words in movies
Ross: Well, is this Hillary your HOT assistant chef Hillary?
Ross: The one that always stares at me when I come in?
Ross: Still I could tell. She was into me. (Joey rolls his eyes.) Well, why dont you set us up?
Rachel: Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
Ross: Maybe its a universal thing?
[Scene; Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch. Ross walks in.]
Ross: Hey guys.
Ross: Whats up? (He smiles. His teeth are freakishly white.)
Ross: I whitened them.
Ross: Yeah. What do you think.
Ross: Come on, seriously.
Monica: Ross theyre really, really, really white.
Ross: Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to.
Ross: A-A day.
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Ross: I know. Thats why I did it. (With a big smile) Come on, are they really that bad?
Ross: Oh, hey, hey Rach, do you notice anything..ahh
[Scene: Rosss Apartment, Ross and Monica are there.]
Monica: (Holding a shirt in front of Ross.) Okay, maybe this will make your teeth look less white. (Ross has a big smile.) Nope. Okay, colors that dont work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple.
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Monica: Hey Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter. Your teeth wouldnt look so bright.
Ross: Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.
Ross: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Were not 13 anymore.
Monica: Ross this is the only thing left that has a shot at working.
Ross: But, wont she notice I have makeup on?
Ross: What??
Ross: No. I am not putting on makeup. (Knock at the door. Phoebe enters.)
Phoebe: Hello. Oh good. Ross could you put up some of these flyers for me? (He smiles at her.) OH!! Demon!! Demon!!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Chandler enters. Ross is putting on makeup.]
Chandler: Hey Ross, I was wondering if Oh my God!! Where are all the men???
[Scene: Hillarys apartmen,. Hillary and Ross are having dinner. He is avoiding opening his mouth.]
Ross: Mmm-Hmm.
Ross: Mmm.
Ross: Mm-Hmm.
Ross: (Chuckling) Hmm-Hmm.
Ross: Mmm-Unmm.
Ross: Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. (Putting his hand up to block his mouth.) Okay. I, uh, am from Long Island. I-I came to the city for college. Um, I, um, have a 5 year old son and in my spare time I like to read spy novels. But, but, lets talk more about you. Hmm.
[Scene: Hillarys apartment, Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date.]
Ross: Mmm.
Ross: (Giggling) Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. (Picking up a piece of bread and covering his mouth.) Me, neither. Ive had a really good time too, you know. (Putting the bread down.)
Ross: (Putting the bread up to his nose.) Ohh, I just like the smell. (Sniffing it.) Mmmm.
Ross: Hmm-Hmm.
Ross: Mmm-Hmm. (Picking up their wine glasses.)
Ross: (Covering his mouth with the glass.) How about all the way.
Hillary: Okay. (She goes to turn the lights off and Ross sits on the couch. She has some black light posters on the wall.)
Ross: (Looking at the posters.) Wow, cool poster. Or should I say groovy poster? (They sit down on the couch. Ross smiles and the black light fluoresces his teeth.) So, ahh, where were we?
Ross: Ohh, you can see them, huh?
Ross: I-I, did that for you.
Ross: Whats a matter with me? Youve got a black light. Its 1999!
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Ross: Oh hey, that was a good one, huh? (Imitating himself) Help! Help!
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Hey, Ross, want some cider?
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Ross: Huh.
Ross: What?
Ross: Ahh, no.
ROSS: Ok, ok look, see, the thing is we're, we're not gonna fight you guys.
Ross: So, for the whole weekend?
Ross: Are you jealous?
Ross: Yknow your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Ross: What are you doing?
Ross: Marcel! What've you done to him?
Ross: No thanks. Im 29.
Ross: Yeah.
Ross: Hmm.
Ross: Order a pizza like, I forgive you?
Ross: And what are you going to do for him?
Ross: Okay.
Ross: Which one is Gina?
Ross: Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.
Ross: Naked friends.
Chandler: (to Ross) Should I tell her I ordered tea?
(Ross does approve of this, but he's still not sure. The tiny figure stirs.)
Ross: Hey.
Joey: OK. (Ross goes out on the balcony to talk to Rachel)
Ross: Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.
Ross: Oh.
Ross: I'm having a boy! Oh, I'm having a boy!
Ross: Yeah, make that three.
Phoebe: Um, Chandler, Ross, this is Robert.
Ross: What?!
Ross: Okay.
Ross: (entering) Hey! (Hes wearing a costume as well.)
Ross: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ross: Oh yeah, yeah were moving forward. Youll be getting our card!
(Ross nods his head.)
Ross: (to Rachel) Okay, thats it, I cant take it anymore.
Phoebe: I know no, no, y'know you dont deserve this, you dont Ross. Youre, youre really, youre so good. (kisses him on the cheek)
ROSS: You hated me when we were kids?
ROSS: OK. Hold my board.
(They start to kiss, and Ross rushes into the office to break it up.)
Rachel: Hmm. Look, Ross, if you want your neighbors to like you, why don't you just pay the hundred bucks? The party's gonna cost you way more than that.
Ross: What a pity stay?
Ross: Good.
[The next clip is the second famous fight in The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break.]
Phoebe: (in a deep voice, imitating Ross) Um, Rachel Im really sorry. (imitating Rachel) Thats okay, do you wanna get back together? (imitating Ross) Yeah, okay. (in her normal voice) Did anyone else hear that?!
Ross: Oh.
Ross: Yes I-I am. In fact umm hey, why dont we try it my special way? You can dance on my feet.
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
Ross: Theres no or in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!
Ross: Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson.
Chandler: Its possible. You are very loveable, Id miss you if I broke up with you. (Ross glares at him) I was just trying to be supportive.
Ross: (to Chandler) Hey, dont we have to...
Ross: I dont know if its true.
Ross: Oh Pheebs, thats great. It doesnt count.
Bonnie: (getting up and leaving) (to Ross) Okay, Ill see you in our room.
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
Kori: Hi. I'm here for Ross Geller's memorial service.
Ross: Well go! Go move it! (He runs off.)
ROSS: No, no it's not interesting. OK, it's very, very not interesting. In fact it's actually 100 percent completely opposite of interesting.
RACH: Hey, do you guys have...[sees Ross, pauses]...hi.
Ross: Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way.
[Scene: A Chinese Restaurant, Ross is there with his date.]
Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?
Rachel: No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!
[Ross gets up to go tell his parents.]
Ross: Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.
Ross: Oh, come on it's only three blocks! And-and, it's not very heavy, try it! Come on! Come on!
Ross: Hi.
Ross: Yeah, huh.
Ross: What?
Ross: Hello.
Mark: Hi, Ross.
Ross: Hey, whered you get that?
Ross: Oh well thats great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? (picks a pad up off Rachels desk and tosses it into his box) Good bye.
Ross: Okay.
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
[Scene: Carol's Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]
Ross: Noo! No, not cuddlily, not me, just her. I'm like you, I need the room. Okay, come here. (they sit on the couch and Ross puts his hands on Chandler's shoulder and thigh.) Okay, you're in bed...
Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...
Ross: Im sorry. But ah, hey, oh, somebodys off the phone, how bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.
Ross: (He knocks at the door, Mike opens it) Hey Mike sorry to just drop by like this, can I come in?
Ross: Oh, well...
[The stereo system booms out 'Billions of years ago. . .'. Ross gets up and changes it to music.]
Rachel: Oh my God!!! Ross!!
[Scene: Rachel's office, her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her.]
Ross: well he seemed to bum hard that you'd never been in a serious relationship.
Ross: What should I wear, now Im all nervous.
ROSS: Could you be less enthused?
Ross: Oh, come on, you know its a girl!
ROSS: [spreads the pelt on the floor] OK, now, sit. OK. [he starts the music system]
CHANDLER: Yeah, Ross can't go so it's between my friend Eric Prower who has breath issues and Dan with the poking. [starts poking Monica in the shoulder] 'Did you see that play? Do you want some more beer? Is that Spike Lee?'
Chandler: Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.
Ross: No, but come on, were off to a great start arent we? I knew Id get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!
Monica, Ross, and Joey: (joining in) Home is Home Star stew.
Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif... at one point there were villagers.
(Rachel stands there for a moment, starting to cry. Then gasps and runs over and hugs him. While hugging her, Ross tries to find the Does it? part in the letter.)
Ross: (holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. (hold up the other hand) Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.