words in movies
Ross: So why dont you quit?
Ross: Who is Maria?
Ross: You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?
Ross: So youre strong enough to face her on your own?
Ross: They make you take an oath?
Ross: Then how do you explain the toe ring?!
[Scene: Chandlers gym, He and Ross are there to cancel his membership.]
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, hey! Now remember what we talked about, you gotta be strong.
Ross: One more time, "Hey, dont you want a washboard stomach and rock hard pecs?"
Ross: Good! Thats good!
Chandler: (He turns to Ross and Ross makes a Be strong sound.) I wanna quit the gym.
Gym Employee: Okay, Dave in the membership office, handles quitters. (Both Chandler and Ross start to make their way to the membership office.) Uh, excuse me, (to Ross) are you a member?
Ross: Me? No.
Ross: Its okay man, be strong. (Chandler goes into the office.)
Gym Employee: (to Ross) So, are you a member of any gym.
Ross: No! And Im not gonna be, so you can save you little speech.
(Ross is at a loss for words.)
(Chandler and Ross enter)
Chandler: No, I almost did, couldnt leave Ross there without a spotter!
Ross: And thats funny, why?
(Chandler and Ross both laugh)
Ross: Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source.
Ross: And thats not against your oath?!
[Scene: Ross and Chandlers bank, they are there to close their accounts.]
Ross: Hello.
Ross: Wed like to close our accounts.
Ross: No-no.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Ross are telling Joey, Rachel, and Monica of their bank woes.]
Ross: No! And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account.
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Ross: Oh hey, that was a good one, huh? (Imitating himself) Help! Help!
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Hey, Ross, want some cider?
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Ross: Huh.
Ross: What?
Ross: Ahh, no.
ROSS: Ok, ok look, see, the thing is we're, we're not gonna fight you guys.
Ross: So, for the whole weekend?
Ross: Are you jealous?
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Ross: What are you doing?
Ross: Marcel! What've you done to him?
Ross: No thanks. Im 29.
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Hmm.
Ross: Order a pizza like, I forgive you?
Ross: And what are you going to do for him?
Ross: Okay.
Ross: Which one is Gina?
Ross: Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.
Ross: Naked friends.
Chandler: (to Ross) Should I tell her I ordered tea?
(Ross does approve of this, but he's still not sure. The tiny figure stirs.)
Ross: Hey.
Joey: OK. (Ross goes out on the balcony to talk to Rachel)
Ross: Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.
Ross: Oh.
Ross: I'm having a boy! Oh, I'm having a boy!
Ross: Yeah, make that three.
Phoebe: Um, Chandler, Ross, this is Robert.
Ross: What?!
Ross: Okay.
Ross: (entering) Hey! (Hes wearing a costume as well.)
Ross: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ross: Oh yeah, yeah were moving forward. Youll be getting our card!
(Ross nods his head.)
Ross: (to Rachel) Okay, thats it, I cant take it anymore.
Phoebe: I know no, no, y'know you dont deserve this, you dont Ross. Youre, youre really, youre so good. (kisses him on the cheek)
ROSS: You hated me when we were kids?
ROSS: OK. Hold my board.
(They start to kiss, and Ross rushes into the office to break it up.)
Rachel: Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that.
Ross: What a pity stay?
Ross: Good.
[The next clip is the second famous fight in The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break.]
Phoebe: (in a deep voice, imitating Ross) Um, Rachel Im really sorry. (imitating Rachel) Thats okay, do you wanna get back together? (imitating Ross) Yeah, okay. (in her normal voice) Did anyone else hear that?!
Ross: Oh.
Ross: Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why dont we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
Ross: Theres no or in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!
Ross: Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson.
Chandler: Its possible. You are very loveable, Id miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.
Ross: (to Chandler) Hey, dont we have to...
Ross: I dont know if its true.
Ross: Oh Pheebs, thats great. It doesnt count.
Bonnie: (getting up and leaving) (to Ross) Okay, Ill see you in our room.
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
Kori: Hi. I'm here for Ross Geller's memorial service.
Ross: Well go! Go move it! (He runs off.)
ROSS: No, no it's not interesting. OK, it's very, very not interesting. In fact it's actually 100 percent completely opposite of interesting.
RACH: Hey, do you guys have...[sees Ross, pauses]...hi.
Ross: Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way.
[Scene: A Chinese Restaurant, Ross is there with his date.]
Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?
Rachel: No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!
[Ross gets up to go tell his parents.]
Ross: Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.
Ross: Oh, come on it's only three blocks! And-and, it's not very heavy, try it! Come on! Come on!
Ross: Hi.
Ross: Yeah, huh.
Ross: What?
Ross: Hello.
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Ross: Hey, whered you get that?
Ross: Oh well thats great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? (picks a pad up off Rachels desk and tosses it into his box) Good bye.
Ross: Okay.
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
[Scene: Carol's Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]
Ross: Noo! No, not cuddlily, not me, just her. I'm like you, I need the room. Okay, come here. (they sit on the couch and Ross puts his hands on Chandler's shoulder and thigh.) Okay, you're in bed...
Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...
Ross: Im sorry. But ah, hey, oh, somebodys off the phone, how bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.
Ross: (He knocks at the door, Mike opens it) Hey Mike sorry to just drop by like this, can I come in?
Ross: Oh, well...
[The stereo system booms out 'Billions of years ago. . .'. Ross gets up and changes it to music.]
Rachel: Oh my God!!! Ross!!
[Scene: Rachel's office, her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her.]
Ross: well he seemed to bum hard that you'd never been in a serious relationship.
Ross: What should I wear, now Im all nervous.
ROSS: Could you be less enthused?
Ross: Oh, come on, you know its a girl!
ROSS: [spreads the pelt on the floor] OK, now, sit. OK. [he starts the music system]
CHANDLER: Yeah, Ross can't go so it's between my friend Eric Prower who has breath issues and Dan with the poking. [starts poking Monica in the shoulder] 'Did you see that play? Do you want some more beer? Is that Spike Lee?'
Chandler: Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.
Ross: No, but come on, were off to a great start arent we? I knew Id get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!
Monica, Ross, and Joey: (joining in) Home is Home Star stew.
Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif... at one point there were villagers.
(Rachel stands there for a moment, starting to cry. Then gasps and runs over and hugs him. While hugging her, Ross tries to find the Does it? part in the letter.)
Ross: (holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. (hold up the other hand) Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.