words in movies
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard!
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
[Richard enters]
RICHARD: Hey, you're gettin' better. I'm gonna keep this by the way.
Richard: We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his face again.)
JOEY: How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
MONICA: You know what, I think it's cute, you trying to be more like Richard.
Richard: Oh, hey look nothing happened.
CHANDLER: Hey listen, we've gotta go, I promised Richard we'd meet him downstairs.
MONICA: You're meeting Richard?
RICHARD: It's the basketball playoffs.
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
RICHARD: Hey Phoebs, what's happening?
RICHARD: I know, I know. Just hang in there, OK. OK, I'll go out first, alright.
RICHARD: Ok. [leaves]
Monica: Me going out with Richards son.
Richard: Is that my ass? (Hes looking at Joeys.)
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
RICHARD: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.
RICHARD: Jack, would you let it go?
RICHARD: How ya doin'?
RICHARD: What?
RICHARD: She's not a twinkie.
RICHARD: Oh?
RICHARD: Really?
RICHARD: Oh, thank you Phoebs. That's very sweet.
RICHARD: Two.
RICHARD: Right, and...
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are playing Richard at foosball.]
RICHARD: Right.
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
RICHARD: No.
RICHARD: Shall we?
RICHARD: Monica.
RICHARD: Well, we had a table in college.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
RICHARD: Hey.
RICHARD: Uh-oh.
RICHARD: Ok, just one more point.
RICHARD: Is everything all right?
RICHARD: Well.
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
RICHARD: No. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was deerhunter, no legs, John Voit was coming home, couldn't feel his legs.
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
RICHARD: Ohh, brisk tonight.
RICHARD: Uh-huh, yeah.
Richard: Youve got panties stuck to your leg.
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
RICHARD: What're you doing?
RICHARD: Oh, alright.
RICHARD: Thank you.
RICHARD: You're strict.
RICHARD: Come on.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
RICHARD: Monica, wake up. Monica.
RICHARD: Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time.
RICHARD: Yeah.
RICHARD: I thought of a thing.
RICHARD: I love you, too.
RICHARD: Uh, it's the college playoffs.
RICHARD: Look I want you, now.
RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.
RICHARD: Okay.
RICHARD: Honey, you are in it.
RICHARD: Sure I do.
RICHARD: Oh, yeah!
RICHARD: Let's never speak of this.
RICHARD: Ooh, duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too?
RICHARD: Okay, I'll do it.
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
RICHARD: But you're not.
MONICA: It's Richard Burke.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
RICHARD: You're pretty much running that risk either way.
Richard:
Richard:
Richard:
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
ALL: Bye, Richard.
RICHARD: Yeah. How 'bout that.
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
RICHARD: Very tasteful.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
RICHARD: You really need the bassinet?
RICHARD: Really? I'm a hero.
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
RICHARD: It is Judy.
Mr. Geller: I saw Richard.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
RICHARD: Night Richard. Good luck Mon.
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.