words in movies
[Scene: Rosss bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out. Ross as a new feature.]
Ross: Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? (Shakes his head around, pretending like hes jamming.)
Ross: Uh, I dont know, whatever.
Ross: Oh, I know. Yknow what, I never wouldve gotten this if it werent for you. No really, when Im with you Im-Im like this whole other guy, I love that guy! I mean, I love you too, a lot, but that guy! I-I love that guy!
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: Then dont. Stay here. Just dont go so soon to London, just one more day.
Emily: Ohh, Ross, please!
Ross: One more day, seriously/
Ross: So, then you can stay as long as you want.
Ross: Oh no. Dont, dont, dont start packing. Come on! (She puts some clothes into her bag, and Ross throws them out.)
Ross: Yeah, I know, I uh, I tried them on.
Ross: No. No, I didnt. I didnt want to be that guy.
Ross: (entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)
Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Ross: Ugh, shes saying good-bye to her uncle.
Ross: Yeah!! Yeah!
Ross: I just, I hate this so much! I mean, every time I go pick her up at the airport, its-its so great. But at the same time Im thinking, "Well, Im gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping her off."
Ross: Nothing! Theres nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-shed have to uh, move here. She should move here!
Ross: I could ask her to live with me!
Ross: I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?!
Ross: Look guys, when Im with her its-its-its like she brings this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, yknow?
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
Ross: I dont want to do that.
Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Emily has packed as Ross returns.]
Ross: Hey!
Ross: (laughs) Move in with me.
Ross: Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.
Ross: I know.
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Ross: No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?
Ross: What?
Ross: No, no, dont. Why dont we?
Ross: Get married.
Ross: No! No! Im not! Its-its-its perfect! I mean its better than you just-just moving here, cause its us together forever, and thats-thats what I want.
Ross: Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?
Ross: Is thatare you saying yes? Is that yes?
Ross: Yes! Were getting married?!
Ross: Yes!
Ross: Come here, come here. Uh, (He takes the earring out.) ow! Emily, will you marry me?
Ross: Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!
Phoebe: Okay, scarfs done. (Its not really a scarf, its just a bunch of yarn that Phoebe has tied together. Just then, Ross and Emily enter dragging with them Joey and Chandler.)
Ross: Come on! Come on. Come on.
Ross: Hey!
Joey: Ross has some big thing to tell everyone.
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Ross: We, we just decided to uh, to go for it.
Ross: (turning around.) Umm, uh, I was just telling the guys
Rachel: Yeah, I-I heard. (Pause, everyone looks at each other, waiting for Rachels reaction.) I think its great! (Hugs Ross.) Ohh, Im so happy for you!
(Seeing Rachels apparently okay with this, the rest of the gang jumps up to congratulate Ross and Emily on their pending nuptials.)
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Ross: Yeah. (They hug again.)
[Flashback to: A street, Ross is sitting in his newly purchased MGB. Which is one of the better British sports cars ever made. Of course, better is a relative term. Which reminds me of a joke. Why dont the British make computers? Because they couldnt figure out how to make them leak oil. Anyway, the gang is all staring at his new purchase.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there.]
Ross: Right. No biggie. Stay loose.
Monica: Ross!
Ross: I was working late in the library one afternoon. It was just the two of us. She needed some help with her word jumble. And one thing led to another. If you must know, Anita was very gentle and tender. May she rest in peace
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Ross: (To Chandler) You told her!
Ross: (To Chandler) How could you tell her?!
Ross: (He interrupts her immediately, and drags her by her arm to the other side of the room) Well, can I talk to you for a sec.?
Ross: No, no, Im serious. Thank you.
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Ross: Yeah in fact, Im gonna go call her right now. And Ill make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)
Ross: Oh Mon, I laughed so hard
Chandler: Ross came in forth and cried!
Ross: Monica couldnt tell time til she was 13!
Chandler: (To Monica) Of course it is. (Mouths to Ross) Wowwhoa!
Ross: She is not (Realizes) Shes gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I cant believe this.
(They all turn and with shocked looks on their faces stare at Ross. Ross is at a loss for words at this moment.)
Ross: (losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!!
Phoebe: Yeah, I dreamt that he saved me from a burning building and he was so brave and so strong! And its making me look at him totally differently. Yknow, I mean he used to be just, yknow Jack Geller Monica and Rosss dad and now hes hes Jack Geller, dream hunk."
Ross: And! We should keep all the stuff uh, we told each other secret from everybody else.
(Ross storms out.)
Chandler: (reading) Knock-knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch, who? Ross Geller's lunch, please don't take me. Okay?
Ross: Amazing!
ROSS: I don't know.� But, you know, we, we have a lot in common, you know.� He plays piano; I played keyboards in college.� He's been divorced; I have some experience in that area.
Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.
Ross: Oh my God. (Hugs Chandler.) Congratulations.
Ross: Oh, is that funny?! Oh, you-you find that funny?! Well maybe Chandler should know some of your secrets too!
Ross: But hey, its not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
Ross: Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?
Ross: Phoebe, I told her you already knew.
Ross: No, not a problem.
Ross: Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.) Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?
Ross: Okay, okay, Im sorry, it will never happen... (closes eyes) Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait-wait, now there are a hundred of you and Im the king.
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: What?! No!
Ross: Its right there! (Points to her hand.)
Ross: Hi Whitney.
Ross: Like what?
Ross: Okay.
Whitney: Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?
Ross: Yeah!
ROSS: Hello. Oh hi, are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work. No it, it's no big deal, it' not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.
[Rachel, in her bridesmaid dress, complete with hat, which makes her look like Little Bo Peep, and Ross enter]
Ross: And; people thinking its huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!
Ross: (returning) Hey.
Chandler: Excellent! Yknow Ross met somebody too!
Ross: Hi.
Ross: (coming out of the kitchen with a cup of coffee, almost running into Tommy) Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you.
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there.]
Ross: No, she kept kicking me away!
Ross: I think he can be.
Ross: Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.
[Scene: A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.]
Ross: My God!
Ross: Besides, theres a big age difference.
Ross: Wh-whats up?
Ross: Joey?! Joey!! (He runs into his bedroom.)
Ross: Divorced mens club.
Joey: Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot. All right? Remember when Ross tried to say, "Butternut squash?" And it came out, "Squatternut buash?"
Rachel: Yes it is! It is true! I went, I went after Ross in stupid London.
Joey and Ross: Die Hard!!!!!!
Ross: Joey, we just saw it!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment, everyone except Ross is decorating the tree.]
Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
Chandler: (To Ross) I dont care, she slept with me.
Ross: Well you shouldnt be. Believe me I wouldnt want to be the guy whos up against you. (Chandler laughs.) I mean that doofus is going to lose!
Ross: What happened?!!
Ross: No touch! No touch!
Ross: I think that would be best.
Ross: Okay. But not about this!
Ross: We fell asleep! That is all.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Ross: Challenge excepted.
RACHEL: (lowers voice to imitate Ross) "Yeah."� (Clears throat.)� "Me too."
Ross: No! No we dont!
Ross: Ive had better.
Ross: Because its weird!
Ross: We cant do it again.
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Ross: Sure, what do you got?
Ross: No, 10 is the highest.
Ross: Yes, very nice Rachel.
Ross: Go!
Ross: Yeah, it really was!
Ross and Joey: Oh! Thats nice.
Joey: Wow. (To Ross) Good speech.
Ross: What is Monicas biggest pet peeve?
Ross: Im sorry Rach, it was, it was really close.
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Ross: Actually, it wasnt that close.
Ross: Yeah?
Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.
(Monica gasps and holds her forehead. Phoebe, Rachel and Ross pull back their heads)
Ross: Oh. (He takes the picture and hugs her.
Ross: Its also a sign of friendship.
Ross: That is one good looking man!
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach.]