words in movies
[Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.]
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Richard: Noo! I came down here to tell you something else. I came here to tell you I still love you.
RICHARD: Hey. They're just trying to decide somehting.
RICHARD: Like a hound?
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
RICHARD: God. I love you.
MRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
PHOEBE: Oh yes, no, Richard would never steal your wind.
RICHARD: Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
(He walks away and Joey does Rosss fist thing. He then enters Richards dressing room, to find Richard cutting his steak with his sword.)
Richard: Well if it helps, it worked very well.
RICHARD: Neither am I.
Richard: Just your dad. (pause) Although thats actually racquetball. You know I-I do have a blind date with my sisters neighbour next Tuesday.
RICHARD: Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
Chandler: Y'know, if I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, y'know build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick! (Mimics it.)
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
RICHARD: What? Alright, what about my two?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Phoebe enters to see Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel tearfully watching TV.]
RICHARD: Honey, you are not an oat. I, I mean I don't know, I, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. I've only slept with women I've been in love with.
The Assistant Director: (to another actor) Richard? Were ready for you. (Richard approaches.) Joey Tribbiani? This is Richard Crosby hes playing Vincent.
RICHARD: If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle.
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in her bedroom.]
Richard: The bedroom. Well its pretty much your typical... (opens the door as Monica hides under the covers, and quickly closes the door before his date can see the room.) bedroom.
Monica: Oh my God, Richard. (Yep, Richards back.)
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
Chandler: Okay, so Richard, Richard!
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Richard: Yeah, well, sure I touch them, but I spent years learning not to squish them. (Monica grabs his hand in the tomatoes.) Thats my hand.
Monica: The Richard.
RICHARD: Uhh, not that I know of.
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Chandler: What-what Richard thing?
Chandler: Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
Richard: No I dont have a ring! (Pause) You go get her Chandler. (Pause) And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, dont let her go. Trust me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
RICHARD: Humm, really?
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
Richard: Its okay! Shh! Hey. Hey. (Hugs her) Shhhh.
RICHARD: That - that's an idea.
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
RICHARD: Yeah, I know. I hate it too. Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Ross: Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-
Richard: I know. (Pause) I hate that!
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Richards Date: Hi, Im Lisa.
Richard: Oh. Good to see you guys.
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
Chandler: Richard!
Richard: Hi!
Monica: Richard!
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Richard: Why?
Richard: You are?
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Richard: Who is it?
Richard: Ahh.
Richard: Oh really?
(Richard mouths, "Wow!")
Richard: Hi.
Richard: Excuse me?
Richard: (standing up quickly) Drink?
Richard: Oh. (Laughs.) Whew!
Richard: I think thats fair.
Richard: Well all right, one thing happened?
Richard: I know. (Backs away.)
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Richard: Chandler.
Richard: Okay, she was here, but she left.
Richard: Well Im sorry.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
RICHARD: Uh, they're not in it.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
Richard: Working with blind kids.
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
Richard: Well, my nose got lonely.
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
MRS. GELLER: I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
RICHARD: Phoebe's got another job, right?
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
Richard: That might be fun. (Richard and Lisa sit down.)
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.