words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, and Richard are there]
(Rachel enters in this hideous pink bride's maid dress, with a huge silver bow on her chest, and a big, huge skirt, kinda like the one's women wore in the 1800s, Monica and Richard both stare in shock)
RICHARD: Oh, yeah, I don't like you this way. All right, I'll see you guys later.
ALL: Bye, Richard.
RICHARD: I love you, too.
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
RICHARD: Okay.
RICHARD: Sure I do.
RICHARD: Honey, you are in it.
RICHARD: Oh, yeah!
RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.
RICHARD: Like a hound?
RICHARD: You really need the bassinet?
RICHARD: Oh, hey. I love children, I have children. I just don't want to be 70 when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start.
RICHARD: Look I want you, now.
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
RICHARD: Neither am I.
[Scene: at Barry and Mindy's reception, Monica and Richard are sitting at a table, and Monica is trying to throw a piece of candy into his mouth.]
RICHARD: Okay, last chance. (Monica throws the candy and hits some woman in the back of the head, Richard turns around and says) Again, I'm sorry.
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
RICHARD: Okay, I'll do it.
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
RICHARD: If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.
RICHARD: Yeah, if I have to. Monica, I don't wanna lose you, so if I have to do it all over again, then I will.
RICHARD: But you're not.
RICHARD: God. I love you.
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
RICHARD: Hey Phoebs, what's happening?
RICHARD: I know, I know. Just hang in there, OK. OK, I'll go out first, alright.
RICHARD: Ok. [leaves]
Monica: Me going out with Richards son.
Richard: Is that my ass? (Hes looking at Joeys.)
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
RICHARD: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.
RICHARD: Jack, would you let it go?
RICHARD: How ya doin'?
RICHARD: What?
RICHARD: She's not a twinkie.
RICHARD: Oh?
RICHARD: Really?
RICHARD: Oh, thank you Phoebs. That's very sweet.
RICHARD: Two.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are playing Richard at foosball.]
RICHARD: Right, and...
RICHARD: Right.
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
RICHARD: Monica.
RICHARD: Well, we had a table in college.
RICHARD: No.
RICHARD: Shall we?
RICHARD: Hey.
RICHARD: Ok, just one more point.
RICHARD: Is everything all right?
RICHARD: Uh-oh.
RICHARD: Well.
RICHARD: No. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was deerhunter, no legs, John Voit was coming home, couldn't feel his legs.
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
RICHARD: Ohh, brisk tonight.
RICHARD: Uh-huh, yeah.
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
Richard: Youve got panties stuck to your leg.
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
RICHARD: Oh, alright.
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
RICHARD: What're you doing?
RICHARD: Monica, wake up. Monica.
RICHARD: Come on.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
RICHARD: Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time.
RICHARD: Yeah.
RICHARD: Thank you.
RICHARD: You're strict.
RICHARD: Uh, it's the college playoffs.
RICHARD: I thought of a thing.
Richard:
MONICA: It's Richard Burke.
RICHARD: Ooh, duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too?
RICHARD: Let's never speak of this.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
Richard:
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
RICHARD: You're pretty much running that risk either way.
Richard:
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
RICHARD: Yeah. How 'bout that.
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
RICHARD: Very tasteful.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
RICHARD: Really? I'm a hero.
Mr. Geller: I saw Richard.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
RICHARD: Night Richard. Good luck Mon.
RICHARD: It is Judy.
Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
RICHARD: Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
Richard: Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.
Richard: Hi!
Richard: So, you look great.
Richard: Its good to see you.
(She goes into her bedroom, and sees Richard who has covered the room in roses and has two glasses of wine and a rose between his lips.)
Richard: No you do. You... just...
Richard: Op.
RICHARD: I have a little comb.
Richard: I missed this.
RICHARD: I don't know, I don't have my jammies.
Richard: What?
Richard: Yeah.
Richard: Okay.
Richard: Okay.
Richard: You really sure?
Richard: Exactly. (pushes her back)
Richard: You want me to cancel it?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to Richard on the phone.]
Richard: Hello.
Richard: Tomatoes are squishing.
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
Richards Date: Impressive.
Richard: Ah well, this is the living room.