words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.]
RICHARD: Ooh, then I guess the panty raid last night was totally uncalled for. Ok, I am going to take a shower and today I will be singing Jim Crochee's Leroy Brown.
RICHARD: Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?
RICHARD: What're you doing?
RICHARD: Are you remaking the bed?
RICHARD: Then, you're redoing it because...
RICHARD: You're pretty much running that risk either way.
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
RICHARD: Oh, alright.
RICHARD: Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica enters her bedroom with a roll of duct tape. Richard is sitting on the bed.]
RICHARD: Ooh, duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too?
RICHARD: You're strict.
RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
RICHARD: If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle.
RICHARD: Thank you.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
RICHARD: Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time.
RICHARD: Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen.
RICHARD: No come on. Come on tell me.
RICHARD: Come on.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
RICHARD: Yeah.
RICHARD: Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.
RICHARD: Boy I would just uh, I would freak out.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
RICHARD: Monica, wake up. Monica.
RICHARD: I thought of a thing.
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
RICHARD: Hey come on, you haven't heard my reason yet.
RICHARD: Ok, I have to sleep on the west side because I grew up in California and otherwise the ocean would be on the wrong side.
RICHARD: Yeah. How 'bout that.
RICHARD: Really?
RICHARD: Oh, thank you Phoebs. That's very sweet.
RICHARD: Two.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are playing Richard at foosball.]
RICHARD: Right, and...
RICHARD: Right.
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
RICHARD: Monica.
RICHARD: Well, we had a table in college.
RICHARD: No.
RICHARD: Shall we?
RICHARD: Hey.
RICHARD: Ok, just one more point.
RICHARD: Is everything all right?
RICHARD: Uh-oh.
RICHARD: Well.
RICHARD: No. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was deerhunter, no legs, John Voit was coming home, couldn't feel his legs.
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
RICHARD: Ohh, brisk tonight.
RICHARD: Uh-huh, yeah.
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
Richard: Youve got panties stuck to your leg.
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
RICHARD: Uh, it's the college playoffs.
RICHARD: I love you, too.
RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.
RICHARD: Okay.
RICHARD: Honey, you are in it.
RICHARD: Sure I do.
RICHARD: Oh, yeah!
RICHARD: Look I want you, now.
RICHARD: Let's never speak of this.
RICHARD: Okay, I'll do it.
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
RICHARD: But you're not.
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
MONICA: It's Richard Burke.
Richard:
Richard:
Richard:
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
ALL: Bye, Richard.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
RICHARD: Very tasteful.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
RICHARD: You really need the bassinet?
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
RICHARD: Really? I'm a hero.
Richard: Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.
Mr. Geller: I saw Richard.
RICHARD: It is Judy.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
RICHARD: Night Richard. Good luck Mon.
Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
(She goes into her bedroom, and sees Richard who has covered the room in roses and has two glasses of wine and a rose between his lips.)
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Richard: So, you look great.
Richard: Hi!
Richard: No you do. You... just...
Richard: Its good to see you.
Richard: I missed this.
RICHARD: I have a little comb.
RICHARD: I don't know, I don't have my jammies.
Richard: What?
Richard: Op.
Richard: Okay.
Richard: Yeah.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to Richard on the phone.]
Richard: Okay.
Richard: (standing behind her, without his moustache) I can help with that.
Richard: Exactly. (pushes her back)
Richard: You want me to cancel it?
Richard: Tomatoes are squishing.
Richard: Hello.
Richard: All right. This is the kitchen.
Richards Date: Impressive.
Richard: Ah well, this is the living room.
Richard: Um-hmm.
Richard: Well, you seem fine.
Richard: (lying down) Ow!!
Richard: I know I couldnt. So....
Richard: You really sure?
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Richard: Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone! (He is spitting on the hard Ps and Ts.)
Richard: You mean like exclusive friends?
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, shes in bed with Richard.]
RICHARD: I am not telling you guys anything.
Richard: So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Richard: Ew, this feels very weird.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]
Richard: Well, it was great seeing you the other night.