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Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
Ross: Multiple orgasms!
Ross: Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?
Ross: Tony?
Ross: Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing. (Rachel gives him a dirty look) Nothing, just, just, I'm fine.
Ross: That guy, he burns me up.
(Cut to Ross and Rachel, talking next to one of the tables.)
Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Ross: Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?
Ross: Me. Was that not clear? Hey, why don't, um, why don't I just join you both, here?
Ross: Yes, I do have a laundry room in my building, um, but there's a.... rat problem. Apparently they're attracted to the dryer sheets, and they're goin' in fine, but they're comin' out all.... fluffy. Anyway, say, sevenish?
Ross: (on phone) Ok, bye. (hangs up) Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.
Ross: It's laundry. The thinking through is minimal.
Ross: Nuh-uh.
Ross: So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?
Ross: (sheepish) No.
Ross: Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way.
[Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things.]
(Ross arrives.)
Ross: What's goin' on?
Ross: Was your basket on top?
Ross: So?
Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. (to woman) That's my friend's machine.
Ross: Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.
(The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.)
Ross: (to the crowd in the laundromat) All right, show's over. Nothing to see here. (to Rachel) Ok, let's do laundry.
Ross: Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.
(Ross pulls out a huge box of laundry detergent.)
Ross: Uberveiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra-tough.
Ross: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?
Ross: Rach, have you never done this before?
Ross: Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle. Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole nother machine for colors, and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things.
Rachel: (holds a pair of panties in front of Ross) Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates?
Ross: (visibly nervous) Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call.
Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? (the buzzer on the washer goes off) I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross...(opens up the washer) Uh-oh.
Ross: (not wanting to tell her) Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done. It's, uh, it's a song. The laundry song that we sing. (singing) Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Rachel: Ross, what's the matter?
Ross: Nothing, nothing. Lee-lo, the laundry's done.
Ross: All right, all right, it's just that you left a red sock in with all your whites, and now, everything's kinda pink.
Ross: Yeah, uh, except for the red sock, which is still red. I'm sorry, please don't be upset, it could happen to anyone.
Joey: Oh, like you've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross.
Ross: You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part.
(Rachel looks at Ross, who motions to her to get the cart back.)
Rachel: (to Ross) Yes! Did you see that?
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
(Rachel stands up and kisses Ross. He is stunned. A moment of silence follows.)
Ross: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? (Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door.) I'm fine, I'm fine.
Ross: No.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Ross has an icepack to his head.]
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way.
Joey: Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot. All right? Remember when Ross tried to say, "Butternut squash?" And it came out, "Squatternut buash?"
Rachel: Yes it is! It is true! I went, I went after Ross in stupid London.
Joey and Ross: Die Hard!!!!!!
Ross: Joey, we just saw it!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment, everyone except Ross is decorating the tree.]
Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
Chandler: (To Ross) I dont care, she slept with me.
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Ross: What happened?!!
Ross: No touch! No touch!
Ross: I think that would be best.
Ross: Okay. But not about this!
Ross: We fell asleep! That is all.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Ross: Challenge excepted.
RACHEL: (lowers voice to imitate Ross) "Yeah."� (Clears throat.)� "Me too."
Ross: No! No we dont!
Ross: Ive had better.
Ross: Because its weird!
Ross: We cant do it again.
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Ross: Sure, what do you got?
Ross: No, 10 is the highest.
Ross: Yes, very nice Rachel.
Ross: Go!
Ross: Yeah, it really was!
Ross and Joey: Oh! Thats nice.
Joey: Wow. (To Ross) Good speech.
Ross: What is Monicas biggest pet peeve?
Ross: Im sorry Rach, it was, it was really close.
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Ross: Actually, it wasnt that close.
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.
(Monica gasps and holds her forehead. Phoebe, Rachel and Ross pull back their heads)
Ross: Oh. (He takes the picture and hugs her.
Ross: Its also a sign of friendship.
Ross: That is one good looking man!
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach.]
Ross: Oh no-no, after you. (She grabs a chair and heads upstairs.) (When shes gone.) Oh my God! (He drops the box and Chandler cant pick it up.)
Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
Ross: (in a 5 year olds tone) (To Monica) You are such a tattletale! Mom, Dad, you remember that-that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?
(They enter the lecture hall to find Ross speaking in an English accent for some unknown reason.)
Ross: It really was.
Ross: Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.
Ross: A lot of other gas smells
Ross: Okay, okay take a guess.
Ross: Rachel! I'll just call her back.
Ross: All right! I want my key back!
Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!
Ross: What?! What is with everybody? Its Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day!
Ross: Marc- oh, this is ridiculous! We've been all over the neighbourhood. He's gone, he's-he's just gone.
Ross: Who wants to make some long distance calls?
Ross: Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her
Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.
Ross: I don't remember him, but then again I touched so many lives. (they press their ears against the door)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters.]
Ross: Okay, okay. This can go on for a while.
Ross: Hey, maybe I can fix that, you know. Try to turn it into something else. (he opens the box)
Ross: Hey, divorced men are not bad men!
Monica: Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!
Ross: Is-isnt it the best?
Ross: Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?
Ross: And somebody took a shot at me!
[Joey and Ross go to the door, ready to leave.]
Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away.)
Ross: Hey! So uh, was he excited about the tickets?
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U.S. states onto the floor making a map with the states. Phoebe enters]
Ross: I am very very sorry.
Ross: -she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is telling Rachel about his class location predicament.]
Ross: Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or somethingor should I call it (In an English accent) football?
Steve: Oh hey, Ross. Umm, see, I was thinking maybe you two could switch apartments because Phoebe's more our kind of people. Something to think about. (Walks away.)
Chandler: You wanna tell secrets?! Okay! Okay! In college, Ross used to wear leg warmers!
Ross: (entering) Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!
Ross: oh, too late, too late! It's sent... oops sorry and so is the picture of you and the police man...
Ross: Well sorry, thats what I do on dates.
Ross: What? You forgot fourteen states?
Ross: It tastes like feet!
[Scene: A wintry February day in New York City, snowplows are clearing the streets. Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross.]
Ross: Youre great. And I-I know someday this will happen for you too. You just hang in there.
Ross: What? That's impossible.
Ross: Done! With time a-to-spare.
Ross: You have to respect the sea! (Storms off.)
ROSS: Well, ya know, someone should have called me.
Ross: You're on!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Monica are fighting over the remote.]
[Scene: A judges chambers, Rachel and Ross are filing their annulment papers.]
Ross: Man! (Monica mouths, "Im sorry.")
Ross: Phoebe, why is your bag moving?
Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.
Ross: Come on! (They go to the jetway, Ross hands the tickets to the gate agent.) Here.
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Ross: Well, you know, I'd feel a whole lot better if you got dressed now.
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
Ross: It's too cold.
Ross: Are you out of your mind?
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.