words in movies
[Scene: Joey's place. Rachel and Joey are talking]
Rachel: Ok! Can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on! All right Joe, you remember the rules! Heads I win, tails you lose.
Rachel (she flips the coin): Ha, tails!
Rachel: Oh, that sounds good!
Rachel: It's all done!
Rachel: I know... Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom, this is Emma's Paris stuff, these are the boxes that I'm having shipped, and that's the sandwich that I made for the plane...
Rachel: Oh, well. Everything that I need (she takes her bag) is in here and my travel documents are on the counter organized in the order that I will be needing them.
Rachel: It should be right next to my plane ticket.
Rachel: What? Maybe I put it in here (she opens her bag). Oh, oh, it's not in there! Oh, no! I must have packed it in one of these boxes!
Rachel: Shoot. Oh, I can't believe I did this!
(Rachel enters the room)
Rachel (crying): Hi you guys!
Rachel: No, no, no. It's ok. I'm gonna be fine.
Ross: Oh, man! I can't believe she's actually leaving. How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
Phoebe (to Rachel): You doing ok?
Rachel: Well, I've been better.
Rachel: You guys are gonna come and visit me, right?
Rachel: I'm gonna miss you so much.
Rachel: You know what? Uhm, I have some goodbye stuff that I wanted to say to each of you and I was gonna save it until the end of the night, but come here (they go into the guest room).
Joey: Huh, if I had to guess I'd say Rachel is putting on the bubble wrap and Phoebe is doing the punching.
[Scene: Guest room. Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the bed.]
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, I don't even know where to start.
Rachel: Oh, oh. (she's holding the present, a transparent bag with a white stick in it). What is this?
Rachel: I'm gonna throw this away, but thank you so much for the gesture!
Monica: Rachel used to live in that room.
Chandler: Rachel... with handcuffs! Interesting! (he looks excited)
(Phoebe and Rachel enter the living room.)
Rachel: I love you Phoebe.
Rachel: All right. Well, if I gonna do this, I'd better keep going.
Rachel: Ok. Monica?
Rachel: Can you come here with me for a minute?
[Scene: The guest bedroom. Rachel and Monica are talking to each other.]
Rachel: Mon... Okay... I've gotta... just say what it is I'm gonna say... None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years, would have happened if it wasn't for you. No-one has been more like a sister to me...
Rachel: (starts crying and speaking at the same time, making it almost impossible to understand what she's saying) I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
Rachel: (says something that cannot be understood)
Rachel: I... I... I... (again saying something that cannot be understood)
[Scene: Back to the living room. Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other. The guys see this.]
Chandler: (to Rachel) Uh, Rach... I think I have something that belongs to you. (shows her the cuffs)
Rachel: (laughs) Oh, I'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that I don't get.
Rachel: Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...
Rachel: Well, I think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Can I talk to you alone for a minute?
[Scene: The guest bedroom. Chandler and Rachel.]
Rachel: Oh honey...
Rachel: (all mushy) Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you. (they hug)
Rachel: Okay. Oh...
Rachel: Oh!
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
(Rachel and Joey hug, and Rachel turns to enter the apartment through the side window again. At that moment Joey tries to climb over the edge of the balcony.)
(Rachel rushes back and pulls Joey back onto the balcony, and takes him inside.)
Rachel: Oh... (holding Ross's shoulder) Well...
Rachel: I think I'm gonna take off. (pats Ross on his back, but he looks very surprised)
Rachel: Oh, you guys. This was an amazing night. Thank you so much. I love you. Good night.
(Ross takes big steps leaving for Joey and Rachel's apartment, where Rachel is going through her papers.)
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Ross...
Ross: Oh no, maybe it's me, I'm just not giving you enough credit. Uh, I mean it is difficult to say goodbye to five people. Uh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good... (makes choking noises) IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. You know what? After all we've been through, I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. Have a, have a good time in Paris. (He leaves the apartment. Rachel looks kind of desperate.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Rachel bursts in.]
Rachel: You really think I didn't say goodbye to you because I don't care?
Rachel: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know ONE thing about me.
Rachel: Because it is too damn hard Ross. I can't even begin to explain to you how much I'm gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you every day, it makes me not want to go... Okay, so if you think that I didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else, you're wrong. It's because you mean more to me. So there, all right, there's your goodbye... Oh!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: WHAT?
(Ross walks over to her and starts to kiss her passionately. After a while Rachel backs out. She thinks a while and starts kissing him back.)
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe thats our baby.
Rachel: No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.
Rachel: Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Guy: (To Rachel) So uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom. (Ross giggles.)
(Rachel decides not to confront them and starts to walk out, knocking over a lamp in the process.)
Rachel: Who is it?
Rachel: Why?
Rachel: What?! Joey, you dont want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Rachel: Come on! Serious-ser-ser-seriously, what did she mean by that? (Mimicking Monica.) Especially you!
Rachel: Hey! Y'know what? You are in our apartment all the time! Okay? This is, this is just a drop in the bucket mister!
Rachel: So did I
Rachel: It's just a cold
Rachel: Oh no no no
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Right, right, yes!
Rachel: What? What's the matter?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: OK.
Rachel: I thought it was Ross.
Rachel: There isn't. There is totally isn't.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Yes
Rachel: So seriously...rodeo clown?
Rachel: People keep saying that. Oh I'm sorry Gavin
Rachel: No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is entering, still pregnant.]
Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.
Rachel: Ew! Gross.
Rachel: No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
Ross: Small... (Rachel comes back into the living room and catches Ross mocking her.)
Rachel: Who?
Rachel: Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, I�ve been looking for you everywhere!
Rachel: (whispering and begging) Please? (Ross makes a "whatever" gesture) YES! Sandy you're hired.
Rachel: You�ve being seeing someone?
Rachel: Hi, and I am also Emma�s mother.
Rachel: Oh, and somebody can get those leather pants shes always wanted!
Rachel: (entering, happily) Gooood morning!!
Monica: Rachel, how did this happen?
Rachel: Wow. She does that a lot!
Rachel: How do you know about that?
Rachel: Well, were a little early, the lecture doesnt end for 15 minutes.
Rachel: Oh. Oh! (Takes a slug of tequila.)
Rachel: Score.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh yeah.
Rachel: What? Who?
Rachel: I would love to live with you Ross; thats-thats great! Thank you!
Rachel: Whoa, how do you know about that?
Rachel: Ross?
Rachel: Why?
Rachel: Yes.
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Rachel: Hi. Can Emma and I live here for a while?
Rachel: No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!
Rachel: Thank you.
Rachel: Hey! You remembered to put clothes on this morning.
Rachel: Bye!
Rachel: Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?
Rachel and Monica: Uff.
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: Well, Phoebe set me up on a date.
Rachel: I was just asking 'cause I need someone to watch Emma tonight.
Rachel: You guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you?
Rachel: Why? What's the big deal?
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in.]
Rachel: I know, me neither! I mean, you had a sketch!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
Chandler: No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (Pulls another balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them?
Rachel: Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss..
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Are you okay? Youre not blinking.
Rachel: No, it's been three nights in a row.
Rachel: Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you.
Rachel: Really? What's that like?
Rachel: Really?
(Rachel is still at the restaurant, but Steve is gone.)
Rachel: He's not stoned.
Rachel: Yeah, four times.
(Rachel hangs up in disgust.)
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Rachel: No. No, I dont. Could you be a dear and go tell him?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Don't touch my coat!
Rachel: What? What do you mean, "there you are"? Where was she?
[Chandler and Joey are watching, Rachel turns their heads away from Monica.]
(Monica hangs up, and Rachel looks at her phone.)
Rachel: Well, uh...
Rachel: Really, really not.
Rachel: Yah, I�ll have the soup and the salmon.
Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Eww!