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[Scene: Rachels Room, Joey moves Rosss coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.]
[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking down the hall to Rachels room.]
Joey: Uh Look Rach (Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! Its my good friend Ross. Hey Ross.
Ross: Hey Joey. (To Rachel) Hey you.
Joey: Hey and look he brought flowers. Thanks Ross, but Im really more of a candy guy. (Laughs.)
Ross: Youre weird today. (He turns to Rachel and Joey puts the ring back.) (To Rachel) Listen I uh, wanted to talk to you about something.
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
Ross: What?
Ross: Hey, wheres uh, wheres mom?
Ross: Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
Joey: Oh hey but, before you guys do that (To Rachel) I need to talk to you, and Ross, I need to talk to you.
Ross: What about Ben?
Phoebe: (taking Ross aside) Have umm, have you thought anymore about you and Rachel?
Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
Ross: Yeah right.
Ross: What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?
Joey: It wasnt my ring! It fell out of Rosss jacket! And when I knelt down to pick it up Rachel thought I was proposing!
Chandler: Ross had a ring?! And he was gonna propose?
Chandler: Does Ross know?
Chandler: If you clear things up with Rachel then Ross never needs to find out, but you have to do it now before he hears about it and kicks your ass!
Ross: Dad seriously! Yknow you really should see someone about that!
Ross: I wanna go talk to Rachel for a minute, are you gonna be okay alone for a bit?
Ross: (noticing something) Actually umm (He turns Mr. Gellers head to look at Emma.)
Rachel: Really?! Even Ross?
Phoebe: Especially Ross!
Joey: (entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh yknow what? Ill-Ill come back later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross whos entering.)
Ross: Wow! Kind of uh, kind of a full house here. Ill guess just Ill come back. (Ross exits followed by Joey.)
[Scene: A hallway, Joey and Ross find Mr. Geller with his ear up against a janitors closet door.]
Ross: Dad, what are you doing?
(Ross turns to look at Joey.)
Ross: No!
Ross: Yknow what? I dont like you without mom. (To Joey) Come on. (Walks away.)
Joey: (To Ross) Were not peeking? (Follows him.)
[Scene: Rachels Room, she is taking the ring out of Rosss jacket, looks at it, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters.]
[Scene: The Lobby, Ross is eating a sandwich as Phoebe rushes up to him.]
Ross: Hi!
Ross: What, that we had a baby? Come on lets give him a little credit, although, he did eat a piece of plastic fruit earlier.
Ross: What?
Ross: Phoebe, there is no secret. Okay? I didnt propose.
Ross: (pause) I am a doctor! Yknow what? Im just gonna go and talk to Rachel myself.
Ross: No! No, come on let her sleep! Shes so exhausted.
Ross: What? (Motions for Phoebe to go outside with him.) Oh my God! She-she thinks were engaged! Why? Why? Why would she think were engaged?!
Phoebe: Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? Yknow Ross doctors are supposed to be smart.
Ross: I didnt give her that ring!
Ross: No!
Ross: Its mine.
Ross: Yes!
Ross: No!
Ross: No!!
Ross: Look. Look, my mom gave me that ring because she wanted me to propose to Rachel, but all I wanted to do is if she maybe kinda wanted ah start things up again.
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Ross: Well I didnt! I didnt propose! (Pause) Unless uh (Pause) Did I? I havent slept in forty hours and it does sound like something I would do.
Monica: Is he crazy?! You just had Rosss baby!
Monica: What?! Are you crazy? You just had Rosss baby! Its-its so inappropriate. No, its worse than that. Its wrong. Its It is bigger than mine! (Rachels engagement ring.)
Chandler: Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out.
Joey: Youre right. Youre right. I-Ill go tell her now before Ross finds out and Ill be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.
[Scene: Rachels Room, Ross is entering.]
Ross: Hey.
Ross: Listen, I um I heard about the engagement.
Ross: And confused. Rach, sweetie, I-I um I didnt propose to you.
Ross: I dont think you do.
Ross: Poor baby, youre so tired. Rach, I didnt propose to you, Joey didnt propose to you, and Chandler didnt propose to you.
Ross: Joey proposed to you?
Ross: Hey, wait! Wait-wait-wait! Joey, did you propose to her?
Ross: Wait! Whoa-whoa, you you gave her the ring?
Ross: Whoa! You were down on one knee?
Ross: Then what did happen?
Ross: Whoa! Hey! Whoa-whoa-whoa, you saw her breast?!
Joey: (To Ross) Ill tell you about it later. Be cool.
Joey: It wasnt my ring! Its Rosss ring! Thats why I felt so bad Rach, because he was going to propose.
Ross: What?!
Ross: Uhh No.
Ross: But I-I was going to see if yknow, maybe you uh, start dating again but thatI mean that-that was all, Rach.
Ross: No, you didnt!
Ross: (To Joey) I cant believe you told her I was going to propose!
Ross: Hey, Im not going to rush into anything!
Ross: What?
Ross: Thank you. (The nurse exits.)
Ross: Good weird?
Ross: Were so lucky.
Ross: Look, I-I know its not a proposal and I dont know where you are, but with everything thats been going on and with Emma and Ive been feeling
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: Okay, well, that Wow, okay, well, umm then maybe, at least we can, we can talk about us again.
Ross: Well good, okay. I-I, kind of think yknow if we if Youre wearing the ring.
Ross: And you told Phoebe you were engaged.
Ross: When you thought Joey proposed did did you say yes?
Ross: I've got to say you guys, that's an incredible gesture!
Ross: Small... (Rachel comes back into the living room and catches Ross mocking her.)
[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]
Ross: Wait a minute; you don't think it was intentional? I mean, that's just stupid.
Ross: (nervously) Ok...
Ross: See?
Rachel: ROSS!
Ross: Are you kidding?
Ross: Rach, you can't call people at three in the morning.
Phoebe: (singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!
Ross: So?
Ross: Guess where they are?
Ross: Did I do something to you?
Ross: Hey! Hey, guess what Joey has!
(Ross and Joey enter)
Ross: Dude, I wanted him to guess.
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Ross: He's right, man.
Ross: We're still going at the game, right?
PHOEBE: (calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Hey, Mike, it's me.� Listen, is um, is Ross near you?
Ross: Oh! What a game, huh?
[Flashback to: The Street in front of Central Perk, Ross and Joey are holding a yellow tape across the road and everyone is cheering Phoebe as she bounces around the corner on a hippity-hop.]
Ross: Okay.
Ross: One more fight!
Ross: Oh, but it's a kind game! So we're a little late, you know, the girls will be there, let's stay just for one more goal.
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group.]
Ross: Hey!
Ross: No, I mean it. You are so loyal man, and selfless, and generous...
Ross: Yeah, yeah, what's with the trophy!
Ross: We're late too! (Rachel screams)
Ross: You may want to lose the foam finger!
Ross: So this is an annual thing?
Ross: Oh no! That-thatll just bring me down! This was great! I mean I-I-I was great! This is a great day! Yknow what? Im buying everyone coffee. All right? If someone would just grab my wallet, its in my pocket.
Ross: Yeah. What are we gonna do?
[Scene: N.Y.U, Ross is giving a lecture.]
Ross: (on phone) Okay, Andr� should be there in like 45 minutes. All rightie, bye bye. (to Phoebe) Just easier that way.
Ross: (to Joey) HEY!
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Ross: (Reading the note) We know you're out there. (Rachel gasps)
Ross: What is that?
Ross: Well, let's just go in there and face them.
[Scene: Cousin Frannies Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are sitting at the table, alone as a woman approaches.]
Ross: (a little suprised) Two? Wha...? Don't tell me you dated Benjamin Hobart
Ross: How are we gonna decide who gets this?
Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think well be able to find a new place for the wedding.
Ross: That's worse than no food.
Rachel: Oh, why do you even bother? I already ruined her first birthday... And do you know how important these early experiences are Ross? Very! According to the back cover of that book that you gave me.
Ross: I don't know...
Ross: (Staring back, and then breaks off) (To Phoebe and Rachel) Yeah, he can do it!
Ross : So bad.
Ross: I feel terrible.
Ross: Do you mind if I sit here for a sec.?
Ross: Really girls, not cool.
Ross: It's a day to be thankful.
Ross: Okay.
Ross: Yeah! Let's go out.
Ross: I can do that. Oh-oh, what if she gets upset?
Ross: I gave them to Joey.
Ross: Nice!
Ross: Hey!
(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)
Ross: (laughing) Ohh. (Phoebe takes a couple of steps to the door and Ross quickly hurries out.)
Ross: Come on, she's gonna love you guys!
Ross: No. I... I wanted to be with you. I dont know, I feel like lately, I feel like youre slipping away from me, y'know. With this new job, and all these new people, and youve got this whole other life going on. I-I-I know its dumb, but I hate that Im not a part of it.
Monica: See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!
Ross: (entering) Hey!
[Scene: N.Y.U, Rosss new class, he is entering out of breath.]
Ross: C'mon! This looks good!
Ross: You're wearing the same shirt.
Rachel: (To Ross) Great, shoot, what are we gonna do?
Phoebe: (to Ross) This place is awesome!
Ross: You know, we should just go, I’m not gonna find anything here! This stuff is ridiculous!
Ross: Wow!
Mona: Yeah, you still have feelings for me. And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you. And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we cant. Its too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just It just wasnt meant to be.
Ross: Really?
Joey: Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?
Ross: Wait a minute, there's two sets of nozzles, which one is it?
Ross: Uh thats an eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta.
Ross: Uh, actually these might look pretty good on me.
Ross: Come on, Im your older brother, ask me!
Ross: Well, Ill-Ill be there. I mean I have to wear a costume to all my classes that day anyway so
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is performing, his music hasnt improved.]
Charlie: Gosh, Ross, you know, you seem a little...
Ross: You know what the best part about this is? I can never be fired.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's having his party, only he's the only guest. He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it. So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr. Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr. Geller one. Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall.]
Ross: You know, I gotta go find him. He's gotta be here someplace.
Ross: (interrupting her) Lift!! And slide!
Ross: Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place. (Joey just stares at him) I'm Ross.
Ross: Hey, what do you say we celebrate? Champagne? (he goes to get the champagne)
Ross: Yeah. He wouldn't give me the grant, because I wouldn't give you up.
Ross: I can't believe this is happening.
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Ross is living with Chandler and Joey. Joey and Ross have built a fort out of boxes, Chandler enters and they stand up slowly.]
Ross: (trying to act manly in front of Janine) No I dont want to play video games, Joey!
(Ross resumes playing, this time accompanied by Phoebe screeching out Es in tune with Ross. While Phoebe is singing along, Rachel is having a very difficult time keeping a straight face. Thankfully, Ross gives up after a little while.)
Ross and Rachel: Ohh! Ew!
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey's on the couch when Ross walks to him, with his jacket closed.]
Ross: No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up inNo, yeah, okay. (Runs out.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Ross. Joey, and Rachel are eating breakfast. Chandler is holding a bottle of Herseys Syrup.]
Joey: (shouting to Ross) JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!