words in movies
MONICA: Ok, you see, the tag shouldn't be at the top left corner, it should be at the bottom right corner.
CHANDLER: Hey, look Joey, I'm just saying if you need something to hold you over, I can get you a job right here as an entry level processor.
JOEY: Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.
PHOEBE: And you hate fish. Oh. That's so sweet, alright. Ok, alright, you can see. This is me... [she unveils herself right as a huge lightning bolt crashes outside. Ryan screams in terror.] Oh, I am scary.
RACHEL: Oh, stop that, stop that right now.
JOEY: This company was not built on rough numbers. Am I right Mr. Douglas.
RICHARD: If it's not a right angle, it is a wrong angle.
CHANDLER: Oh well it's not me, it's my character, Chandy. Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.
[They keep kissing and start scratching each other. Ross enters, takes one look, and goes right back out the door.]
Ross: I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer is is its going somewhere fun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago yknow, but youre-youre not getting any younger. No I meanNo not you, not you, youyou are getting younger. I meanyou-you look like youre getting younger by the secondWhats your secret?
Ross: Uh, in her defense, shes right. I am stronger. I would destroy you.
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
Monica: Come here. (He does, and they kiss.) Okay, be right back.
Joey: You meant sex, right?
Monica: (steps up and points at her) All right! You and me! Lets go! Right now!
Chandler: All right, all right, we were. We were trying to make a baby. Monica's ovulating.
Chandler: All right, look, youre not really gonna buy that are you? Dont you think youve embarrassed me enough for one day?
Rachel (as Monica): Right.
Chandler: Yeah, I mean we've got a lot going on right now. And, plus, here they'd have their own room.
Joey: All right, all we need is a little lighter fluid.
Joey: Then you gotta come clean with Ma! This is not right!
Chandler: I majored in lightning rounds. All right, were gonna destroy you.
Chandler: All right, think about it. Now remember when you were going out with that girl Donna and you guys broke up. Remember how horrible it was when you guys bumped into each other at the supermarket?
Phoebe: This is so fun. All right, what do we do now?
Rachel: I don't know...right, he's the pig!
Monica: Well, if I had them taken out, then I wouldn't be able to do this. (she pushes Chandler on the couch and brushes her hair and shells against Chandler's chest) You like that, right? (again, she brushes her hair against his chest and hums...)
MONICA: So you can't lose, it's there in the title. Wonderfullness is baked right in.
Phoebe: Right, like the kind you...
Ursula: Right.
Phoebe: (looking at Mike) Oh, yeah! (turning to Chandler) Are you telling me you... you're not even... a little turned on by Monica, right now?
Ursula: Oh, right. He is so great. But that's over.
Ross: Oh, you could just go uh, "greatest of ease (plays air guitar) BAH-bah-bha-bhannn." Then go right into it.
Rachel: Well, for starters I would've said the right name at my wedding!
Monica: All right, I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna turn on Joey's. Please, watch him! Do not let Joey eat any of the food!
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, so what? (On phone) Look, I live across the street, (walking to the window) and I know all about you and your little telescope, and I don't appreciate it, okay? (Listens) Yeah, I can see you right now! (Listens) Hello! (Listens) If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like(Listens)Thank you, but... that's not really the point... (Listens) The point is that... (Listens) Mostly free weights, but occasionally..
Ross: (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!
Girls: Oh, yeah, right.
Rachel: Oh. Right.
Ross: Well, actually its been great. Shes 20 so shes not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now.
Joey: All right, I-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You see Rach I'm an actor
Phoebe: All right, dont freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. How long before you have to leave?
Phoebe: Oh, you’re right! I was just kidding about Rachel. Babysitting is a gas!
Phoebe: Coming through! (Has to dodge a fireman) Oh! Coming through! (Sees a cute one.) Oh! Hello! Hi! (Smiles then realizes) No! Right! Coming through!
Rachel: No, you're right. Well, we'll find something. Let's just get you out of that. Come on.
Rachel: Oh. Right. ...Oh great.
Phoebe: All right, let just try it again. Really listen.
Chandler: All right look, I think its time for you to settle down. Y'know? Make a choice, pick a lane.
Joey: No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is.
Phoebe: Rachel, didn't have anything that I liked, so, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be political.'
The Paramedic: Twenty year old has got a severed toe on his right foot.
Ross: That's right, I.. 'cause I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!
Joey: All right, congratulations you lucky bastard! (hugs him)
Phoebe: Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from the script.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?
JOEY: They're takin all my stuff back. I guess you were right.
Monica: Well, if you're gonna be totally rational about this, I can't argue with you! All right? Fine, if you wanna tell him, tell him. I just don't want to be a part of it.
RACHEL: And then, I don't know, I mean you'd pull me really close to you so that, so that I'd be pressed up, you know, right against you. And, um, it would get kind of sweaty and uh, and blurry, and then it's just happening.
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
Chandler: Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You dont need that kindve hurt. Take it from a guy whos never had a long term relationship......
All: Oh!... Right!
Chandler: Thats not really important right now. What is important is; while we appreciate the gesture, we just dont feel bagpipes are appropriate for our wedding.
Carol: All right, you two, stop it!
Jill: All right, Im leaving! Because Im not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. Thats you Rachel!
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Joey: All right, Im gonna go say hi the chick and the duck.
Chandler: Oh yeah, right! Good luck getting another scarf dance from me!
Joey: You guys, can we please not watch this all right.
Rachel: Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.
Phoebe: I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so...
Ross: No, no, that-that, thats all right. Umm, Im just glad you called.
Monica: All right, Phoebe get open. Rachel, go long.
Ross: Yknow actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what hes talking about.)
Phoebe: Yeah, ok. I guess you're right. Allright, so we should just give them away. But to nice families, with children, and reduced fat wheat thins. They're Bob's favorites.
Joey: They did it right there on the couch.
Ross: Thank you. (they shake hands) All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?
Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.
Chandler: Petrie, right, right. Okay, some people gonna be working this weekend.
Joey: All right, I'm going. I'm going.
Phoebe: Oh! All right. Now, let's not do this!
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Joey: All right, listen, Ross... you like this girl, right?
Mark: All right, all right, Im coming over, and Im bringing Chinese food.
WAITER: Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat.
Joey: All right. But if you werent my best friend.
Monica: All right. Have you said, "I love you?" You could say, I love you.
Monica: (handing him a pad of paper and a pen) Lets just do it right now. Okay? It wont be hard. Just say whats in your heart. (She goes back, sits down, and starts feverishly writing.)
Chandler: No. All right, yknow what, shes (Points to Janice) gonna think that Im handing you a credit card, but what Im really gonna do is hand you a library card.
Joey: All right, well finish your coffee; lets go.
Ross: All right, I'll see you guys later.
Rachel: Right, yeah, I've heard that about cute doctors.
Rachel: Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuff right after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear?
Ross: At the coffeehouse, right.
Chandler: Oh! Right. Umm, maybe thats because I didnt send him an invitation.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Joey: Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didnt have the car! Right?
Rachel: Right! You're right!
The Vendor: Hes just jealous. Youll fit right in; all Londoners wear them!
RICHARD: Hey, be right there.
Chandler: All right, look, look. What did... what did you get for Angela Delveccio for her birthday?
Joey: (To Ross in the kitchen) All right, it's another commercial; I still haven't told her!
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Phoebe: All right, so what were you thinking?
Rachel: So. I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit. I mean, you know, we've never really talked. I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?
Phoebe: All right, wait just one more second. Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message, thanks!
MONICA: Ok, all right. It was an accident, I swear, all right. I was putting on my jacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.
Joey: No! Forget it! OkayI mean thanks, but Im done taking money from you. All right, I can take of myself. Now, whats next? Come on.
Rachel: Yeah.. yeah right.. Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby?
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!