away)
Ross: Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss.
Ross: First of all its Professor Pittain! And second of all, that little bone, proved that, that particular dinosaur had wings, but didnt fly.
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Charlie: I'm pretty sure, professor Spafford from Cornell?
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Ross: Oh... ok, fine. But... ehm... I just have one question for you, ehm... (aping Professor Spafford) When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll...
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Monica: Well Ross, you be careful now. You dont want to get a reputation as yknow Professor McNailshisstudents.
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Phoebe: Yeah, Professor and Mrs.
(They turn back to Rachel and Professor Rathman.)
Elizabeth: You wanted to see me Professor Geller?
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Ross: (To the still half asleep Professor) Oh my God! You really want me to be the keynote speaker? Thank you! (hugs him whilst still on his lap)
Elizabeth: Professor Geller?
Monica: And slept with the professor.
Rachel: Oh-oh Professor Geller.
(Another professor barges in.)
Professor Feesen: Professor Geller!
Ross: BecDid you not hear me?! Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? Theyre wild! Why do you want to come anyway?
Ross: Professor Neuman, the head of the department, so .
The Professor: Dr. Geller, Kurt Rathman, Im a professor in the paleontology department here.
Lewis: Professor Geller?
Professor Spafford: Professor Geller?
Ross: Yeah! I dont know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of sexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)
[Scene: Ross, Charlie and Professor Spafford are sitting at the table in a restaurant]
Professor Spafford: (speaking very slowly) And then my wife and I went on a cruise to the Galapagos. There was a sea food buffet you wouldn't believe. There were clams, and mussels, and oysters, and cracked crab, and snow crab, and king crab. It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.
Chandler: (to Joey) So, a professor, uh?
Rachel: Ok professor or detective?
Professor Sherman: Mmm-mm.
Professor Spafford: Interestingly... no.
Ross: Professor Sherman, yeah. I've a meeting with him today.
[Scene: Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman]
Professor Spafford: I'm also allergic to peanuts, and cashews, and almonds, and filberts...
Charlie: Oh, ah, isn't there another professor that is supposed to come with us?
(Turns to look at Professor Sherman, only to discover that he is sleeping)
Ross: Oh, I'm no actor, I'm a professor of palaeontology.
Ross: I know! Anyway, they asked me to be a guest lecturer! I mean its temporary, but uh, if they like me it could lead to a full time job. How great would that look great on a mailbox, huh? "Professor Geller."
Ross: (recovers his composure and starts typing) Respectfully, professor R. Geller. (hits <return>, closes the laptop and joins Charlie on the sofa) Hey!
Ross: Yeah, oh and Sarah... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani.
Joey: I can do that! (in a deeper voice) "Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things or... professing. I like to use..." Oh, what's the product?
Ross: I'm meeting with professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker...
Charlie: Oh, hi. I'm professor Wealer.
Professor Spafford: And that's not all I'm allergic to.
Joey: What do you mean? Rach, don't I seem like a professor you'd buy some kind of e-crap from?
Ross: Well, not really. I mean technically its-its not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou.
Chandler: First of all. Bravo. Uh, but I really don't think you're right for this. The part calls for a stuffy college professor.
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!