words in movies
Rachel, Monica, Roy, and Chip: Bye.
Roy: Okay, all right... Get ready ladies!
Roy: Well, look - it's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate the male form in all it's glory.
Roy: What's the matter? You never saw a 50 year old stripper cry before?
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
Roy: Didn't do anything? I took a bus all the way from Hoboken. I climbed ... I dunno... like a billion stairs... It's not like I can take them two at a time!
RACHEL, MONICA, ROY, and CHIP: Bye.
Roy: I don't know... I can make my pecs dance... I can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks... I can go to that special place inside me where I feel no shame.
Roy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is so weird. I mean, you never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.
MONICA: Ya know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. His name was in the paper.
Roy: No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding? I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago. What am I gonna do? I mean, this has been my life for thirty two years. Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.
Roy: Now if you just pay me my three hundred dollars, I'll be on my way!
MONICA: I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.
Roy: Are you talking about me?
ROY: He'll be here OK, take a chill pill. [Chip pins Monica's corsage on, Monica then turns and whispers to Rachel]
Roy: Ooh, boy. You should warn people there's no elevator! I should not have had that Mexican food for lunch.
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
Roy: Goodbody!
Roy: (making a crying face) Oh, you're mean!
RACHEL: Oh my God, look there's Roy Gublik.
Roy: You were talking about me before! Look, I don't need this! I'm outta here! Where's my hat? (goes to get it) Look, I've been in this business for a long time!
Roy: (out of breath) Have to...
Roy: Really?
(Roy then sits on Phoebe's lap, looking exhausted)
Roy: What?
Roy: Whoa, whoa, whoa (he turn off the music). She cringed!
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
Roy, the male stripper: (coughs) Whoo, that's a lot of stairs!
ROY: Oh, I'm gonna kick Chip's ass.
Roy: So where's the young lady who I'm supposed to take (he shakes his hips) downtown! (Monica points Phoebe)
Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)... is all man.
Roy: Damnit. OH! (To Phoebe) Big surprise! The hunk of beef has feelings!
Chandler: That's right, each. Oh, and a uh Rob Roy. (to Janice) I've always wanted to know...
Roy: Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please? (pause) Did someone call for the long arm of the law? (He extends his arm from around his crotch and then upward and outward, towards Phoebe) I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon! (Puts his hands over his crotch) I hope you're familiar with the States penal code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!