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ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
RICHARD: I am not telling you guys anything.
RICHARD: Jack, would you let it go?
RICHARD: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
RICHARD: How ya doin'?
RICHARD: Really? I'm a hero.
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
RICHARD: My parents are dead.
RICHARD: I know, I know. Just hang in there, OK. OK, I'll go out first, alright.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
RICHARD: What?
RICHARD: Humm, really?
MRS. GELLER: Richard. Richard. Your son isn't seeing anyone is he?
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
RICHARD: That - that's an idea.
RICHARD: Oh?
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
RICHARD: It is Judy.
MRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
RICHARD: She's not a twinkie.
RICHARD: Really?
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are setting the table.]
RICHARD: No, it's been a long time since your dad and I went running.
RICHARD: Very tasteful.
RICHARD: What're we looking at? That blue freckle?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
(He walks away and Joey does Rosss fist thing. He then enters Richards dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)
RICHARD: Neither am I.
Richard: Well if it helps, it worked very well.
Richard: Just your dad. (pause) Although thats actually racquetball. You know I-I do have a blind date with my sisters neighbour next Tuesday.
RICHARD: Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
RICHARD: What? Alright, what about my two?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe enters to see Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel tearfully watching TV.]
The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? Were ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby hes playing Vincent.
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.]
RICHARD: If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle.
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
Richard: The bedroom. Well its pretty much your typical... (opens the door as Monica hides under the covers, and quickly closes the door before his date can see the room.) bedroom.
Monica: Oh my God, Richard. (Yep, Richards back.)
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Monica: The Richard.
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Chandler: What-what Richard thing?
Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. (Monica grabs his hand in the tomatoes.) Thats my hand.
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Richard: Its okay! Shh! Hey. Hey. (Hugs her) Shhhh.
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Richard: I know. (Pause) I hate that!
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
Chandler: Richard!
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
Richard: Hi!
Monica: Richard!
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Hi.
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Richard: Why?
Richard: You are?
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: Ahh.
Richard: Excuse me?
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
Richard: Oh really?
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
Richard: Well, my nose got lonely.
Richard: Working with blind kids.
Richard: That might be fun. (Richard and Lisa sit down.)
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
Richard: All right.
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Richard: Nice to meet you Joey.
Richard: Yeah, sure.
Richard: Great!
Richard: Oh, thanks.
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: Well of course I am!
Richard: I found the picture!
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
Richard: No I didnt.
Richard: I think I lost. Three times.
RICHARD: Glad to be of help. Matches. [walks out to the balcony]
Richard: No!
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
Richard: You wouldnt happen to have a very big fork?
Richard: As were you.