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Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Monica: The Richard.
Phoebe: Richard Simmons?! Oh my God!
Monica: Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! Y'know the tall guy, moustache?
Phoebe: That is so weird! I had a dream that you'd have lunch with Richard.
Phoebe: (sitting down) Oh good! All right, so you decided to tell him about the Richard thing.
Chandler: What-what Richard thing?
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Monica: Okay, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Phoebe: Monica had lunch with Richard.
Chandler: No! Her boyfriend Richard!
Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)
Monica: This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! Im sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!
RICHARD: God. I love you.
MRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
PHOEBE: Oh yes, no, Richard would never steal your wind.
RICHARD: Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.
RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
RICHARD: Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
(He walks away and Joey does Rosss fist thing. He then enters Richards dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)
Richard: Just your dad. (pause) Although thats actually racquetball. You know I-I do have a blind date with my sisters neighbour next Tuesday.
RICHARD: Neither am I.
Richard: Well if it helps, it worked very well.
RICHARD: What? Alright, what about my two?
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.]
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
RICHARD: If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe enters to see Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel tearfully watching TV.]
The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? Were ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby hes playing Vincent.
Monica: Oh my God, Richard. (Yep, Richards back.)
Richard: The bedroom. Well its pretty much your typical... (opens the door as Monica hides under the covers, and quickly closes the door before his date can see the room.) bedroom.
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. (Monica grabs his hand in the tomatoes.) Thats my hand.
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
RICHARD: Humm, really?
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
Richard: I know. (Pause) I hate that!
RICHARD: That - that's an idea.
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
Richard: Its okay! Shh! Hey. Hey. (Hugs her) Shhhh.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Richard: Hi!
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
Chandler: Richard!
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Monica: Richard!
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Richard: Why?
Richard: You are?
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Ahh.
Richard: Oh really?
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Richard: Hi.
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: Excuse me?
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
Richard: Working with blind kids.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Richard: Well, my nose got lonely.
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Richard: That might be fun. (Richard and Lisa sit down.)
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Richard: No I didnt.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
Richard: I think I lost. Three times.
Richard: You wouldnt happen to have a very big fork?
RICHARD: Glad to be of help. Matches. [walks out to the balcony]
Richard: Great!
Richard: Oh, thanks.