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Ross: Hey. Hey, check out the flyers for the band. I made 'em on a Macintosh in the computer room!
(An 80's Rachel and fat Monica walk into the party room. Both with funny hair-do's and clothes)
Rachel: Yeah, Rachel. And this (points to Monica) is Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving. (looks around the room as if searching for something more interesting to do).
Chandler: Well, I did and it hurt. (they walk towards the bar) That's when I wrote the song: "Betrayal In The Common Room".
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
Ross: Okay, after you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right. She was lying on my bed, all buried in peoples coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead, you know. But it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back. It was only for a second, but... it was amazing. And now, now I find out that you kissed her first.
Joey: Oh (To Chandler) Can you imagine if I hadnt left you that last one? You two mightve never gotten together. Ooh-ooh! Could you imagine if I sent that hooker up to the room like I was gonna?! Its like it was in the stars!
Chandler: Honey, I got us that room at the Woodford Inn this weekend.
Amy: Ew. <walks into Rachel's room, I'm guessing>
Phoebe: I am soo dead. (goes to Monicas room)
[Scene: The Gym, Chandler and Mr. Geller are heading for the whirlpool room.]
Rachel: YeahOoh! Earrings! (Goes into her room.)
Rachel: Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye. (Paulo goes into his room.)
(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)
Phoebe: All right, get a room.
<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>
Rachel: (running into the living room) Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Oh, look look look. The last candle's about to burn out. 10, 9, 8, 7... (time lapse)... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48.... (someone blows it out, the room gets completely dark)
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Dr. Long is checking on Rachel again.]
[Scene: Room 816, Dr. Drake Remoray is entering.]
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
[Scene: Room 816, Phoebe is making her move on Cliff.]
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Phoebe: Cliff, do you really believe that a character from a TV show was here in your room?
[Cut back into Rachels room.]
[Scene: Rachels Room, Phoebe is entering.]
[Scene: Rachels Hospital Room, Ross is sitting next to Rachel.]
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
[Cut to the hallway outside the room, Ross is going to see which table hes at and sees a beautiful woman doing the same thing.]
[Scene: Rachels Room, Monica is entering.]
[Scene: Rachels Room, Ross is entering.]
Monica: (trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! Ill see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)
Ross: (Comes back into the living room) Rachel!!!
RACHEL: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
(Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is in the living room and Phoebe is in her room.]
Rachel: Oh it does, it does! It is a room separating apparatus from Colonial times.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel theres an empty private room right next door to hers?
Monica: (interrupting) All right!! All right. (walks slowly into the living room) I got stung. Stung bad. I couldnt stand. I-I couldnt walk.
Monica: Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
[Scene: The Storage Room in the basement of Monica and Rachel's building, Monica and Rachel are looking for something.]
Rachel: (interrupting her) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Im sorry, semi-private? We (Laughs), we asked for a private room.
[Scene: The Delivery Room, Rachel is in bed as Joey enters.]
Waiter: Well, I hope, you got some room left.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Joey: All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it. (Starts for his room.)
Chandler: Oh yeah, well can you picture me saying "Go to your room! You're grounded"?
Ross: Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. (In the other room Emma starts to cry.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room.]
Rachel: Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!
Chandler: Well, she's aware when we leave the room. She may notice if we start... canoodling in it.
[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachels room.]
Chandler: I'm sorry. Hey, at least you guys get to go home and be with your families tonight. I have to go back to an empty hotel room and lay down on a very questionable bedspread. And then tomorrow morning, you get to have Christmas morning in your own houses, wich, by the way, none of you have invited me to.
CHANDLER: All right.� Well, I'll check the guest room.
Ross: And, I love you!! (He walks into the living room)
Joey: Yep. (Starts for Monicas room, but Chandler stops him.)
[Scene: Back in the conference room in Tulsa.]
Chandler: Who walks into a room and asks to see a persons hands?!
Chandler: I mean, you were the most beautiful woman in the room tonight!
Chandler: (yelling from the changing room) All right! I found one that fits!
Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, continued from earlier.]
Ross: Small... (Rachel comes back into the living room and catches Ross mocking her.)
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
[Cut to the waiting room, a triumphant Frank rushes in.]
[Scene: Outside Room 816, Phoebe and Joey are approaching.]
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
[Scene: Living room. Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Cecilia: No, he already knows that he owns everything in the room! Hes not finding it out for the first time! So, try it again.
Joey: (after Ross leaves the room) aaand SEND! (he hits the send button)
CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.
Chandler: Just give us the cheapest room you have.
[Scene: Hotel's room]
(Chandler enters the room)
Joey: Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!
Phoebe: Get a room!
CHANDLER: Ok, good night. [walks towards his room] You big freak of nature.
[Cut to Monica's room, Chandler tackles Joey onto her bed and tries to cover his mouth.]
Joey: (entering the room) Hey!
Rachel: Yeah, we found them. There were in the guest room closet behind some coats.
[Scene: doctor's waiting room]
Ross: Oh. (Reaches into his pocket for some money as Rachel enters the living room and watches holding two stuffed dinosaurs.)
Chandler: Can I check out what she did to my room?
Chandler: Okay. (Sees the living room.) You opened all the presents without me?! I thought we were supposed to do that together!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, continued from earlier, everyone is now in the living room drinking champagne.]
[Scene: the hotel conference room]
(Ross leaves the room)
Chandler: Okay, Im going to go stand over there. (Points and moves into the living room.)
Joey: Are you kidding me? Im great! Yeah, Im uh; Im better than great. I am good. And now that shes gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldnt do before. Yknow? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Yknow? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Yknow? I like being on my own, Im uh, better off this way. Im uh, a lone wolf. Yknow? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. Whats a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)
[Scene: Conference room. Ross is making his keynote speech]
[Scene: Joey and Charlie's room]
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
Hotel Clerk: I think you'll find this room more to your liking.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's. Only Chandler is in the living room and walks to the bathroom.]
Tag: How could I have left them in the copy room?
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross is in the living room covering Emma.� Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.]