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'S' in a movie sentence | examples for 'S' from movies

Chandler: Six-hour trip to London. That’s a lot of Monica.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: Passport, check! (As she puts away each item, she says check.) Camera, check! Traveller’s cheques, check!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: It’s all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less than enthused Chandler and starts towards the girls’ apartment.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: Okay, if you need the vacuum, it’s in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator…

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay, okay, but Rachel’s gonna be here too, can’t I just ask her this stuff?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: (entering, with Joey) All right! Let’s do it!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: Okay, ‘cause that’s not gonna get annoying.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, and great! You might as well bring me my book, it’s on the counter in your apartment.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: Oh. (Goes and gets Phoebe’s book as Rachel comes in from her room.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: All right, y’know what? We really are late! Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: (entering, with Phoebe’s book.) Here you go Phoebe! Here you go Phobo! Phewbedo! Phaybobo.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: All right, let’s go! Bye, Pheebs!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(And with that, television history is made as, for the first time ever, an entire show moves it’s entire production to an entirely different country to make a single episode. We get shots of Buckingham Palace, London Bridge, Big Ben, and the London Marriott as Joey and Chandler exit.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: It’s London, baby! All right, the hotel’s here. (Points to the map.) Wait. No, we wanna go… No. I know. (Sets the map down.) I’m gonna have to go into the map. (So Joey literally steps into the map.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: What?! No! No! That’s-that’s time-out!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: Sweetie, you gotta relax. Everything’s gonna be great, okay? Come on. Come on.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emily’s parents got married here.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Emily: I still can’t believe they’re tearing it down. It really is the most lovely building you’ll ever see. I mean it’s over… (She stops suddenly, when she sees that demolition has already started.) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: It’s nice.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: It’s all right! Everything’s gonna be all right.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Emily: How’s it gonna be all right?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: I think it’s great. It’s great. Y’know, they’re thinking of changing the name of this place.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, I do. What’s the matter?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Rachel: Phoebe, I’m going to Ross’s wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, I’m still in love with him! I mean, hey, y’know, I like Ross as much as the next guy, y’know? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings don’t mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesn’t mean that-that I’m still in love with him. Y’know? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him—Ohh! Oh my God! Oh my—why didn’t you tell me?!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Well, because we thought you knew!! It’s so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, "Hey, you like things clean."

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: Check this out? Huh? (Joey has this big tall hat with a British flag on the front of it.) Yeah. That’s the stuff. What do you think?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

The Vendor: He’s just jealous. You’ll fit right in; all Londoners wear them!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: Okay, wait. All right, that’s it, okay, I’m out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore! (He trips over a box, falls into a flower stand and walks away trying to be cool.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Scene: The hotel, Ross’s room, Emily is entering.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sister’s teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isn’t right.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Emily: Don’t you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere that’s half-decent would’ve be booked months ago, Ross don’t you understand? This is our wedding I’m talking about.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Emily: So what are you saying? It’s now or never?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: No. I’m saying it’s now. (He starts putting on his pants, backwards again.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: There’s no ‘or’ in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Emily: It’s not the pants. It’s you that is backwards. And if, and if you don’t understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldn’t get married at all! (She storms out.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that I love Ross, I think he’s such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs it out of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you’re with Ross okay and imagine that you’re kissing him. And you’re-you’re running your hands all over his body. And then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it’s some kind of grease, it’s—uck! Hah?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought. Umm, let’s try some uh, aversion therapy.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Scene: Chandler and Joey’s hotel room. Chandler is watching TV as Joey returns, still wearing his hat.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Fergie: (Yep, Sarah, the Duchess of York) Okay, so umm, what’s your friend’s name?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: That’s… That’s was…

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: That’s Fergie baby!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Fergie: Joey says you don’t really like his hat, but I think it’s kinda dashing.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: Hey-hey, since you’re the ‘fix-it’ lady, here’s a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesn’t want to have the wedding at all?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: (on phone) Hey, Pheebs! It’s Joey!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: Who’s seven?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(There is a knock on Rachel and Phoebe’s door.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Ooh, the pizza guy’s here!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(Phoebe has already hung up, leaving Joey in the dark. So Joey decides to watch some TV and turns on a rerun of Cheers, with the theme song playing. At first, he’s happy, but as the song progresses Joey gets depressed and homesick.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Scene: Ross and Emily’s planned wedding place, Monica is dragging Emily in.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: But-but, if you don’t love this, we’ll do it in any other place at any other time. Really, it’s fine, whatever you want.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Emily: It’s perfect.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, it’s in the guys’ apartment under the sink. Why?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: That’s not why you’re going! You’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: No! Because he’s in love with the British chippy! Look, Rachel, if you go, you’re just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding! Y’know, it’s too late! You missed you’re chance! I’m sorry, I know this must be really hard, it’s over.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Rachel: Y’know what? No. It’s not over until someone says, "I do." (Exits)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh...yes..is this..umm..Emily’s Parents’ house.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: (In a British accent) This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if it’s not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Housekeeper: Miss Waltham, is at the rehearsal dinner and it’s not polite to make fun of people. Goodbye.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mrs. Geller: Jack, that’s what they call the subway.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mr. Waltham: (Shaking everyone's hand.) Hello. Hello. How do you do? How do you do? Very nice to meet you. (Looking over at his wife.) Darling it’s the Gellers. (She pays no attention she’s talking on a cellular phone.) (Louder) Darling, it’s the Gellers. (She’s still not responding.) She’s very self-absorbed, you know. I should never have married her.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mr. Waltham: It’s the Gellers!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mr. Waltham: Well there’s one (pointing towards Jack) and there’s another (pointing towards Judy).

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: Ha ha, a joke that’s funny in all countries.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: What’s in it?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)That’s not food...No, I don’t, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I can’t even remember what Phoebe looks like.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: Joey, it’s been three days, okay.. Your just a little homesick, Okay. Would you just try to relax. Just, just try to enjoy yourself.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: what’s up, Dad?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mr. Geller: This bill for my half of the wedding. it’s insane.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ticket Agent: (looking at her computer terminal) There’s one leaving in thirty minutes.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: I go back there with lawn ornaments, he’s going to laugh in my face.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: (Looking relieved. She puts down the phone.) Oh thank god. Oh, you changed your mind. Oh, look I know you probably want to be alone, and you don’t want to talk about it, that’s fine. I just want you to know, I think you are doing the right thing and...

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Ross’s sister Monica.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, I’m Phoebe Buffay. I’m one of Ross’s best friends.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mrs. Waltham: Well, if you’re on e of Ross’s best friends, why aren’t you here?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Yeah, um, I can’t fly. I’m having my brother’s babies.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: No..umm, could I talk to one of them? It’s very very important.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: My mother’s driving me crazy, but Ross is getting married. I’m happy. (A drunken man approaches.) I’m not going to let anything spoil that.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(Ross and Emily’s parents are seated at a table. Ross is between them and they are discussing the wedding bill.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mr. Geller: There’s no way in hell, I’m paying for it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mr. Geller: All-right fine, but I just want to say, I’m not paying for your wine cellar. You thieving, would be speaking German if it weren’t for us, cheap little man. (Emily’s stepmum looks shocked. Jack and Judy get up and leave.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(Chandler’s trying to console Monica.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: The guy was hammered, okay? There’s no way, you look like Ross’s mother.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: Because he’s crazy. Okay? He came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving performance in Titanic.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: Oh, my mother’s right. I’m never going to get married.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking. There’s an awkward air between them. They are both clutching the covers in from of them.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Rachel: Oh. I’m sorry. I’m very sorry. Sorry. (She hums and sighs happily.) It’s just, I’m ahh, I’m kinda excited. I’m, ahh, going to London to ahh, tell this guy that I love him and... (He puts his headphones on to ignore her.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachel’s coming to London.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: No it’s not great. No, she’s coming to tell Ross that she loves him.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: I KNOW THAT!!! You have to stop her!! She’s going to ruin the wedding!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Okay, so I’m done my part, okay. It’s your responsibility now, okay. The burden is off me, right?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(The guys hotel room. Joey’s there. Chandler comes out of the bathroom in a robe.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: Look we’ve got to find her. Phoebe just called!! Rachel’s coming to tell Ross she loves him!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: I know! That’s why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: No!! Okay!! What’s with the third degree?! Why don’t you just shine a light in my eyes?! (Joey looks totally confused.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mrs. Geller: (Looking around at the chapel.) Oh my God! It’s like a fairyland.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mrs. Waltham: I know, it’s horrible isn’t it?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: Oh yea, your right. It’s the second one.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Scene: Joey’s in the front entrance watching for Rachel. The bridesmaid he met at the rehearsal dinner come in.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mrs. Geller: There’s nothing to discuss. We’re not paying for your wine cellar.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Emily: What-what’s going on?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Ross: (Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! That’s it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day!   From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) That’s right!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Emily: (Giggles.) Ohh...(She realizes that she’s in her gown.) Oh! You were not meant to see me before the wedding. It’s bad luck.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Rachel: Well I just came...(She touches him near his heart. She’s almost in tears.) I just needed to tell you...(Looking into his eyes. She takes a deep breath.) Congratulations. (He hugs her. She can barely hold back the tears.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Mrs. Waltham. Hi. It’s Phoebe again.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Mrs. Waltham: (Slapping the phone into Joey’s chest.) Joey there’s a girl on the phone for you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: No, but it’s okay. She just came in and gave him a hug, that it.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh that’s so great! Ohh, so what’s going on now?

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: Ah, I’m-I’m walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) I’m about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now I’m at the front with Ross. It’s Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...I’d better go.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Phoebe: No!! wait, wait, wait!! Oh please, hold it up so I can listen. (Joey looks at Ross and holds the phone above Ross’s shoulder.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

(They quickly take their places and Here Comes the Bride Begins to play. Everyone seated looks back. Emily is being escorted up the aisle by her father. She kisses him on the cheek and takes her place by Ross’s side.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Scene: Monica’s Bedroom, Monica and Phoebe are removing the rest of their wax strips.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Joey: Yeah! Yeah sure, just long as it’s handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Joey: No, that’s VH-1. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . It’s like a lotta noise to me. I don’t know…

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Monica: Hold it! Are you talking about Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rocking Eve?

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Chandler: I’m sorry. I’m-I’m-I’m sorry that I said I was going to when I’m not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isn’t Rachel’s fault. It’s me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And I’m really sorry, it’s just that this is not, this isn’t going to work out.

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brother’s not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Chandler: Monica has a secret closet and she won’t let me see what’s in it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: Let’s not do that any more.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Joey: Just being friendly. (He gives Monica a ‘what’s wrong with you?’ look and proceeds to walk behind the counter.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Chandler: Nope! Because I’m not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, who’s entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Monica: Hey, see that snippy guy over there? He’s the one who decides who gets up on the platform. We should go dance by him.

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Rachel: Ok, Ross, what�s going on here, are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: Umm, how’s it going with you guys?

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people you’ve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends don’t do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? ‘Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the who’s who of human crap. (Walks off)

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Ross: That’s funny. Yeah. Y’know you’re the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, it’s Joey’s party.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Ross: If like the four of us could all y’know, hang out together. Uh, in fact Emily’s coming into town this weekend, why don’t you say we all have dinner? Say, Sunday night?

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Joey: Yeah, three days on the lake without a shower. Plus! I fell in that big tub of worms at the bait stand! Hey, how-how’s he doing?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Ross: Why don’t they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-that’s a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! That’s fun too! Whew!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Ross: It’s nothing, I just gave her a hug.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

(Joey whispers in Rachel’s ear to confirm his response.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Paul: No, unfortunately Lizzie’s mom passed away shortly after she was born. I raised her by myself.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: What? He’s gonna be dressed as a baby! (Mrs. Green enters.) Oh hi Mrs. Green!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Tony: Wow! That’s ah, that’s pretty nice!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Ross: Well that’s different! Okay? Because he, he was actually in love with me!

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Joey: Oh come—look, when I was a kid my dad’s company gave season tickets to the number one salesman every year, all right? My dad never won! Of course, he wasn’t in the sales division, but still, I never ever, ever forgot that!

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Phoebe: Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, let’s plan the wedding reception. (She grabs the notebook which Monica used for her ideas and starts flipping page after page after page after page after page to find a blank one.) Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. (pause) Y’know what, I want you to take the chef job.

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

(There’s a knock on the door.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Phoebe: You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it up with Monica’s guest towels?

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Rachel: Come on, this isn’t funny. She thinks it’s my fault that you haven’t called her. You have to call her!

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Ross: Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clock’s a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Chandler: See Joe, not that that’s not grrreat! But, one of the cool things about having somebody we know perform the ceremony is that it can be about us! Y’know, it can be more personal. You can tell stories about us!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Richard: Is that my ass? (He’s looking at Joey’s.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Okay. I can’t believe tomorrow’s the big day.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because it’s my sister. But, uh, uh y’know actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Joey: Okay well that may be true. But, in-in okay, Air Force One the Russians were terrorists! And evil! And plus he kills a bunch of them! That-that-that’s offensive to Russians.

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Ross: That’s not true! Her, she doesn’t even know what she wants! Rachel’s still mad about the whole thing.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Rachel: Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming. I’m just gonna throw it out, it’s probably just a bunch of shampoo and... (she opens the box and stops)

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Joey: (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and it’s gonna help me not to snore.

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Ross: Oh no! It could be better, but it’s gonna be okay, right?

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Janine: Joey, it’s Anne Geddes. She’s a famous artist.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Monica: No! No it’s not! It’s not gonna be okay! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies!

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susan’s gonna be home any minute, it’s kinda an anniversary.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Chandler: Yeah, he thinks that’s my name.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

Waitress: There’s a side of steamed vegetables.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, let’s talk about it!! How was she?

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, you’re doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She… Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Y’know why? Because you’re a (pause) neat guy. (Ross can’t believe what he’s hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. You’re just a love machine. (Starts singing) I’m just a love machine and I won’t work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) I’m just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Phoebe: Ooh, I can’t do this. My mom was right. If I can’t-if I can’t give him up, then there’s no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ‘em—a kidney!

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Ross’s. She’s standing in the kitchen.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Joey: Hey-hey, you’re startin’ to sound like the butcher’s wife there in-in chapter seven.

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) That’s why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Joey: No room? It’s a baby. It’s like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Y’know, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, it’s cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldn’t even notice it. Where’s the baby? (Mumbles that it’s over in the corner.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Chandler: (motioning with his hands) I’m not worried, I’m uh, I’m fascinated. Y’know it’s like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Eric: I am so stupid. Of course she was lying! She’s not a teacher. There’s not such a thing as the top secret elementary school for the children of spies.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Monica: You’re supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, what’s-what’s the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Monica: Dad [kisses Jack], Mom [kisses Judy]. Look! Look who it is it’s Chandler!

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Phoebe: Okay—Oop! Too late! I’m leaving! Come on Chandler let’s go! (She storms out.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: Hey, listen to me, listen to me…you are never ever gonna be alone. Okay? I promise that’s not gonna happen.

"Friends", season 8, episode 23

Phoebe: No! No! It’s-it’s uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

[Scene: Terry’s office, Joey has come to beg for a second chance.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Monica: Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kind’ve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Ross’s nose.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Phoebe: I’m just saying, this woman, I mean she’s fictitious. No?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Well, don’t look at me! My hair’s straight! Straight! Straight! Straight!

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

Monica: You’re getting a crush on your sister’s fianc�e.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Phoebe: Ohh. No that’s okay, he’s a friend.

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Mr. Geller: Sweetheart, we love you just as much as Ross! Now, I’m sorry about everything that happened and I’d probably never be able to make it up to you, but here’s a start. (He hands her a small box.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

The Director: All right! Let’s try this again! You ready Joe?

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Joey: Oh, hey listen! The Soapie’s called today and I also get to present an award.

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Joey: (entering with Ross) Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! (He’s wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Chandler: Don’t take this personally okay? It’s just that I just can’t have sex with a sick person.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Monica: No, I just I think that it’s too soon.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

[Scene: Ross and Rachel’s, Emma continues crying while Rachel, Monica and Phoebe try different methods to stop her crying.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Rachel: Yeah okay, you laugh now, but she’s gonna be yours. (Phoebe gets suddenly scared.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

(They start to walk into the living room and notice someone’s head sticking up from behind a chair. The camera cuts to the other side and we see it’s Ross.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Joey: Yeah, maybe it’s like y'know, that jock thing. Y'know how football players pat each other after touchdowns. (pats Ross on the butt)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Rachel: I still don’t get how you know when it’s false labour.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Joey: (holds up the movie) Phoebe’s a porn star!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

Phoebe: No! Rachel, that’s what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I don’t get through, they’re not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! It’s us versus them!

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Joey: It’s Ba-go-ta, but close enough. Now, you can either pass your turn to Ross or pick a Wicked Wango card.

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Ross: (on phone) Item J437-A, color: winterberry. (There’s a knock on the door as he hangs up the phone. He answers it to Mona.) Hi umm, listen come here, come in. (She does so.) I’m so-so sorry about yesterday. I-I’m really sorry. It’s just that I… (He picks up the pink shirt.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Monica: How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joey’s sisters.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

David: Yeah, he’s saying Da-Da.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Phoebe: Yeah, I did. I think it sounds y'know big sistery, y'know, ‘Frank’s always late.’

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Chandler: What do you think she’s just gonna sit there quietly? You don’t think she’s gonna want to make a toast? You don’t think she’s gonna want to grab the microphone and sing Part-time Lover?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Ross: You know what, it’s, it’s better this way anyway. I mean I don’t know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. It’s just much easier if we’re just friends who have a kid.

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Parker: What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C…I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I don’t want to forget this moment! It’s like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! (He takes a mental picture of them all.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Chandler: Hey! Well, I’ve been preparing for that my entire life! Or something about you that’s mean!

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Rachel: Oh, you're gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Corino’s.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Rachel: Well y’know, it’s you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Y’know? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess I’m not upset because I don’t see you guys going through with it. I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Joey: Oh hey, you should be excited about him. There’s nothing wrong with him he’s a good guy.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Phoebe: Oh, somewhere Joey’s head is exploding.

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know it’s a little sudden, and it’s a little rushed, and it’s totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesn’t mean I can’t. Right? I mean I’m-I’m crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: Oh, no no no. It’s for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Ross: It’s called the Bapstein-King comet, okay? (Joey starts to groan.) Hey! Hey! Bapstein was a very well respected astronomer!

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: Well, OK, it’s for a boy. Well, I know it’s a little out there, but…Darwin.

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Richard: It’s so great seeing you guys again. I’d like to make a toast. (Everyone raises their glasses) Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds it’s morning and is refreshed."

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Dennis Phillips: It’s an all Chinese cast. Can you be Chinese?

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Phoebe: Wait, I’m-I’m sorry. What’s the big deal about a holiday card?

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Rachel: (startled) Ahh, hi! Hi! Melissa, what’s up? I’m just uh, about to umm, go out to the store to get some stuff to put in my backpack. Y’know, like dried fruit and granola and stuff. What’s up? (She has put on the backpack.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 5