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Rachel: (looking at the bill) Uhh, we still need a tip.
Rachel: A couple of bucks.
Rachel: Phoebe, I bet somebody's missing that badge.
Rachel: Hey Joey!
[Scene: A couch store, Ross is trying to decide on a new couch for his place. He has dragged Rachel along for the trip, and she's not too happy about it. Ross is sitting on it in different ways to see how it feels. He tries to just sit on it normally, and then he tries flopping on it. One thing about this couch, it's huge. It's like twice the size of a normal full size couch. Whoever designed this thing, needs help and fast.]
Rachel: (disgusted at Ross's antics) Ugh!
Ross: (To Rachel) Yeah, I still don't know. (To the salesman who is hovering nearby) I'm sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, "Kids welcome here." But that also says, (In a sexy voice) "Come here to me!"
Rachel: What?! You say that to kids?!!
Rachel: Ross, honey, it's a nice couch. It's not a magic couch.
Rachel: Wait! No, that's ridiculous. Come on, he lives three blocks away!
Rachel: Yeah! (She puts on her coat and turns around and sees Ross is expecting her to help.) (Laughing.) Are you kiddin'?
Rachel: (Disgustedly she goes and tries to pick up the couch. Much to her amazement, she is successful.) Oh. Oh! I can do it!
The Salesman: Ohh, okay. (Laughs.) Something didn't quite add up there. (Ross stops, walks back to talk to the salesman, and in the process pushes Rachel up against a wall.)
Rachel: Ross!
Rachel: Ross!
Rachel: Come on, I don't really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch.
Rachel: (To Ross) Fine! (To the salesman) We went out.
Rachel: Ross!! Oh my--ugh!! You kept count?! You are such a loser!
(Rachel pushes on the couch and pushes Ross out the door.)
[Scene: Ross's building's lobby, he and Rachel are about to attempt to take the couch upstairs.]
Rachel: Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?
Rachel: Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Oh-oh!
Rachel: Any chance you think the couch looks good there?
Rachel: (entering) Hey, umm, do you guys have that tape measure?
(They realize the implication of their behavior, stop instantly and head for his bedroom. In the meanwhile, Joey is starring at Rachel in a seductive way.)
Rachel: (noticing him) What's up Joey?
(Rachel is stunned.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering. Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out.]
Rachel: Hey! Joey, would you mind giving me and Ross a hand moving his couch?
Rachel: Thanks!
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: What's up Joe?
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: (laughing) What are you saying?
Rachel: Y'know honey, umm, as uh, as flattered as I am that uh, you saw me first, uhh, I just, I-I don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Rachel: (laughs and pushes the chair back in) Yeah, well, y'know umm No honey, listen I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date them, but I think the way you do it is y'know you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then you ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends!
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but once you find it, ohh it's so worth the wait.
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.
Rachel: Well, I brought the next best thing.
Rachel: Whoa-oh, what's-what's that? (Points.)
Rachel: Wow! You certainly think a lot of yourself.
Rachel: Okay!
(They pick up the couch and after throwing off the last pillow; Rachel helps out on Chandler's end.)
Rachel: Ross, I don't, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Chandler and Rachel: You think?!
Rachel: I know, me neither! I mean, you had a sketch!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is returning and finds Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: Hey! How's it going? Did you make any new friends?
Joey: (To Rachel) Well look, hey, it's all your fault!
Rachel: What?! Why?!
Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe, are you gonna go to jail?!
Chandler: (To Rachel) He has a gun!
[Joey stands up again. Rachel enters the door]
Rachel: (gasps) Hi!
[Rachel walks past Joey towards the couch]
Rachel: Youre so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)
Rachel: Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Rachel: Oh.
Phoebe: Oh Ross, calm down, Ill give you the 80 cents. (Ross glares at Rachel)
(Rachel goes to the fridge, opens it, and blows on the whistle Monica gave her at the store, which causes Phoebe and Monica to turn around and look at her.)
Rachel: Oh, maybe that's Emily calling back to leave the exact same message.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.
The Flight Attendant: (To Rachel) Thank you! (Not sure of herself) Enjoy your flight?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Hmm. Do you thinkCould you tell me if shes hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?
(Rachel, Joey and Chandler pat him on his shoulders and walk off, together with Monica)
Rachel: Anymore!!
Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! I can't believe you let me go on and on like that!
Rachel: Hey! Y'know what? Let's talk about relationships!
Rachel: Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?
Rachel: Thats right, he can have his job back. Im glad we got that all straightened out. There you go, Joey, you got your job back.
Rachel: Why would a charity give away a free boat?!
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back!
Rachel: Oh my God! Joey!
RACHEL: Then what's gonna happen?
Rachel: Ugh!
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Rachel: Im thinkin no.
Rachel: Im sorry. I didntI dont come in here a lot.
Rachel: Oh, was it awful?
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
Rachel: Lets roll!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Wow! How long were we arguing for?
Rachel: Oh, you are a petty man. You are a petty, petty....
Rachel: Well
MRS. GELLER: [to Ross on the stairs] I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no
Rachel: Whoa! I cant believe you did that. That was really sweet.
Rachel: Youre out of toilet paper!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Thank you! Youre great! (They kiss.)
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Rachel: Oh God, oh God, its sowed on though.
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
Rachel and Monica: Hi!
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: (gasps) You found my book?!
Rachel: But, Pheebs, you can still use the copy machine where I actually work. But, just come by at lunch so my boss doesnt see you. Cause Kim will just freak out and she already doesnt like me very much.
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is working. Ross enters with Ben.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, Where are they, where are they?
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: Drums?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Actually, I was about to bid on this lovely trip to Paris.
Rachel: how about I move in with you?
(Ross walks over to her and starts to kiss her passionately. After a while Rachel backs out. She thinks a while and starts kissing him back.)
Rachel: (stopping at Phoebes entrance) Ha!
(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)
Rachel and Joey: Tequila!!
Joey: Rach! Rachel! Okay, the next highest bidder is at table one.
Rachel: Well Joey, I hate to admit it, your way of sailing is a lot more fun.
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, I was just about to take a break anyways, so
Rachel: Phoebe?
Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)
Rachel: We did!
Rachel: Oh, I would love to!
Rachel: Where did you get that?
Rachel: Jo-Joey, look honey we-we need to talk okay? Umm, I kinda got the feeling from her today that uh, shes not lookin for a serious relationship.
Rachel: I guess you werent there. (They hug.)
Rachel: Oh oh oh, wait! You only got whipped cream in there! Ya gotta take a bite with all the layers!
Rachel: All right, I took them. But I figured it would be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch.
Rachel: Oh wow! Look at this place!
Rachel: See?
Rachel: (yelling from another room) Oh my God!
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
Rachel: No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Startin to feel her again there are we?
Rachel: No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know? I just got to figure out what I want
Rachel: (entering with Phoebe) Hey!
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: I got it!
(Phoebe gets up and goes to play, Ross goes over and sits down next to Monica and Rachel.)
Rachel: Its back in cage!
Rachel: Why, why not?
Rachel: (Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi.
Rachel: Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong.
Rachel: (on the verge of tears) Okay.
Rachel: Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of
Rachel: Umm, I think hes still out. Whats wrong?
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
[Scene: Ross's apartment.Someone's knocking on the door. Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma.]
(Ross appears at the window behind them crouched behind a garbage can and ready to spring his attack on who he thinks are Phoebe and Rachel. The camera cuts to the exterior view and Phoebe and Rachel call the shots from inside.)
Ross: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok, bye. What? (Sits down next to Rachel) Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (Doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn't hang up either.
Rachel: She could be out of town. Maybe shell be gone for months.
Rachel: What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!