words in movies
Ross: Well, is this Hillary your HOT assistant chef Hillary?
Ross: The one that always stares at me when I come in?
Ross: Still I could tell. She was into me. (Joey rolls his eyes.) Well, why dont you set us up?
Rachel: Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
Ross: Maybe its a universal thing?
[Scene; Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch. Ross walks in.]
Ross: Hey guys.
Ross: Whats up? (He smiles. His teeth are freakishly white.)
Ross: I whitened them.
Ross: Yeah. What do you think.
Ross: Come on, seriously.
Monica: Ross theyre really, really, really white.
Ross: Ahh, I-I did leave the gel on a little longer then it said to.
Ross: A-A day.
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Ross: I know. Thats why I did it. (With a big smile) Come on, are they really that bad?
Ross: Oh, hey, hey Rach, do you notice anything..ahh
[Scene: Rosss Apartment, Ross and Monica are there.]
Monica: (Holding a shirt in front of Ross.) Okay, maybe this will make your teeth look less white. (Ross has a big smile.) Nope. Okay, colors that dont work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple.
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Monica: Hey Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter. Your teeth wouldnt look so bright.
Ross: Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.
Ross: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Were not 13 anymore.
Monica: Ross this is the only thing left that has a shot at working.
Ross: But, wont she notice I have makeup on?
Ross: What??
Ross: No. I am not putting on makeup. (Knock at the door. Phoebe enters.)
Phoebe: Hello. Oh good. Ross could you put up some of these flyers for me? (He smiles at her.) OH!! Demon!! Demon!!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Chandler enters. Ross is putting on makeup.]
Chandler: Hey Ross, I was wondering if Oh my God!! Where are all the men???
[Scene: Hillarys apartmen,. Hillary and Ross are having dinner. He is avoiding opening his mouth.]
Ross: Mmm-Hmm.
Ross: Mmm.
Ross: Mm-Hmm.
Ross: (Chuckling) Hmm-Hmm.
Ross: Mmm-Unmm.
Ross: Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. (Putting his hand up to block his mouth.) Okay. I, uh, am from Long Island. I-I came to the city for college. Um, I, um, have a 5 year old son and in my spare time I like to read spy novels. But, but, lets talk more about you. Hmm.
[Scene: Hillarys apartment, Hillary and Ross are finishing up their date.]
Ross: Mmm.
Ross: (Giggling) Hmm-Hmm-Hmm. (Picking up a piece of bread and covering his mouth.) Me, neither. Ive had a really good time too, you know. (Putting the bread down.)
Ross: (Putting the bread up to his nose.) Ohh, I just like the smell. (Sniffing it.) Mmmm.
Ross: Hmm-Hmm.
Ross: Mmm-Hmm. (Picking up their wine glasses.)
Ross: (Covering his mouth with the glass.) How about all the way.
Hillary: Okay. (She goes to turn the lights off and Ross sits on the couch. She has some black light posters on the wall.)
Ross: (Looking at the posters.) Wow, cool poster. Or should I say groovy poster? (They sit down on the couch. Ross smiles and the black light fluoresces his teeth.) So, ahh, where were we?
Ross: Ohh, you can see them, huh?
Ross: I-I, did that for you.
Ross: Whats a matter with me? Youve got a black light. Its 1999!
Ross: Kind of inappropriate, don't you think?
Chandler: Because, if Santa and the Holiday Armadillo? (Ross nods) ...are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas!
Rachel: (annoyed) Ross, what is taking you so long?
Joey: What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.
Ross: Um uh Were-were just having this baby together but uh, uh thats all.
Rachel: I'm fantastic. You remember Ross?
Ross: I hate that guy.
Ross: Yes, you're right. Still somebody must have seen it... I mean, I went to that school for 4 years, I didn't have an impact on anyone?
(Ross head appears above Joey's, Rachel's below Joey's and Phoebe's at the bottom)
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here?
Ross: She's still at dinner?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Ross enters.]
[Scene: Ross and his date walk into a lobby. They are both wearing their jackets]
Ross: Should we send something?
Ross: Hey, so uhm... How was dinner?
[The next one is from Episode 609: The One Where Ross Got High, Rachel is describing her desert to Joey and Ross.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, its late at night, Rachel is sitting on the couch in the dark wide-awake as Ross walks to the bathroom.]
Ross: Congratulations!
Ross: Yeah, yeah! (they hug) You sure this is what you want?
Rachel: The job is in Paris. (we see Ross stare in disbelief)
Ross: All right, we'll work it out.
Ross: Okay.
Ross: Weh...*sigh*
Phoebe: Talking to Ross.
Ross: I didn't say we were brothers.
Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore! (Exits)
Ross: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.
Ross: (entering) Pheebs, you mind if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?
Ross: Uhm, well... I'm here to see if you'll give Rachel her job back.
Ross: What? (Mumbles) What-what, what are talking about? It-it worked with you.
Ross: (realizing) That is Mark?
ROSS: Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.
Ross: He’ll be fine.
Ross: 15? (Joey nods again) Your personal best! (Ross takes an Oreo and Joey mumbles, no!)
Ross: Hi.
Ross: Ok.
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Ross: ALL RIGHT!! Phoebe now come on! Will you please tell me what it is I did that mad you so mad at me!
Ross: Wh… wh…what?
Ross: Yeeeah! (They high-five)
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur]
Ross: Nooo!
Ross: So, you’re not going to Paris.
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
Ross: Close. Ron. (shakes hands)
Rachel: Ah, all right. Here's to Ross!
Ross: (realizing his joke wasn't so good, but still giggling) Look, I took it too far!
Ross: Yes! yes!
Ross: Huh? So? We have a deal?
Ross: Hey!
Ross: What?
Ross: They did?
Ross: So, what are you gonna do?
Ross: Right!
Ross: That's great! So you're staying in New York!
Ross: You're excited, right?
[Scene: Rosss birthday, his car is still trapped in its spot. Now Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are at the front of the car with Monica, Rachel, and Chandler at the rear of the car.]
Chandler: I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair. (Ross just stares at him) All right, look, if we're really gonna do this... it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.
Ross: Yeah...
Ross: I really do.
Ross: It's what you want. You should go.
Ross: (after a long pause) You should go.
Ross: Well, fine. Fine! If-if Im the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, Ill go up there and defend it myself! (Starts to do so, but stops and to the previous librarian) And dont you follow me!
Ross: Yeah, yeah, oh! (They hug)
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Ross: Go away! I don't want to see anybody.
Ross: No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben.
ROSS: Well it's really. . . sexy. I wouldn't have thought it would be but. . . wow.
Ross: (He freaks out and starts jumping around brushing his sweater) WHAT? WHERE? WHERE?
Ross: Hey!
(They clink glasses and take a drink. Ross likes it, Joey hates it. Then Ross sees Joey hating it, mimics he hates it as well.)
Ross: Hotel? Why isn't she staying with you guys?
Monica (to Ross): Okay, well, stop staring at them.
Ross: What are you guys doing?
Joey: Try it, I can't feel a thing! (Ross starts punching him too)
Rachel: Hey, thanks Ross, for taking care of all of this.
Ross: Uh actually, sorry I cant even make it. Im seeing Mona again tonight.
[Scene: The Porsche, Rachel is driving along a highway and Ross has finally moved to the death seat and is terrified.]
Ross: Yeah? Yeah, where is it?
Ross: (very angry) Amy, I ju... I just... I just wanna...
Ross: Rock on!
Ross: Hey, where's Rach?
Ross: Bumming hard, guys, bumming hard.
Ross: Great.
Ross: So if you take this job you'll be moving to Paris?
Ross: Here she is!
Ross: Yeah?
Phoebe: Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents anniversary party?
Ross: Hey, what do you think they're doing in there?
Ross: Uhm, ministers don't ride the subway for free.
Ross: (to Phoebe) Hey. What was that all about?
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowl of popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set.]
Ross: Are you kidding? Oh my God...
Ross: Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
Ross: I don't think so.
Ross: Still-still, let me come... for me.
Ross: Im, Im sorry you didnt get to go to Spacecamp, and Im hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttles Private Very Special Spacecamp!! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump up, their apartment is decorated like outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in tinfoil.)
Ross: Okay, here we go...
Monica: (to Ross) So, I guess you're next. You're ready?