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Written by: Brian Buckner and Sebastian Jones Directed by: Roger Christiansen
Roger: You're so funny! He's really funny! I wouldn't wanna be there when when the laughter stops.
Roger: Geez, we're gonna be late, sweetie...
Roger: I don't know. Maybe maybe low self-esteem, maybe maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling, maybe you...
(Cut to Chandler, Ross and Roger sitting at the table. Ross is upset)
Roger: Okay. I'll miss you.
Rachel: Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
Roger: Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, um, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food, they're not love.
Monica: Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.
Phoebe: Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this! (Phoebe exits.)
Phoebe: Oh, this is my friend Roger.
Roger: Well, I'm not I'm not at all surprised they feel that way.
Dr. Roger: What people?
Dr. Roger: So oysters, huh?
Chandler: With Roger? (Monica shyly looks away.) Not just with Roger?! (Monica shrugs.) Oh my God!
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. C'mon, Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
Monica: Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.
Dr. Roger: They have parasites?
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.
Monica: Its not like, I havent any opportunities. I mean, yknow, Im just waiting for the perfect guy. Im seeing this guy Roger, all right? Hes not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Yknow, give him my flower.
Roger: Hey everybody.
Monica: Hi Roger.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
Dr. Roger: Yknow, its funny, but when we were studying communicable diseases
Chandler: Im sorry youre here with me instead of Roger.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is pouring wine for her boyfriend, Dr. Roger.]
Roger: Oh, just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues. Y'know, that you use your humour as a way of keeping people at a distance.
Phoebe: Hi! Okay, Monica, Rachel, this is my friend Roger.
Dr. Roger: Ohh! Didnt know! Okay!
Roger: Aaaah, what's wrong, c'mon. (Pats his leg. She lies down and rests her head in his lap)
Phoebe: Hi. Listen, Im sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasnt right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think youll really enjoy. (Goes into the hallway and returns carrying the Evander Holyfield cutout.) Now, this is just a loan. Okay? Im gonna, Im gonna want him back. So (Looks at him longingly) Im gonna go now. (Exits.) (Pause) (Entering) Im sorry, I thought I could do it and I cant! (She grabs the cutout and exits for good.)
Roger: Well, I don't know. I mean, it's conceivable that you wanted to sabotage your marriage so that the sibling would feel less of a failure in the eyes of the parents.
Dr. Roger: Im sorry sweetie, its the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?
Chandler: Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?
Roger: Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic. Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me! Define me! Love me, I need love!'.
Roger: I mean hey! I just met you, I don't know you from Adam. ...Only child, right? Parents divorced before you hit puberty.
Mr. Tribbiani: Hey, hey. Good to meet you, Roger.
Roger: Oh.
Roger: (Intercom) And Rog.
Roger: Hi.
Monica: Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.
Roger: What's wrong, sweetie?
Phoebe: Oh, okay, except I broke up with Roger.
Monica: Great! Its so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you Im all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"
Monica: Oh I cant. Dr. Roger is coming over again.
Roger: You too, sir.
Roger: What?
Roger: Oh. They don't.
Roger: It's textbook.
Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something?
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe is there with Roger.]
Roger: I dunno. Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail.
Roger: But you tell it really well, sweetie.
Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they dont just happen. Yknow? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning yknow I was just lying there and I couldnt wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always yknow with a friend.
Roger: That's pretty much it.