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Joey: No, no, no! Its real! And it has been since 1998. (Rachel returns from the bathroom.) Hey Rach! Rach! Im up for a Soapie!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
Joey: Thank you! Well, I guess now I know who Im taking to the awards. (Points to Rachel.)
Rachel: Oh, stop that! Dont kid about that! (Gasps) Will all the stars be there?
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! I cant go! Im gonna be too nervous!
Rachel: No!! You are getting married! This is all I have.
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Rachel: Im fourth! (Joey is startled.) Look at you with your little maple syrup award!
Rachel: What? No! Its not a big deal! I do that too, with my shampoo bottle.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Grammy, Best New Artist.
Rachel: Ohh thats great!
Rachel: So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.
Rachel: Well of course I do! But yknow, favorite returning character is a tough category Joey. I mean youre up against the guy who survived his own cremation.
Rachel: Well Joey, youll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Yknow when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Yknow? So its sorta like (Does it, youll have to see it.)
Rachel: Yknow?
Rachel: Oh no, at the Grammies I always win.
Rachel: (entering from her room) Whoa what?
Rachel: Really?
Ross: Yeah! I dont know. I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid. What-what-what-what is it?! Am I giving out some kind of sexy professor vibe? (Rachel and Joey both look at him.)
Rachel: Not right now.
Rachel: Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! Yknow youI couldnt concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember whats its like to be 19 and in love.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: I didnt. I got under him.
[Cut to Joey and Rachels table.]
Joey: (To Rachel) This is it! This is my category.
Rachel: I know! My God! Do you have your speech?
Rachel: Do you got your gracious loser face?
Rachel: Now Joey remember, if you win you have to hug me! You hug me!
Rachel: On TV?! Yeah!
Joey: What the?! (Joey pounds the table and starts yelling at Rachel, and which is drowned out by applause. Rachel is desperately trying to tell Joey that hes on TV right now. He finally notices and he does his gracious loser face.)
Joey: (angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for this award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. (Shakes his head in disgust.) The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are from Passions Erin Goff. (There is applause, which Joey disgustedly waits to dye out.) From One Life to Live Mary Loren Bishop (They start to applaud again, but Joey interrupts in with the rest of the nominees), from All My Children Sarah Mchann, and from Days of Our Lives Jessica Ashley. And the winner is (Opens the envelope) Jessica Ashley from Days of Our Lives. (Applause) Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldnt be with us tonight so Ill be accepting this award on her behalf. (Realizes something) And Im sure that Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. Shed also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel whos sittin right there! (Points at Rachel.) (The music starts and his microphone is turned off, this angers Joey again and he disgustedly exits.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are entering.]
Rachel: Joey! Why did we have to rush out of there so fast?!
Rachel: Oh my God you stole her award!
Rachel: Joey I dont think you know what behalf means.
Rachel: Joey, you have got to take this back!
Rachel: (looking at the award) No! Joey!
Rachel: Do you really want an award you didnt win?
Rachel: Joey is says Best Supporting Actress!
Rachel: Joey no, this is wrong! You have to take it back, okay? You dont want to win an award this way. Youre very talented. And someday youre gonna win one of these for real and that one is gonna mean something.
Rachel: All right? (He sets the award down.) Thank you.
Rachel: Thank you.
(He goes into his room and closes the door. Rachel goes to pick it up and )
Joey: (opening his door) If I cant have it you cant have it! (Rachel walks away angrily.)
[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award.]
Rachel: I cannot believe Im gonna meet Jessica Ashley!
Rachel: Okay, Im totally cool! (She coolly knocks on the door)
Rachel: (coolly) Hey Jess.
Joey: Ah, this is my friend Rachel.
Rachel: Sup? (Joey glares at her.)
Joey: (To Rachel) Take it back?
Rachel: Absolutely.
Joey: Y-y-yeah! (As they start to leave, Rachel pauses and steals a vase with flowers in it.) Yeah you do. (They exit.)
Rachel: Ill be out in a second.
Rachel: (entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00.
Rachel: Okay honey, you can finish this later were gonna be late. We gotta go.
(Rachel joins Monica who is in the kitchen area, opening the wine bottle. Rachel checks that the doctors aren't listening, then lowers her voice anyway.)
Rachel: ...medium...hmm...any cookies left?
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Rachel: Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilled water down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out.
Mrs. Green: Well Rachel needs help with the baby.
Rachel: I hope youre going somewhere with this.
Rachel: Really?
Rachel: Thank you. (Hugs him.)
Ross: Oh. (Rachel and he start to stand up.)
(Rachel looks bored. At this point, Rossa figment of Rachel's imagination shows up on the balcony and starts talking to her.)
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Rachel: (closing a book) Okay! Im ready.
Rachel: A card! A card! I pick a card!
Rachel: Uh, well, I think, I think he broke up with me.
Rachel: Okay. (watching the tape) Ooh, my! (Rachel jumps when the woman starts screaming) Woah! Why is that baby torturing that woman?!
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Rachel: I didnt write it.
Rachel: Ross!
[Scene: The Hallway, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are discussing the note.]
Rachel: I am freaking out!
Rachel: That is seven days!
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
Rachel: My due date is in one week!
Rachel: Im serious.
Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Rachel: (stopping him) Oh, wait Ross! Im sorry, one more thing!
Rachel: Really?! Oh my God! Im successful!
Rachel: (to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Hi Pheebs!
Rachel: Oh yeah! You reallyYou look great.
Rachel: Okay, get ready to see some beggin!
Chandler: (To Rachel) Did you like me when we first met?
Rachel: But yknow umm, Rachel doesnt rhyme with draddle.
Rachel: So, you had a good day huh? Big commission; picked up a daddy.
Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.
Rachel: Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.
(Rachel holds her hand in order to support her head. Mr Zellner obviously overheard the conversation.)
Rachel: Ohh! (walking away from the window) Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, hes gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.
Rachel: You like that? (She climbs on the barcalounger seductively, putting her knees next to Joey's hips.) Let's take this into high gear (She pulls the barcalounger lever and seat reclines. She puts one of her knees between his legs and begins to kiss his neck.)
Rachel: Im fine, but thats not important. Whats important is how was she?
Rachel: Hi! Youre back from your date!
Rachel: I dont want you to date her!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: (starting to cry) Oh Ross, thank you. Thank you. (They hug.)
Rachel: Yeah. Just, if its possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?
Rachel: Uh-huh.
Rachel: (pause) Wow! I dont know, maybe. Im
Rachel: Really? But Im being so unreasonable.
Rachel: Yeah?
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man duh!
Rachel: Right! (Heads for the bathroom.)
Rachel: God. (Sits down.) I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!
[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, and Rachel is entering still pregnant.]
Chandler: (entering) Hey Phoebe! (To Rachel) Fatty!
Rachel: You. Like you havent done enough.
Rachel: Do you want me to come over there and sit on you? Cause Ill do it.
[Rachel leaves, and Ross follows her into the hall.]
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no, no!
Chandler: You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's.]
Rachel: In a minute!!!
Rachel: (entering) All right, all right. Lets go!
Rachel: No, Im fine.
Rachel: Ross.
Rachel: Wait a minute! She just made a scene in the middle of the ceremony!
Rachel: Can I ask you something?
Rachel: Excuse me?!
Rachel: When Carol was pregnant with Ben
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: were you this irritating?
Rachel: (silently) Okay. (Pause) Seriously, breathe louder Ross! Thats great!
Ross: (to Rachel) Oh, youre nice to her.
Joey: I know. I know. And this is so much more complicated than it was for those guys. I mean, its Rachel for God sakes.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: She has the drugs!
Rachel: Well, we are ready to try anything.
(Rachel turns and looks at Ross.)
Rachel: Great! We will do all of those.
Rachel: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to sympathize with her.)
Rachel: Hi!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter.]
Rachel: Why? Why today?
Rachel: Ill take that bet.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is giving Joey a massage as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: That proposal, at the planetarium
(Rachel turns her head to Ross and Phoebe and mouths, "No way.")
Rachel: All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time.
Rachel: Ross IWe tried all the spicy food. Its not working.
Joey: (entering, interrupting Rachel) Hey! I got great news!
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Yeah.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: Okay! I got the keys! Okay! Okay!
Rachel: Hey, who's this little naked guy?
Phoebe: Is Rachel having the baby?
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk, Im gonna go have a baby.