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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, and Richard are there]
(Rachel enters in this hideous pink bride's maid dress, with a huge silver bow on her chest, and a big, huge skirt, kinda like the one's women wore in the 1800s, Monica and Richard both stare in shock)
RICHARD: Oh, yeah, I don't like you this way. All right, I'll see you guys later.
ALL: Bye, Richard.
RICHARD: I love you, too.
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Richard and Monica are playing with Ben.]
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
RICHARD: Okay.
RICHARD: Sure I do.
RICHARD: Honey, you are in it.
RICHARD: Oh, yeah!
RICHARD: Well, uh, sometimes I think about selling my practice, we could move to France, make French toast.
RICHARD: Like a hound?
RICHARD: You really need the bassinet?
RICHARD: Oh, hey. I love children, I have children. I just don't want to be 70 when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start.
RICHARD: Look I want you, now.
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
RICHARD: Neither am I.
[Scene: at Barry and Mindy's reception, Monica and Richard are sitting at a table, and Monica is trying to throw a piece of candy into his mouth.]
RICHARD: Okay, last chance. (Monica throws the candy and hits some woman in the back of the head, Richard turns around and says) Again, I'm sorry.
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
RICHARD: Okay, I'll do it.
RICHARD: If kids is what I takes to be with you then kids it is.
RICHARD: If I have to I'll, I'll do all again , I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing, I'll go to the P.T.A. meetings, I'll coach the soccer team.
RICHARD: Yeah, if I have to. Monica, I don't wanna lose you, so if I have to do it all over again, then I will.
RICHARD: But you're not.
RICHARD: God. I love you.
RICHARD: I guess we just keep dancing.
Richard: Of course! Im-Im sorry. I-Id hate you to miss anything like that on account of me. I can do this!
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
RICHARD: What're you doing?
RICHARD: Oh, alright.
RICHARD: Thank you.
RICHARD: You're strict.
RICHARD: Come on.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
RICHARD: Well, I'm confused. I thought we shared time.
RICHARD: Yeah.
RICHARD: Monica, wake up. Monica.
RICHARD: I thought of a thing.
RICHARD: Uh, it's the college playoffs.
RICHARD: Ooh, duct tape. Was I supposed to bring something too?
RICHARD: Let's never speak of this.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
MONICA: It's Richard Burke.
Richard:
Richard:
Richard:
RICHARD: You're pretty much running that risk either way.
Chandler: Yknow Richard you are a good guy.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Monica: Wow! Your lip went bald. (Richard pays the clerk) Hey, thanks.
RICHARD: Yeah. How 'bout that.
RICHARD: Very tasteful.
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
RICHARD: Really? I'm a hero.
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
RICHARD: It is Judy.
RICHARD: Or so I would have you believe.
Rachel: Hey, Chandler, don't freak out! I'm telling you something you already know! Come on, she broke up with Richard because he didn't want to have babies. And she's a woman, and she's almost 30, and y'know it's Monica.
RICHARD: Night Richard. Good luck Mon.
Mr. Geller: I saw Richard.
Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
RICHARD: I have a little comb.
(She goes into her bedroom, and sees Richard who has covered the room in roses and has two glasses of wine and a rose between his lips.)
Richard: Hi!
Richard: No you do. You... just...
Richard: I missed this.
RICHARD: Actually, if it's possible, I love you more.
Richard: Could you uh, could you lower your script? I need to see your face so I can uh, play off your reaction.
Richard: So, you look great.
Richard: Its good to see you.
Richard: Op.
Richard: Okay.
Richard: Okay.
RICHARD: I don't know, I don't have my jammies.
Richard: What?
Richard: Yeah.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to Richard on the phone.]
Richard: Exactly. (pushes her back)
Richard: You want me to cancel it?
Richard: Hello.
Richards Date: Impressive.
Richard: Ah well, this is the living room.
Richard: Um-hmm.
Richard: Well, you seem fine.
Richard: You really sure?
Richard: Tomatoes are squishing.
Richard: All right. This is the kitchen.
Richard: (lying down) Ow!!
Richard: I know I couldnt. So....
Richard: (standing behind her, without his moustache) I can help with that.
Richards Date: Were still on this side of the door.
Richard: Forget the platoon! The platoon is gone! (He is spitting on the hard Ps and Ts.)
Richard: You mean like exclusive friends?
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, shes in bed with Richard.]
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Richard: So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?
Richard: Ew, this feels very weird.
RICHARD: No come on. Come on tell me.
RICHARD: I am not telling you guys anything.
(They both kiss, and Richard picks her up and goes over to the bed and starts to lie down.)
Monica: Yeah well, I ran into Richard.
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
Richard: Well, it was great seeing you the other night.
RICHARD: Because it's in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen.
RICHARD: Hey. They're just trying to decide somehting.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]
(Chandler gets up and runs out, but as soon as the door closes behind him he opens it, runs back in, picks up his ring Richard is holding up for him, and runs back out.)
Richards Date: Oh, thats real pretty. Wait a minute, dont I get to see the bedroom?
Richard: So when people complement me on my cooking should I, what do I say?
MRS. GELLER: It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
RICHARD: Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.
PHOEBE: Oh yes, no, Richard would never steal your wind.
RICHARD: Yeah. I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed.
RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
Richard: Well if it helps, it worked very well.
Richard: Just your dad. (pause) Although thats actually racquetball. You know I-I do have a blind date with my sisters neighbour next Tuesday.