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[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross is playing with Emma on the couch after just changing her diaper.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel enters the apartment.]
Ross: I uhm... Well, I sang... (Rachel gasps) well actually I rapped... Baby Got Back... (Rachel's face changes from excited to angry)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh.]
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's. Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her.]
[They run out and knock on Monica and Rachel's door]
(Ross takes big steps leaving for Joey and Rachel's apartment, where Rachel is going through her papers.)
(Monica and Rachel's door opens and Rachel and Paolo emerge)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are there. Monica is checking the messages.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake hes made with a woman.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]
[Flashback to The One With Phoebe's Uterus, Monica is teaching Chandler how to turn a woman on. They're in Monica and Rachel's apartment and Monica has just drawn a diagram of a woman.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica enters her bedroom with a roll of duct tape. Richard is sitting on the bed.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are eating Thanksgiving dinner.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend. His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is tying a ribbon to a vase.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to her father.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Sandy is knitting baby clothes. Ross and Rachel walk into the living room.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's balcony, Ross is about to be attacked by Paulo's cat.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is in his sweats flinging playing cards into a pot.]
Phoebe: (seeing Rachel's clothes) What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, the gang is all there watching Chandler.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing the dishes.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are arguing.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there.]
JOEY: Uh, hey, Dr. Greene, why don't you come with me, we'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is returning from shopping and Rachel is there.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Joey enter having just woken up.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese.]
[Scene: In a TV commercial that the gang is watching at Monica and Rachel's.]
Mrs. Geller: Monica! I think Rachel's here!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are finally breaking up for good, or is it?]
(Joey and Ross go into Monica and Rachel's apartment)
[Scene: Rachel's office, her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Phoebe answers it.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross and Mike are sitting on the sofa.� Ross is fidgeting with the cuff of his sweater while Mike blows his cheeks out.� Ross blows a piece of fuzz from his finger.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are talking about passion.]
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey is giving Chandler the bracelet from season 2.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel, Chandler, and Joey are decorating the Christmas tree.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, back to the present day.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe enters to see Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel tearfully watching TV.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is trying to hang up on Julie.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Phoebe is helping Joey rehearse for an audition. Phoebe is overacting her part.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are eating breakfast.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: (To Chandler) Rachel's at work.
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and ]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing a crossword puzzle.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is there and is getting ready to direct a bunch of strippers, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe on what to do in the upcoming orgy of lesbian lust. Yes, its a dream sequence, this isnt cable.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]
[Scene: The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's class; Rachel walks in, on time this time.]
(Ross appears in the hallway just outside of Rachel's office.)
Danny: (seeing Rachel's shocked look) What?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering with Rachel.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Monica, Chandler, Rachel, and Ross are playing Monopoly as Phoebe enters angrily.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone in the kitchen.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading a magazine and has two tissues stuck up her nose in an attempt to stop the bleeding and as she hears Ross enter, she quickly hides her face behind the magazine and removes the tissues.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Mark is there, opening Chinese food boxes.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Joey is there as Phoebe enters. Joey is holding a baby duck.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning. Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there except Rachel.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang's all there. Ross has a slip of paper that he throws on the ground tying to get Rachel's attention.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Rachel are returning from a movie.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]
Monica: (does Rachel's) Nooo!
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is reacting to the story.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the funeral, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sitting in the chair.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is greeting her Father for their brunch.]
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are eating breakfast.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day.]
(He closes the door. Rachel's not happy with that and knocks again. He opens the door.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter.]
Monica: All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from her interview attempt.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, All are there except for Chandler.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear.]