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(Dr. Geller, the man with the Ph.D. in Paleontology, is trying to find a place to hide, but this supposedly intelligent man in the hands of clich�d scriptwriters runs around with his pants down around his ankles like one of the Three Stooges.)
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
Monica: Well Rachels not here! (Runs out.)
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
[Time lapse. Chandler runs out of the bathroom.]
[Scene: The airport. Rachel runs up to the ticket counter.]
Rachel: Okay, I need a date! (runs to her bedroom)
(Joey walks in and sees Monica. He freaks out and runs back into the hallway, screaming.)
Waiter: This is why I told the manager I wouldnt wait on you tonight! (Runs off.)
Chandler: Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.
Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? Thats Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There(Marcel (Katie) jumps away)Okay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.)
(Ross runs out too.)
(Rachel runs over)
Phoebe: Thank you. (To Gunther, who's standing there frozen) Okay, go! Go! Go! (He runs off.) (To Larry) Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.
Monica: Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca loungers gone?! This is the best day ever! (Runs out.)
(Monica runs out to Phoebe, who is in the kitchen)
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Phoebe: Oh, I wanna see! Lemme see! Lemme see! (She runs up and takes the binoculars.)
(Max runs in)
Phoebe: Please Rachel, I am not an idiot. (Runs off)
Joey: Hey, yknow what you guys? I think Im gonna go walk her home. (Gets up and runs out.)
(Chandler runs out the door and closes it behind him. After a short pause the door opens and Chandler comes rushing back through, grabs Monica, kisses her good-bye, and heads back out.)
Monica: Phoebe, wait a minute! (runs after her, leaving Rachel alone)
Phoebe: Wait, wait, wait, wait! (Runs over and joins in on the hug again.)
Monica: How did you know that?! (Runs to yell at Joeys apartment.) Joey! Chandler!! Its time!
Ross: Monica bang! Monica bang! (runs into one of the posts) Ow!
(Monica runs into the living room, and starts dialing the phone)
(Joey goes back into the apartment, runs back into the hallway, throws his shoulder against the door, and knocks it down off its hinges.)
(Joey runs up field and fakes out Ross and scores a touchdown. His team all celebrates the touchdown.)
Monica: Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.)
Chandler: Jeez, relax! Its not like were mar-ah-ah!! (Runs out.)
Phoebe: Theres a skylight?! (Runs to see and yells from the bedroom.) Wow!!
[Rachel runs to the sink to spit it out.]
[Cut to the hallway, Ben runs upstairs with Ross in pursuit.]
Chandler: My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! (He runs out the door, grabs the back of Rosita, and we can hear Joey and Rachel talking as they are coming up the stairs. Neither of them have reached the landing yet.)
Ross: Well go! Go move it! (He runs off.)
ROSS: (runs after her) No, Rach!
Ross: Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- (Marcel runs toward Rachel's room) come here, Marcel-
<Amy runs towards Rachel and Rachel puts her arm out, hand on Amy's head and Amy starts trying to hit her but is missing, Rachel is moving backwards towards the table when her hand swipes the one plate left on the table on to the floor>
Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing.)
Monica: Oh THATS ME! (she runs to the pizza guy)
Monica: (leaping off of the couch and runs up) Wait! Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos?'
Joey: (entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh yknow what? Ill-Ill come back later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross whos entering.)
Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man!
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
(She goes over to the snack table, and Joey quickly runs over and pours her a cup of coffee.)
(She runs over and gives him a very passionate kiss.)
CHANDLER: [runs in] Hey, big guy, game time.
Chandler: Run, Joey! Run for your life! (runs out)
Ross: Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.
(Joey runs off down the hall. Ross tries Monica and Rachel's apartment, but it is locked so he has to stand in the hall and pretend he wasn't listening. Chandler and his mom come out)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its the middle of the night. Joey is walking into the living room, and runs into the entertainment centre.]
(Joey nods yes, but suddenly realizes what he did and runs out of the apartment and back to his place.)
(Phoebe runs in and joins her.)
Monica: Okay, fine. (runs to her room)
Ross: (breaking the hug) Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! (Runs to the door.) Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.
Rachel: Okay! (Runs and grabs a book and hands it to Monica.) Okay! Here!
(Phoebe runs into the kitchen with wet hair, opens the window, and sticks her head outside.)
Chandler: Okay! (Runs into the bedroom.)
Ross: Yeah, ooh yeah, I think there is one from batch 17 left, uh (Grabs a cookie and takes a big bite out of it and doesnt like it.) Its batch 16! 16 people! Get out of the way! (Gets up and runs for the bathroom.)
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Monica: Oh, it is sooo perfect. Thank you so much. (runs over and hugs him)
Ben: Auntie Monica!! (He runs to hug her.)
Joey: Ohh!! (Runs to his room.)
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
MONICA: Sorry Joey [runs to the bathroom]
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
CHANDLER: Ok, that's me. [runs back]
(The rest of the gang runs away, except for Ross whos tramped inside his car. To hide he puts the top up as Monica, Rachel, and Joey come running past.)
(Monica runs into the kitchen from the terrace.)
[Phoebe runs over the curb. Joey gets in the back seat, Chandler in the front]
Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I dont have any of those things. Thats why its so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)
Rachel: No! Wait no! Shut upI mean dont cry! Let me get my checkbook! (Grabs her checkbook and runs after him.)
Carol: Yeah, okay, bye. (closes the door, turns out the lights, and runs back to the bedroom)
Monica: (covers her neck) Oh God! (runs to the bathroom)
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)
[Cut to the hall, Joeys sister runs up and grabs Chandlers butt.]
Luisa: (Out of shot) Here, monkey. Here, monkey! Here, monkey! (Marcel runs to the door and into Luisa's cage, which she slams shut) Gotcha.
[Ross runs to Rachel's bedroom, knocking on the door.]
Chandler: Joey! Joe! (Sees that hes not here and starts investigating. He picks up the bag of chips.) Full bag. (He picks up the beer.) Beers still cold. Something terrible mustve happened here! (He decides its not that important; sits down on Rosita, and the back falls off causing him to flip over.) Oh no-no-no-no-no-no! (Runs over to Stevie.) Stevie, I was never here! (Runs out.)
Rachel: Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in horror.) Oh my God!
Monica: (to the boots) Bye bootsWait! Half off?! (Chandler runs off.)
(Janice runs into the bedroom.)
Ross: Emily! (Runs up.)
Joey: Later! (He runs away down the hall and hides behind a corner to a whole other corridor.) Oh man! (Walks down the hallway in desperation.) Hot girl! Hot girl!!
Monica: I'll get it! (She runs in, and she's her old fat self like The One With The Prom Video. Not only that, she's out of breath after running a short distance. She goes over and opens the door to reveal Rachel with her old nose.) Happy Thanksgiving!
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Monica: (she reaches out for it and stops) Oh God! I gotta go! (runs out)
Fat Monica: dammit! (Runs off.)
Chandler: Okay. Okay. (He goes to the closet, moves the clothes out of the way, and notices an empty hanger. He takes the empty hanger and bends it all out of shape. Then he holds it out as if hes giving it to her.) Yes honey, I made it myself. (He throws it down and goes to her chest, grabs something, goes to the bed table, and takes out a pair of scissors. He turns around and holds the scissors to the crotch of the panties he just removed.) I cant do it. I cant do it. (He throws them both down and continues looking. He opens another closet door and finds a tape.) Oh! Oh! A mixed tape! A mixed tape!! (He runs out into the living room.)
Alice: Hi! (She runs over and hugs Phoebes stomach.) So, how did it go at the doctors?
(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)
Rachel: No, God! Please, let me! (Runs out.)
(He throws his piece back in the box, runs into the living room, looks for a place to hide the pizza, finds one, slides the box under the couch, sits down on the table, and tries to quickly chew the food in his mouth.)
MONICA: What? [she runs over to where Phoebe is, Phoebe signals for Gunther to go] I don't see anything.
Monica: Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel! (Marcel runs off and Luisa runs after him. Monica goes to check up on Phoebe) Are you okay?
Monica: Okay! Okay, let's race! First one there wins! Ha-ha! (Runs out the door and everyone watches her leave.)
Rachel: Okay! (She runs to get some.)
Chandler: Well, the heart wants what it wants. Ill see you later. (He runs off and leaves her with the bill, which the waiter promptly delivers.)
Rachel: Yeah, okay, I'll see you later. (Gets up and runs from the apartment.)
Chandler: Thank you! Thank you! (Runs to the snow cone machine.)
[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]