words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there as someones cell phone starts to ring with one of those fancy ring tones.]
Phoebe: Oh you did? (To Rachel) He did it! He did it!
Rachel: Wow! What did he do?
Rachel: I cant. Im busy. Im apartment hunting.
Rachel: Yeah, I cant live with Joey once the baby comes. I dont want my childs first words to be, (in a babys voice) "How you doin?"
Rachel: Well, I havent discussed it with him yet, but I know hes gonna be relieved. Last week, he brought this girl over and I started talking to her about morning sickness and then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book.
Rachel: Not so much.
Rachel: Oh my God! Was she old? Does she have a view?
Ross: Well I dont know, but how-how great would that be huh? You living in my building. I could help take care of the baby. I can come over whenever I want. (Rachel looks at him.) With your permission.
Rachel: Yeah that would really be great.
Rachel: Well can we see it?! Oh maybe we shouldnt. I mean if she just died this morning out of respect.
Rachel: Shall we?
Rachel: And Im Rachel, an admirer of the building.
Rachel: Ahh.
Ross: Of course! Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokes her head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way.)
Rachel: So shes really not dead.
Rachel: Hmm. Do you thinkCould you tell me if shes hanging in, in a one bedroom or a two?
Ross: Its not for me, its for Rachel.
Joey: But Rachel has an apartment.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game.]
Rachel: Hey!
Rachel: How was the game?
Rachel: Oh.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Hopefully across the street if certain Dutch people would just let go.
Rachel: Oh but Joey, I have to go. Theres no room for a baby here.
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Rachel: Honey, its so sweet that you want me to stay, but I-I cant do that to you. I mean it would disrupt your entire life.
Rachel: I know.
Rachel: I do too a little bit.
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is sitting on the step as Rachel returns.]
Rachel: Hi!
Monica: (looking at Rachels jeans) Where did you get those jeans?!
Rachel: You gave them to me!
Rachel: All right, I took them. But I figured it would be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch.
Rachel: What bra?
Rachel: You mean the one that youre wearing? (Adjusts Monicas pink bra strap as Monica looks down her shirt.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel enters and notices that Joey has set up a space for the baby where the couch was, complete with a crib.]
Rachel: What is this?
Rachel: Youre so sweet. (Notices something in the crib.) Oh my God! And you gave the baby Hugsy! (A stuffed penguin wearing a ski jacket, goggles, and hat.)
Rachel: But Joey the baby is going to be crying, its going to be loud.
Rachel: Its gonna be up all night!
Rachel: Its gonna poop!
Rachel: What about all the women you want to bring home?
Rachel: Joey, are you sure?
Joey: Yeah! All rightLook, I know sometimes itll be hard, okay? But, itll also be really really great. Please Rachel! I-I-I really want you to stay.
Rachel: I want me to stay too.
Rachel: Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! Its so cute!
Rachel: Are you seriousReally?! Its in such good condition.
Rachel: Wow! Whoa-whoa whats under the covers?
Rachel: Its moving.
Rachel: Its still(Screams)Its got a tail! Get it out of here! Get it out of here!!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are toasting her staying put.]
Ross: Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I dont care, (To Rachel) because you got the apartment. Yes!
Rachel: Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think Im gonna stay here.
Ross: (entering) Pheebs, you mind if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
Ross: Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.
Rachel: Well, screw charity work. What've you got?
Amy: (To Rachel) Nana is on the phone (Hands the phone over to Rachel)
Ross: You let Rachel come back, and it’s done.
Mark: Clever. (back to Rachel) So how are you?
Rachel: (looking through her wallet.) Ohh, I just dont think I have enough left on my credit card.
Rachel: Hi.
Mr Campbell: Rachel?
Rachel: No, I’m still going.
Rachel: Have you ever had any weird romantic dreams?
Rachel: Ah, all right. Here's to Ross!
Rachel: Wow! Spinning that sounds like fun.
Rachel: (looks at him suspiciously) I know what this is all about... You've always been jealous of my hair.
Flight Attendant: It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present, and she will see you when you get back.
Rachel: He offered me one.
Rachel: Is the window open? Because if there�s a window open, a bird could fly in there.
Rachel: Hi!
Rachel: Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... (she sits down, and Ross who is stunned to hear all this follows her example)
Rachel: Well, I took it.
Rachel: Ralph Lauren called again and they offered me more money.
Rachel: You really think so?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I'm so happy.
Rachel: All right. ALL RIGHT! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to Paris.
Monica: Oh, Rachel, sweetie, look, here's a really cute picture of Joey and you at the reception.
Rachel: Yeah! I'm going to Paris. Thank you, Ross!
Rachel: Oh, that sounds good!
[Scene: Joey's place. Rachel and Joey are talking]
Rachel: Heey man, I work out.
Rachel: It's all done!
Rachel: Well uh, his answering machine was very understanding. Ugh. I feel blue.
Rachel: Im not asking you to go on a date with him!
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Rachel: Ha! See, I knew, I knew youd get it on the first guess. Isnt it cool! Its an apothecary table.
[Scene: The Porsche, Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified.]
Rachel: It's a shame though, I mean, when we did it, it was pretty good.
(Rachel enters the room)
Rachel (crying): Hi you guys!
Rachel: You guys are gonna come and visit me, right?
Phoebe (to Rachel): You doing ok?
Rachel: Well, I've been better.
Rachel: I'm gonna miss you so much.
Rachel: You gotta see these latest pictures of Emma.
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, I don't even know where to start.
Rachel: Oh but look! Thats gonna leave a stain!
Rachel: I love you Phoebe.
Rachel: Oh come on, what are you talking about? Youve got three years painting houses. Two whole summers at T.G.I. Fridays, come on!
(Phoebe and Rachel enter the living room.)
Rachel: Ok. Monica?
Monica: Rachel used to live in that room.
Rachel: Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I cant! I cant! I cant! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just cant. Its just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out. It freaks me out. I cant do it! I cant do it.
Rachel: Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast its ridiculous! I mean, theyre gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what theyve done and theyre call the whole thing off. Im telling ya, youre gonna be dancing at my wedding before youre dancing at theres.
Rachel: Okay, okay. Umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss.
Rachel: (says something that cannot be understood)
Rachel: Well, Im miserable here! I might as well make some money out it!
Rachel: Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...
Rachel: Okay. Oh...
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Well-well a little blind sided but yknow good.
Rachel: Oh honey...
[Scene: The guest bedroom. Chandler and Rachel.]
Rachel: Oh... (holding Ross's shoulder) Well...
[Scene: Monica's living room. We look outside to the balcony where Rachel is saying goodbye to Joey.]
Rachel: Me? Im great! Im fine! Im sooo good!! But, you know whos not great?! Men! Youre a man right Ross?!
Rachel: Oh, you guys. This was an amazing night. Thank you so much. I love you. Good night.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Ross...
[Scene: A Street, Ross is walking past a newsstand and sees Rachel.]
(They both go into their rooms and after a little while Rachel pokes her head into the living room.)
[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier, Ross is handing Rachel a cup of coffee.]
Rachel: Its not a miracle Joey! Im sure theres some explanation.
Rachel: I cannot believe that after ten years, you do not know ONE thing about me.
Rachel: What?
Rachel: WHAT?
(Rachel looks shocked, gets over it, notices she's alone, and picks up the phone. The last part of which is something she shouldn't have done, because the phone is already in use. By Monica, and now Rachel can hear every word.)
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Oh you're not. You're not gonna get in the middle of anything, don't worry about Ross really, really.(She hears the noise of the key in the lock) Oh! Hide! That's Ross! Hide! Hide!
Rachel: I know!
Rachel: Joey! Why did you tell Chandler that Monica was getting a boob job?
Rachel: Ah.
Rachel: Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but...
Monica: Sorry! I'm justI'm not very good at this! I'm a terrible liar and I hate having to lie to Rachel!
Rachel: Shh.. Go back to sleep. I have to go home.
Rachel: It really was. You've learned some new moves!
(He walks over and kisses her. They pull back, Rachel looks at him, and they kiss again.)
[Scene: Rachels office, Tag and her are planning how to get the review back.]
Ross: Is Rachel here?
Joey: Oh my God. You and Rachel?
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah, I know... (mirroring her friend) ..I'm I'm just not that bright either.
Rachel: Morning!
(Rachel enters from her room.)
Rachel: Good. You?
Rachel: Hey.
Rachel: You too. Last night was just wonderful.
Ross: Yeah, guess so. Whew! Check these out! (Hes looking at the stirrups on the other bed in the room and Rachel groans. Ross then hops into the bed and puts his legs into the stirrups.) Never done this before.
Rachel: Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching a soap opera with Marcel.]
Rachel: I think I'm gonna take off. (pats Ross on his back, but he looks very surprised)