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[Flashback scene from last week, Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there.]
Rachel: He offered me one.
Rachel: The job is in Paris. (we see Ross stare in disbelief)
Rachel: Oh, God! Please, somebody say something.
Rachel: I know, it's huge, and it's scary, and it's... really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma, and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.
Rachel: I mean, I'll fly back and forth, they'll fly you out... Anything we want.
Rachel: Thank you! Thank you!
Rachel: I think it is. (Ross looks very sad. Phoebe and Joey enter.)
Rachel: I got a really incredible job offer.
Rachel: It's in Paris.
Rachel: Look, you guys... this is really, really important to me. And it means a lot if you could try to get on board.
Rachel: (walking towards Joey) Joey, it would mean so...
Joey: Hey! No! Get your France-going-arms away from me. (He walks out, and Rachel follows him)
Rachel: Joey...
Ross: Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?
Ross: Yeah, I'm a friend of Rachel Green's. Uhm, actually we met at the Christmas party about two years ago.
Ross: Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.
Ross: You let Rachel come back, and it’s done.
Mr Zelner: Well, I guess having Rachel back wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur]
Rachel: Hi.
Rachel: Oh, well, she’s asleep now. Stop forcing that thing on her.
Rachel: Oh, you’re not gonna believe what happened to me today! Ralph Lauren called, and gave me my job back!
Rachel: Yee. I mean, it was so weirdest thing. They fired me and then out of nowhere they just hire me back! I mean, that place must have been falling apart without me.
Rachel: No, I’m still going.
Rachel: When the Louis Vuitton people found out that Ralph Lauren wanted me back, the offered me more money! Isn’t that great?
Ross: (enters) It's me. Ron. (Mr. Zellner looks annoyed) Look, I um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross is working on his laptop when Rachel enters with Emma.]
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: You are never going to believe what happened to me today.
Rachel: Ralph Lauren called again and they offered me more money.
Rachel: Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.
Rachel: Well, I took it.
Rachel: (hesitant) Ye-ah. Yeah! You know, the money's great. It's certainly the easier choice...
Rachel: Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... (she sits down, and Ross who is stunned to hear all this follows her example)
Rachel: Well yeah, but I mean, it was good scared though, you know? Like when I-moved-to-New-York scared. Or uhm, when I-found-out-I-was-gonna-have-Emma scared... But this is... fine. This is gonna be good. (they both stare around)
Rachel: What?
Rachel: You really think so?
Rachel: But I already told Zelner that I would come back...
Rachel: All right. ALL RIGHT! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to Paris.
Rachel: Yeah! I'm going to Paris. Thank you, Ross!
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I'm so happy.
Rachel: Oh, god, I know it, that I freaked you out.
Phoebe: Okay. (Goes over to Rachel.) Hey Rach?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
Rachel: Thats great!
Rachel: Ohhhh!
Rachel: No I wasnt! You were supposed to tell her to come and I was supposed to bring the cake!
Phoebe and Rachel: (to each other) I dont know.
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
Rachel and Monica: Oh God, neither!
Phoebe: Youre just so mean to each other! And I dont want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
Rachel: Oh wait Chandler, too many cooks
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
Rachel: What do you, what do you mean?
Rachel: Ugh
Rachel: Monica.
Rachel: Surprise
Rachel: Alright, Emma is napping... (then to Ross) what happened to your shirt?
Rachel: All right? (He sets the award down.) Thank you.
Rachel: Yes! Great! Give me those cigs! Give it! Give it! (She grabs their cigarettes and lighters and throws them in the trash.)
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Rachel: Yes! And please tell her to bring a cake!
Rachel: Joey is says Best Supporting Actress!
Rachel: Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay, we tell each other everything. You know, I mean, come on, guys do the same thing, I mean, what about all that locker room stuff.
Rachel: (tossing things in the fire) Ok, Barry's letters. Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.
Rachel: Shut up.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Oh please
Rachel: Wow! What do you do now?
Rachel: Oh tomorrow, oh I dont know. Um
Rachel: (To Monica) Yes.
Rachel: Hey!
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Chandler: My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! (He runs out the door, grabs the back of Rosita, and we can hear Joey and Rachel talking as they are coming up the stairs. Neither of them have reached the landing yet.)
Rachel: Stop picturing it!!
Rachel: That is not a problem.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Rachel is there as Joey gets up and starts putting on his coat.]
Rachel: Some of them.
Rachel: Oh! (They enter. Rachel sees his father, lying on a bed, with tubes, drip and everything) Oh! Oh my God! Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Well, what are you going to wear?
Rachel: Huh. Does Monica know about this?
Rachel: It-it did!
Rachel: (shocked) Vanilla?!
Rachel: Chandler, you have an assistant right?
Rachel: (on phone) What is my sister doing there?! And why are the drapes shut?!
Rachel: Yeah, why is it so hard for you to believe?!
Rachel: Oh I dont know honey. Its gonna be really late.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Rachel: Oh. Oh, thats great!
[Scene: A restaurant, Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking.]
[Scene: Ralph Lauren, Rachel is showing Chandler the selection of tuxedos.]
Rachel: Oh. (starts shaking the sugar down in a packet really hard.)
Rachel: But my... but my boss cannot see me. I'm interviewing for another job.
(Ross is now preoccupied with the spider, and forgets that Rachel is still using the swing. While trying to get rid of the spider, he stands in front of Rachel, who bumps into him, throwing him on the ground again.)
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Rachel: Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
Rachel: No!!
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Rachel: Thank you Phoebe.
RACHEL: Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after Stephanie whatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonna cost you anything.
Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.
Rachel: It happened! I am telling you it happened!
Rachel: (shocked) What?
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Rachel: (moving away) Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Rachel: Im sorry!
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
Rachel: And?
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Rachel: I dont want to say.
Monica: (Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief) She said WHAT?
Rachel: Monica what?
Rachel: What is the emergency?!
Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?
Rachel: Why does it matter so much to you?!
Rachel: Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?
(Rachel sits on the window seat, and knocks against it)
Rachel: (uncovers the dog) Hi!
Rachel: Well, yknow, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that couldve meant.)
Rachel: Hi.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel enters the apartment.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Rachel: (coolly) Hey Jess.
Rachel: Okay! Okay! Umm, Websters Dictionary defines marriage as (Ross and Joey start writing.) Okay!! Forget that! That sucks!! Okay, never mind! Forget it! Umm, umm, okay, uh I met, I-I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds and I became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are toasting her staying put.]
Rachel: I dont know why they didnt just tell us.
Rachel: (she leans over and kisses him on the cheek) Honey, I was wondering....
Rachel: (seeing Ross come off the plane with another woman.) Oh my God.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!
Rachel: I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!