words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
Ross: Guys? There's a somebody I'd like you to meet.
Ross: 'That' would be Marcel. You wanna say hi?
Ross: My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.
Chandler: Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!
Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?
Ross: Yeah. I mean, it's been kinda quiet since Carol left, so...
Ross: Nah, I dunno... I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathe- (Realises) ....sorry, that's, that's 'pathet', which is Sanskrit for 'really cool way to live'.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Ross: Come here, Marcel. Sit here. (Marcel wanders off)
Ross: Just a smidge.
Ross: C'mon, this was a pact! This was your pact!
Monica: Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!
Ross: Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?
Ross: I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We- we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he- he threw some faeces...
Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?
Ross: Okay, so on our no-date evening, three of you now have dates.
Ross: Four.
Ross: Five. (Buries his head in his hands)
Ross: Okay, so I'm gonna be the only one standing there alone when the ball drops?
Ross: Hey, y'know, this is so not what I needed right now.
Ross: Oh, it's-it's Marcel. He keeps shutting me out, y'know? He's walking around all the time dragging his hands...
Ross: Really.
Ross: What, uh... what juggling thing?
Ross: No.
(Joey and Monica look at each other and shrug. Ross enters with Marcel on his shoulder)
Ross: Par-tay!
Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?
Ross: Okay. He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. Okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened...
Ross: Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.
Ross: (Watching Marcel play with Phoebe. To Chandler) Look at him. I'm not saying he has to spend the whole evening with me, but at least check in.
Janice: Here, Ross, take our picture. (Hands him a camera and he starts snapping) Smile! You're on Janice Camera!
Janice: (Ross is still taking their photo) Oh, I'm gonna blow this one up, and I'm gonna write 'Reunited' in glitter.
(Ross is still taking photos)
Joey: Nonono, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.
Ross: Perfect. Perfect. So now everybody's getting kissed but me.
Joey: Alrightalrightalright. (Kisses him. Ross takes a photo) There.
Ross: (Watching Marcel and talking to Rachel) I wanted this to work so much. I mean I'm still in there, changing his diapers, pickin' his fleas... but he's just phoning it in. Just so hard to accept the fact that something you love so much doesn't love you back.
Ross: Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya?
Ross: Oh, thank God!
Ross: I am!
Monica: Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really. (Listens) Yeah, Ross is great. He's uh, he's in a whole other place. (Listens) No, he's gone. (Listens) No no, you don't have to fly back, really. (Listens) What do you mean this might be your only chance? (Listens) Would you stop? I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet.
Ross: Come on Rach, you dont have what, ten minutes?
Chandler: (With the covers pulled up to his chin.) Morning, Ross.
(Ross turns to look at Joey.)
[Scene: Jen's apartment, Ross is picking her up for their date.]
Joey: Look Ross, I am so-so sorry. I-I-I
Ross: Oh God, here we go!
Ross: What's going on?
Ross: Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion?
Joey: Hey Ross listen Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend!
Ross: It's really a uh-uh three person game, y'know?
Ross: No! No! I didnt do that. Its just Okay, honestly no. I dont, I dont see a big future with her.
(Ross hands Rachel back the newspaper, and she starts beating him with it again.)
Ross: What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
Ross: (Pause) Yeah I am! Yeah, Ben got a second audition!
[Scene: Lamaze class, Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susans lap, but now Carol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap. The teacher is showing her class a video, which is about to end.]
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)
Ross: I don't know, umm
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Ross: Okay.
Ross: Action.
Ross: I'm starving!
Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)
(Joey and Ross enter. Phoebe and Mike are sitting on the couch, reading a magazine.)
Ross: Oh, so-so you talked to her. Did she, did she sound mad?
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Ross: All right!
Ross: Well, I don't know.
[Scene: Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Chandler at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
(Ross is eavesdropping in the hallway.)
(Ross isn't sure what to do with that comment.)
Ross: Okay. So we're, we're good?
Janice: (starting to cry) You're a very sweet person Ross, umm, unfortunately I don't think I can take another second of you whining!!
Ross: Great! Because people kept showing up, I think its like uh-a thing!
Ross: What can I do? One person wants to break-up, you break-up.
Ross: Yeah, okay, hold on! (He puts the phone down and proceeds to spread a large amount of powder on his legs and makes another attempt at pulling up his pants. It doesn't work, and without picking up the phone leans down to it.) (Almost in tears.) They're not coming on man.
Ross: Okay, are you mad at me because my hair gel smells?
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Ross: Hey!
Ross: You couldn't let me have her, could ya?!
Ross: (His voice is altered to sound like a computer.) Electrifying. (He plays the sound of a ticking clock.) Emphatic time-time-time
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler is sitting on the couch between Russ and Ross, doing a crossword puzzle.]
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
Ross: Sorry I ah, I scared you in there.
Ross: Why are you mad at me?
Ross: When did I say you were boring?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]
(Joey hugs Rosss neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which, after a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing.)
Monica: How do you think I am?! Youve wrecked all my childhood memories. You love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face!
Ross: Come on. (They leave and Chandler sticks his head out.)
Ross: Dude, you are sick.
Chandler: Air hole! Air hole!! (Ross retracts his hand quickly.)
Ross: Look, I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your silly fears.
Ross: Hey! You were a closed book! Okay? Im not a mind reader! Besides, I hate those conversations. Im horrible at them. Really! Maybe-maybe I need kind of a gesture. Yknow, something that says were moving forward without having to talk about it.
Ross: Hey!
Rachel: (entering with Ross) Hi!
Ross: What'd you say?
Ross: (interrupting Monica and Emily) So we should probably get going soon.
Ross: It's laundry. The thinking through is minimal.
Rachel: Yeah it is, it is. (to Ross) We really, really have to do something about that.
Chandler: You dove in front of Ross! Ross!
Ross: No! No! I want to talk now! Okay? IIn fact, (picks up the phone) I am going to talk to the president of the condom company!
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Ross: So youre strong enough to face her on your own?
Joey: No dude, Ross tore up the tickets!
Ross: If you have to call me name, I prefer "Ross the Divorcer". It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry.
Ross: I think the check in is that way. (Points)
Ross: Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.
Ross: Hey.
Ross: Do you want me too?
Rachel: And um, what-what is that Ross?
Ross: Thank you.
Ross: (pfew). Good choice Ross.
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
(Ross storms off embarrassed.)
Ross: Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?
Ross: (sarcastic) Yep! That's hilarious!
Ross: Is that so?
Ross: Okay, I didn't know you would say that.
Ross: Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?
Ross: (loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom! (Rachel sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)
Phoebe: Oh, sure! (She gets up to leave.) Bye Ross! (Whispering behind his back.) Forever.
ROSS: Well uh, you see that, that little cluster of stars next to the big one? That is Ursa Major.
ROSS: Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a... a drink in his hand.
Ross: (Entering) What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.
Ross: No! No! LookHey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!
Ross: If you want to check your email, just ask! (Chandler tries to look offended)
Ross: Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesnt work.
Ross: What the? What
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is filing her nails as Ross and Ben enter.]
Ross: Hey! That was a practical purchase! I needed that car for transportation! Okay? I-I have a child!
Chloe: I want you to met some friends of mine. (Introduces him to Chandler and Joey) This guy is my hero, he comes in with some stuff he wants it blown up 400%, we said we dont do that, and he says you gotta. And y'know what, we did it. And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say lets Ross it!
Fat Monica: Ross! (Wanting to be introduced.)
Ross: Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills.
Ross: Hey Chandler! Saw the new furniture. Very nice.