words in movies
[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Richard: Noo! I came down here to tell you something else. I came here to tell you I still love you.
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
Richard: I know. (Pause) I hate that!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
Chandler: Richard!
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Richard: Hi!
Monica: Richard!
Richard: Why?
Richard: You are?
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Ahh.
Richard: Hi.
Richard: Oh really?
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
Richard: Excuse me?
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
Richard: Well, my nose got lonely.
Richard: Working with blind kids.
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
Richard: That might be fun. (Richard and Lisa sit down.)
MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Richard: No I didnt.
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
Richard: Nice to meet you Joey.
Richard: Yeah, sure.
RICHARD: You're gonna do what to my clocks.
Richard: I think I lost. Three times.
RICHARD: Glad to be of help. Matches. [walks out to the balcony]
Richard: All right.
Richard: Great!
Richard: Oh, thanks.
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: Well of course I am!
Richard: I found the picture!
Richard: No!
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Richard: You wouldnt happen to have a very big fork?
Richard: As were you.
Richard: Well have we finished the scene?
Richard: Why? Are we done for the day?
Richard: Now, that can be arranged! (He brings his sword back and drops it, causing it to fly over the wall.) Slippery little bugger!
RICHARD: If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.
Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Richard: (still spitting) The platoon is dead! Face facts Tony!
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Phoebe: That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!
(Richard squishes a little too hard and some lands on his shirt.)
Joey: I dont know. Ooh, I bet its Richard.
(Joey and Richard both wipe their faces and are given towels.)
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
(Richard thrusts, misses Joey by several feet and Joey screams in pain and drops to his knees.)
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God! (She frantically tries to clean up the bedroom as Richard starts the tour.)
Joey: (glances at Richard) No. Nope, I uh I thI thought it might be kind of a cool character thing. Yknow? Hes uh, hes a face toucher. (Behind his back, Richard is nodding no.)
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica enters her bedroom with a roll of duct tape. Richard is sitting on the bed.]
Richard: Oh shoot! Maybe next time. (yawns) Thanks for a lovely evening. (shows her out)
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
Richard: on the rocks with a twist? I remember. (Goes to make her drink.)
The Director: Look Joey, theres nothing I can do. Besides, youre probably gonna be out by four anyway. Weve just got one short scene. Its just you and Richard, and God knows hes a pro. Youll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
Richard: Yeah! Youre saying, you need to be with someone more mature. Maybe someone with, a license to practice medicine. Or a mustache.
[Scene: The Movie Set, Richard and Joey are doing a scene.]
Richard: (To Joey) Are you a little off today? Its going terribly slowly.
RICHARD: Woah, woah, no wait a minute now. C'mon it's your turn. Oh c'mon. Ya know, I don't need the actual number, just a ballpark.
Chandler: Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!