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Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
RICHARD: Hey. They're just trying to decide somehting.
RICHARD: Like a hound?
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
RICHARD: God. I love you.
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
RICHARD: Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.
MRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
PHOEBE: Oh yes, no, Richard would never steal your wind.
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
(He walks away and Joey does Rosss fist thing. He then enters Richards dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
RICHARD: What? Alright, what about my two?
RICHARD: Neither am I.
Richard: Just your dad. (pause) Although thats actually racquetball. You know I-I do have a blind date with my sisters neighbour next Tuesday.
RICHARD: Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
Richard: Well if it helps, it worked very well.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.]
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe enters to see Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel tearfully watching TV.]
The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? Were ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby hes playing Vincent.
RICHARD: If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle.
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
Monica: Oh my God, Richard. (Yep, Richards back.)
Richard: The bedroom. Well its pretty much your typical... (opens the door as Monica hides under the covers, and quickly closes the door before his date can see the room.) bedroom.
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. (Monica grabs his hand in the tomatoes.) Thats my hand.
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard!
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Monica: The Richard.
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Chandler: What-what Richard thing?
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
RICHARD: That - that's an idea.
RICHARD: Humm, really?
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Richard: Its okay! Shh! Hey. Hey. (Hugs her) Shhhh.
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Chandler: Richard!
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
Richard: I know. (Pause) I hate that!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Richard: Hi!
Monica: Richard!
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Richard: Hi.
Richard: Why?
Richard: You are?
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Ahh.
Richard: Oh really?
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: Excuse me?
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
Richard: Well, my nose got lonely.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
Richard: Working with blind kids.
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.