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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.]
RICHARD: Ooh, then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for. Ok, I am going to take a shower and today I will be singing Jim Crochee's Leroy Brown.
RICHARD: Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?
RICHARD: What're you doing?
RICHARD: Are you remaking the bed?
RICHARD: Then, you're redoing it because...
RICHARD: You're pretty much running that risk either way.
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
RICHARD: Oh, alright.
RICHARD: Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica enters her bedroom with a roll of duct tape. Richard is sitting on the bed.]
RICHARD: Ooh, duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too?
RICHARD: You're strict.
RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
RICHARD: If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle.
RICHARD: Thank you.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
RICHARD: Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time.
RICHARD: Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen.
RICHARD: No come on. Come on tell me.
RICHARD: Come on.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
RICHARD: Yeah.
RICHARD: Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.
RICHARD: Boy I would just uh, I would freak out.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
RICHARD: Monica, wake up. Monica.
RICHARD: I thought of a thing.
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
RICHARD: Hey come on, you haven't heard my reason yet.
RICHARD: Ok, I have to sleep on the west side because I grew up in California and otherwise the ocean would be on the wrong side.
RICHARD: Yeah. How 'bout that.
Richard: Ew, this feels very weird.
Richard: So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?
RICHARD: I am not telling you guys anything.
(They both kiss, and Richard picks her up and goes over to the bed and starts to lie down.)
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]
Monica: Yeah well, I ran into Richard.
Richard: Well, it was great seeing you the other night.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]
(Chandler gets up and runs out, but as soon as the door closes behind him he opens it, runs back in, picks up his ring Richard is holding up for him, and runs back out.)
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
RICHARD: Hey. They're just trying to decide somehting.
RICHARD: Like a hound?
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
PHOEBE: Oh yes, no, Richard would never steal your wind.
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
RICHARD: God. I love you.
MRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
(He walks away and Joey does Rosss fist thing. He then enters Richards dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
Richard: Well if it helps, it worked very well.
RICHARD: Neither am I.
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
RICHARD: Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)
Richard: Just your dad. (pause) Although thats actually racquetball. You know I-I do have a blind date with my sisters neighbour next Tuesday.
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? Were ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby hes playing Vincent.
RICHARD: What? Alright, what about my two?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe enters to see Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel tearfully watching TV.]
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
Monica: Oh my God, Richard. (Yep, Richards back.)
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
Richard: The bedroom. Well its pretty much your typical... (opens the door as Monica hides under the covers, and quickly closes the door before his date can see the room.) bedroom.
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard!
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. (Monica grabs his hand in the tomatoes.) Thats my hand.
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Monica: The Richard.
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Chandler: What-what Richard thing?
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
RICHARD: That - that's an idea.
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]
RICHARD: Humm, really?
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Richard: Its okay! Shh! Hey. Hey. (Hugs her) Shhhh.
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
Richard: I know. (Pause) I hate that!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
Richard: Hi!
Chandler: Richard!
Monica: Richard!
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Why?
Richard: You are?
Richard: Hi.
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Richard: Ahh.
Richard: Oh really?
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: Excuse me?
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
Richard: Working with blind kids.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Richard: Well, my nose got lonely.
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.