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Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
RICHARD: No come on. Come on tell me.
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]
Monica: Yeah well, I ran into Richard.
RICHARD: Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen.
Richard: Well, it was great seeing you the other night.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]
(Chandler gets up and runs out, but as soon as the door closes behind him he opens it, runs back in, picks up his ring Richard is holding up for him, and runs back out.)
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
RICHARD: Hey. They're just trying to decide somehting.
RICHARD: Like a hound?
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
MRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
RICHARD: God. I love you.
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
RICHARD: Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.
PHOEBE: Oh yes, no, Richard would never steal your wind.
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
(He walks away and Joey does Rosss fist thing. He then enters Richards dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
RICHARD: Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
Richard: Just your dad. (pause) Although thats actually racquetball. You know I-I do have a blind date with my sisters neighbour next Tuesday.
RICHARD: Neither am I.
Richard: Well if it helps, it worked very well.
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
RICHARD: What? Alright, what about my two?
The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? Were ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby hes playing Vincent.
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe enters to see Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel tearfully watching TV.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.]
RICHARD: If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle.
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard!
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
Richard: The bedroom. Well its pretty much your typical... (opens the door as Monica hides under the covers, and quickly closes the door before his date can see the room.) bedroom.
Monica: Oh my God, Richard. (Yep, Richards back.)
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. (Monica grabs his hand in the tomatoes.) Thats my hand.
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Monica: The Richard.
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Chandler: What-what Richard thing?
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
RICHARD: Humm, really?
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]
Richard: Its okay! Shh! Hey. Hey. (Hugs her) Shhhh.
RICHARD: That - that's an idea.
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Richard: I know. (Pause) I hate that!
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
Richard: Hi!
Chandler: Richard!
Monica: Richard!
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Richard: Why?
Richard: You are?
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Richard: Hi.
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: Excuse me?
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Ahh.
Richard: Oh really?
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
Richard: Working with blind kids.