words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is singing. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are listening.]
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
RICHARD: I don't know, I don't have my jammies.
RICHARD: Oh, thank you Phoebs. That's very sweet.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]
RICHARD: Night Richard. Good luck Mon.
RICHARD: Two.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
RICHARD: Woah, woah, no wait a minute now. C'mon it's your turn. Oh c'mon. Ya know, I don't need the actual number, just a ballpark.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
RICHARD: Oh honey, I'm fine.
RICHARD: What? Alright, what about my two?
RICHARD: Right, and...
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
RICHARD: Right.
RICHARD: Now I do. [they kiss and fall to the bed]
MONICA: Hi. Richard just told me he loves me.
RICHARD: Monica.
ROSS: [comes out of the bedroom] Rachel. [growls then sees Richard standing there] Hey.
RICHARD: Hey. They're just trying to decide somehting.
RICHARD: No.
RICHARD: I have a little comb.
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
RICHARD: No. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was deerhunter, no legs, John Voit was coming home, couldn't feel his legs.
RICHARD: Shall we?
RICHARD: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
RICHARD: Hey.
RICHARD: Ohh, brisk tonight.
RICHARD: Let's never speak of this.
Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe enters to see Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel tearfully watching TV.]
The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? Were ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby hes playing Vincent.
RICHARD: If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.]
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
Richard: The bedroom. Well its pretty much your typical... (opens the door as Monica hides under the covers, and quickly closes the door before his date can see the room.) bedroom.
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Monica: Oh my God, Richard. (Yep, Richards back.)
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Monica: The Richard.
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Chandler: What-what Richard thing?
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard!
Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. (Monica grabs his hand in the tomatoes.) Thats my hand.
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
RICHARD: Humm, really?
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
RICHARD: That - that's an idea.
Richard: Its okay! Shh! Hey. Hey. (Hugs her) Shhhh.
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Richard: I know. (Pause) I hate that!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
Chandler: Richard!
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Richard: Hi!
Monica: Richard!
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Why?
Richard: You are?
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: Hi.
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
Richard: Ahh.
Richard: Oh really?
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: Excuse me?
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
Richard: Well, my nose got lonely.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
Richard: Working with blind kids.
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
Richard: That might be fun. (Richard and Lisa sit down.)
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
Richard: No I didnt.
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
Richard: I think I lost. Three times.
RICHARD: Glad to be of help. Matches. [walks out to the balcony]
Richard: You wouldnt happen to have a very big fork?
Richard: As were you.
Richard: Nice to meet you Joey.
Richard: Yeah, sure.
Richard: Great!
Richard: Oh, thanks.
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: Well of course I am!
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: All right.
Richard: No!
Richard: Why? Are we done for the day?
RICHARD: If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.
Richard: Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.