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Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
Ross: Slides are almost ready.
Chandler: Okay, you ready for the last picture?
Monica: Okay, you ready to open yours?
Chandler: Hey! Hi! You uh, ready to exchange gifts?
Monica: Honey! Dinners ready!
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
Phoebe: Okay! (Gets into position) Okay, ready?
[Cut to Rosss second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.]
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Joey: I dont know, maybe we werent ready to have a chick.
Monica: The dinner will be ready in twenty minutes. This is so exciting.
Monica: Okay. (she gets ready to go) Can you give me a little push?
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Phoebe: Okay. (She goes to get ready.)
[Scene, The Park: Phoebe and Rachel are getting ready to go running]
Monica: (entering) Okay, its ready. Come on.
Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready. Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]
Phoebe: But... I'm ready, so, just deal.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is getting ready for Chandlers arrival. He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table.]
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whitney: Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Ben: (on the bike) Im ready!
David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is getting ready for his date with Kristen.]
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Phoebe: Our apartment is ready.
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
PHOEBE: OK. Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right. [she sticks out her gut, clears her throat and sniffs her nose and then in her best male voice. . .] Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checkin' you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
Rachel: (closing a book) Okay! Im ready.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Phoebe: oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
Man: Ready to go?
Ross: Well how much time before she absolutely has to start getting ready?
Receptionist: Ok well, I'll call you as soon as your massage therapist is ready.
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Phoebe: So, are you ready to talk about it?
Joey: (approaching) Ross, hey, the bands ready outside for your first dance with Emily, so
Jennifer: (to Lisa) Ready?
Monica: They wont be ready for weeks.
Dr. Harad: Oh, no-no-no, it's a good one! Fonzie plays the bongos. All right, are you ready? It's time to start pushing.
The Assistant Director: (approaching) Hey Joey! Were ready.
Rachel: Ross, shes gonna start getting ready soon!
Tag: Im ready for more.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]
Kash: Hey Rachel! You ready to go?
Phoebe: OK, Monica? I had another answer all ready.
Stripper: All right, whenever youre ready. (She goes into the bedroom.)
Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do youready for a refill?
Kristen: Our table will be ready in a couple minutes.
Rachel: (grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
Monica: Fair enough, now go get ready!
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
Monica: I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the bands ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band saysI dont care about the stupid band!!
Monica: Okay, dinners ready!
Chandler: All right, ready?
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.
Monica: Oh look, the pool tables free. Rack em up. Ill be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.
Ross: Its okay, Im ready.
Ray: Whenever youre ready.
Rachel: Okay, get ready to see some beggin!
Phoebe: Okay, dont worry. Youre ready.
Joey: Hey, dont get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here sit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!
(They all agree and start to go and get ready.)
Dr. Long: Actually, I think youre ready to go to the delivery room.
Chandler: But you said you were ready too.
Mike: Hey, so are you sure your ready to go.
[Scene: Chandlers Hotel Room, Ross is getting Chandler ready.]
Joey: (laughing) Okay, if you say so. All right, ready? Set! Go!
Phoebe: (entering from Rachel's room, wearing a huge bow to cover the stain) Okay, I'm ready.
Chandler: The door hasnt been locked in five years, but okay! (Runs out.) Ready?!
Supervisor: So, I think youre ready to sell toner, do you have any last questions?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is getting ready to go to Joeys premiere and Phoebe is still on hold.]
Chandler: Hey! Ready to go?
ROSS: I'm getting ready for the water skiing. [Mr. Greene opens the door which pulls Ross in] How are you doing?
Phoebe: No, I like him a lot but I don't think I'm ready for this!
Mike: You ready to go?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
Chandler: I have a job interview I have to get ready for.
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Joey: (to Charlie) You're ready?
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
Director: Joey, Joey! We're ready for you!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, theyre getting ready.]