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[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Richard: Noo! I came down here to tell you something else. I came here to tell you I still love you.
Phoebe: (sitting down) Oh good! All right, so you decided to tell him about the Richard thing.
RICHARD: Charlotte who?
RICHARD: Yeah, if I have to. Monica, I don't wanna lose you, so if I have to do it all over again, then I will.
Richards Date: Yeah, but I didnt get to see it.
Richard: And-and then I sneak out and before Monica can her parents come in.
MRS. GELLER: Richard. Richard. Your son isn't seeing anyone is he?
Phoebe: Richard Simmons?! Oh my God!
RICHARD: Yeah, just, I feel like I'm about a hundred. I thought I was just one of the guys.
Richard: That can be arranged.
MONICA: Ok. [Richard walks in] Hey, why don't you ask Richard?
(They hug, and Richard notices a stocking stuck to Monicas back, which he removes for her.)
Chandler: No! Her boyfriend Richard!
RICHARD: Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...
RICHARD: Oh, hey. I love children, I have children. I just don't want to be 70 when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start.
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
RICHARD: Hey, be right there.
RICHARD: Wow. Well being a huge Knicks fan myself, I think you should take someone who's a huge Knicks fan.
Dedicated to the Memory of Richard L. Cox, Sr.
Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!
Richard: Wow. Y'know were back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothings changed.
RICHARD: Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
RICHARD: That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening and I guess I'll just see you kids around.
RICHARD: Oh honey, I'm fine.
Richard: Well yeah, Im sorry. I know this is the wrong time and the wrong place but I had to tell ya! I wanna spend my life with you. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you.
[Richard enters]
MONICA: Hey. Where is he, where's Richard? Did you ditch him?
Richard: We may not have any weapons, but we still have food. In the basement I saw potatoes and some dry pasta, and a few tins of tuna! (Joey backs away and wipes his face again.)
RICHARD: Hey, you're gettin' better. I'm gonna keep this by the way.
CHANDLER: Hey listen, we've gotta go, I promised Richard we'd meet him downstairs.
JOEY: How come Richard looks so much cooler with one of these than me?
MONICA: You know what, I think it's cute, you trying to be more like Richard.
Richard: Oh, hey look nothing happened.
RICHARD: It's the basketball playoffs.
MONICA: You're meeting Richard?
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
RICHARD: Ok. [leaves]
RICHARD: Hey Phoebs, what's happening?
RICHARD: I know, I know. Just hang in there, OK. OK, I'll go out first, alright.
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
Monica: Me going out with Richards son.
Richard: Is that my ass? (Hes looking at Joeys.)
RICHARD: Happy birthday.
RICHARD: How ya doin'?
RICHARD: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.
RICHARD: Jack, would you let it go?
RICHARD: She's not a twinkie.
RICHARD: What?
RICHARD: Oh?
RICHARD: Oh, thank you Phoebs. That's very sweet.
RICHARD: Really?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
RICHARD: Two.
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
RICHARD: Monica.
RICHARD: Well, we had a table in college.
RICHARD: Hey.
RICHARD: Ok, just one more point.
RICHARD: Is everything all right?
RICHARD: Uh-oh.
RICHARD: Well.
RICHARD: No. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was deerhunter, no legs, John Voit was coming home, couldn't feel his legs.
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
RICHARD: Ohh, brisk tonight.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler and Joey are playing Richard at foosball.]
RICHARD: Right, and...
RICHARD: Right.
RICHARD: No.
RICHARD: Shall we?
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
RICHARD: Uh-huh, yeah.
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
Richard: Youve got panties stuck to your leg.
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
RICHARD: Come on.
RICHARD: Oh, alright.
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
RICHARD: What're you doing?
RICHARD: Thank you.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
RICHARD: Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time.
RICHARD: Yeah.
RICHARD: Look I want you, now.
RICHARD: You're strict.
RICHARD: Uh, it's the college playoffs.
RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.
RICHARD: Okay.
RICHARD: Monica, wake up. Monica.
RICHARD: I thought of a thing.
RICHARD: I love you, too.
RICHARD: Honey, you are in it.
RICHARD: Sure I do.
RICHARD: Oh, yeah!
RICHARD: Okay, I'll do it.
RICHARD: Let's never speak of this.
RICHARD: Ooh, duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too?
RICHARD: But you're not.
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
Richard:
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.