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Mr. Geller: We started saving again when you were dating Richard and then that went to hell, so we redid the kitchen.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
(He walks away and Joey does Rosss fist thing. He then enters Richards dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)
RICHARD: Neither am I.
Richard: Well if it helps, it worked very well.
Richard: Just your dad. (pause) Although thats actually racquetball. You know I-I do have a blind date with my sisters neighbour next Tuesday.
Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)
RICHARD: Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
RICHARD: What? Alright, what about my two?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe enters to see Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel tearfully watching TV.]
The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? Were ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby hes playing Vincent.
RICHARD: If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle.
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.]
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
Richard: The bedroom. Well its pretty much your typical... (opens the door as Monica hides under the covers, and quickly closes the door before his date can see the room.) bedroom.
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard!
Monica: Oh my God, Richard. (Yep, Richards back.)
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. (Monica grabs his hand in the tomatoes.) Thats my hand.
Monica: The Richard.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Chandler: What-what Richard thing?
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]
RICHARD: Humm, really?
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
RICHARD: That - that's an idea.
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
Richard: Its okay! Shh! Hey. Hey. (Hugs her) Shhhh.
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Richard: I know. (Pause) I hate that!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
Chandler: Richard!
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Richard: Hi!
Monica: Richard!
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Richard: Why?
Richard: You are?
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Richard: Hi.
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Ahh.
Richard: Oh really?
Richard: Excuse me?
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
Richard: Working with blind kids.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Richard: Well, my nose got lonely.
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Richard: That might be fun. (Richard and Lisa sit down.)
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
Richard: I think I lost. Three times.
Richard: Nice to meet you Joey.
Richard: Yeah, sure.
Richard: No I didnt.
RICHARD: Glad to be of help. Matches. [walks out to the balcony]
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: Great!