words in movies
Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Monica: The Richard.
Phoebe: Richard Simmons?! Oh my God!
Monica: Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! Y'know the tall guy, moustache?
Phoebe: That is so weird! I had a dream that you'd have lunch with Richard.
Phoebe: (sitting down) Oh good! All right, so you decided to tell him about the Richard thing.
Chandler: What-what Richard thing?
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Monica: Okay, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Phoebe: Monica had lunch with Richard.
Chandler: No! Her boyfriend Richard!
Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)
Monica: This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Monica: What? Wait! Why? (He turns and heads for the door and she chases after him.) Chandler! Chandler! Wait! Im sorry, I was just playing for one second! I was trying to find you to tell you that, look if you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't! He means nothing to me!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
Chandler: Richard!
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Richard: Hi!
Monica: Richard!
Richard: Why?
Richard: You are?
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Richard: Hi.
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Ahh.
Richard: Oh really?
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: Excuse me?
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
Richard: Working with blind kids.
Richard: Well, my nose got lonely.
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
Richard: That might be fun. (Richard and Lisa sit down.)
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
Richard: No I didnt.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Richard: I think I lost. Three times.
RICHARD: Glad to be of help. Matches. [walks out to the balcony]
Richard: Nice to meet you Joey.
Richard: Yeah, sure.
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: Great!
Richard: Oh, thanks.
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: Well of course I am!
Richard: All right.
Richard: No!
Richard: You wouldnt happen to have a very big fork?
Richard: As were you.
RICHARD: If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.
Richard: Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
Richard: Why? Are we done for the day?
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Richard: (still spitting) The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!
Phoebe: That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
(Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)
Joey: I dont know. Ooh, I bet its Richard.
(Richard squishes a little too hard and some lands on his shirt.)
Richard: on the rocks with a twist? I remember. (Goes to make her drink.)
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God! (She frantically tries to clean up the bedroom as Richard starts the tour.)
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
Richard: Oh shoot! Maybe next time. (yawns) Thanks for a lovely evening. (shows her out)
Joey: (glances at Richard) No. Nope, I uh I thI thought it might be kind of a cool character thing. Yknow? Hes uh, hes a face toucher. (Behind his back, Richard is nodding no.)
The Director: Look Joey, theres nothing I can do. Besides, youre probably gonna be out by four anyway. Weve just got one short scene. Its just you and Richard, and God knows hes a pro. Youll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
(Richard thrusts, misses Joey by several feet and Joey screams in pain and drops to his knees.)
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica enters her bedroom with a roll of duct tape. Richard is sitting on the bed.]
The Director: I dont think so. Lets take it back to Richards last line. (Walks off.) Action!
MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
[Scene: The Movie Set, Richard and Joey are doing a scene.]
Richard: Just the last two pages.
RICHARD: Now I do. [they kiss and fall to the bed]
Chandler: Richard was there so I couldnt do it!
Richard: (To Joey) Are you a little off today? Its going terribly slowly.
Chandler: Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!