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MONICA: I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.
Roy: Now if you just pay me my three hundred dollars, I'll be on my way!
ROY: He'll be here OK, take a chill pill. [Chip pins Monica's corsage on, Monica then turns and whispers to Rachel]
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
Roy: Ooh, boy. You should warn people there's no elevator! I should not have had that Mexican food for lunch.
RACHEL: Oh my God, look there's Roy Gublik.
Roy: (making a crying face) Oh, you're mean!
Roy: Are you talking about me?
Roy: You were talking about me before! Look, I don't need this! I'm outta here! Where's my hat? (goes to get it) Look, I've been in this business for a long time!
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
Roy: (out of breath) Have to...
(Roy then sits on Phoebe's lap, looking exhausted)
Roy, the male stripper: (coughs) Whoo, that's a lot of stairs!
ROY: Oh, I'm gonna kick Chip's ass.
Roy: Whoa, whoa, whoa (he turn off the music). She cringed!
Roy: So where's the young lady who I'm supposed to take (he shakes his hips) downtown! (Monica points Phoebe)
Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)... is all man.
Roy: Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please? (pause) Did someone call for the long arm of the law? (He extends his arm from around his crotch and then upward and outward, towards Phoebe) I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon! (Puts his hands over his crotch) I hope you're familiar with the States penal code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!
Roy: Damnit. OH! (To Phoebe) Big surprise! The hunk of beef has feelings!
Roy: Okay, all right... Get ready ladies!
Chandler: That's right, each. Oh, and a uh Rob Roy. (to Janice) I've always wanted to know...
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
Roy: What's the matter? You never saw a 50 year old stripper cry before?
Roy: Well, look - it's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate the male form in all it's glory.
Roy: I don't know... I can make my pecs dance... I can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks... I can go to that special place inside me where I feel no shame.
Roy: Didn't do anything? I took a bus all the way from Hoboken. I climbed ... I dunno... like a billion stairs... It's not like I can take them two at a time!
RACHEL, MONICA, ROY, and CHIP: Bye.
MONICA: Ya know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. His name was in the paper.
Roy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is so weird. I mean, you never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Rachel, Monica, Roy, and Chip: Bye.