words in movies
Monica: Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!
"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No, don't sing along.
Chandler: So Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And Steves doctors name is Doctor Muppy. So I said, Doctor Monkey? And that is how the whole Doctor Monkey thing came up. (He slams his feet up on the table to emphasize his point.)
Woman: What do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!
Monica: Well, if you think about it, I am kind of like a Reverend. I mean, as a chef, I serve God, by feeing the hungry and poor. (looks very convinced about what she just said)
Rachel: But you said that you liked him! I mean what happened?! Did ya just change your mind?!
Phoebe: (laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.
Janine: They said stuff to me too, yknow!
Ross: Are you angry at me because I said your handwriting is childlike?
Ross: Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, "Why not?!"
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a massage client who worked there and-and he said I had a knack for stocks.
Ross: (he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!
Barry: You-you-you said you were gonna be away all weekend!
Mike: hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never had a serious relationship?
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
Ross: Its not a big deal? Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I likeyou-you cant stop thinking about her. Like how you cant sleep?
Phoebe: Wait, (grabs him) you know what, I got a little story. When I was in Junior High School I went through this period where I thought I was a witch. And there was this guidance counselor who said something to me, that I think will help you a lot. He said okay, 'you're not a witch you're just an average student.' See what I'm saying?
Janine: Yeah, thats what I said.
PHOEBE: Well I have a video, you have to pay attention. No this, this voice woman, she's so talented but, according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have like the right look or something, ya know. I mean, it's like, she's like one of those an imals at the pound who like nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough or you know. Like, like some old dog who's just kind of like stinky and. Huuuuh, oh my God, she's smelly cat. Oh, oh that song has so many levels.
Phoebe: Ohh! Okay! Okay, cause when-when he said, "I cant wait to hear your first words," I thought, "Theres a trick."
Frank: That was Alice's mom, she said she left five hours ago. She should be here by now!
Monica: You said the baby.
Rachel: Well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it.
Chandler: Yeah, but its not who I am. Everything they said was exaclty why I was worried about having a kid. And its true. And look everybody knows it.
Phoebe: I know what time you said.
Monica: We said six!
Chandler: We said seven!
Rachel: Well, Ross said my name.
Phoebe: Now I know that they said that the umm, the hair straightener started the fire but I think Im partly at fault. You see, I didnt, I didnt tell you but umm, but I-I had recently refilled the tissues and so yknow lets just face it, thats just kindling! So I think its better that I stay at Joeys.
Rachel: Ross! I just had a conversation with her, and she said that she and Joey made a deal!
Phoebe: Rachel said that!
Chandler: Oh, just like I said. That crazy... Bert... roaming the halls. (Joey bangs on the door again)
Joey: You got that from what I said?!
Monica: Oh my God! He just said my name! Did you hear that?
Joey: Thats not what I said. Okay, I just meant...
Phoebe: Oh, come on! Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz! (Realizes) Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream.
Joey: All that stuff you just said? I want that!
Phoebe: Yeah, and maybe that youre a real (She says something in Italian, and it doesnt matter what she said. Its not important so I dont need everyone who speaks Italian telling me what she said.)
Phoebe: Oh, 19! We thought you said 90!
Richard: Well she said she had to think things over.
Ross: Phoebe, you said it was urgent!
Chandler: Okay, well. Janice said 'Hi, do I look fat today?' And I, I looked at her....
Chandler: No, you shNo you said you made that up!!
Joey: I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?
Amanda: Oh! Bugger. Should I not have said that? I feel like a perfect arse!
Chandler: Well, I think it all started when you said, "Hey Joey, why dont you be my best man."
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
Phoebe: Yes, and apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me. And I said, "James, James Brolin, are you sure?" James Brolin said
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Rachel: Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?
Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
Chandler: You said no right?!
Chandler: (laughs) You said no right?
Chandler: Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Chandler: You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind you back!
Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...
Joey: Oh, you said it Mike. (Rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!
Chandler: Its a funny story, actually. (coughs) I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said Id move to Tulsa, I didnt really know what I was saying.
Chandler: Okay. (They both realize what he just said.)
Phoebe: Well, didnt you just hear what I said?!
Monica: Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I wouldve said something like this, "Wow! My boyfriends such a wise assseven!"
Chandler: Thats what Monica said.
Chandler: Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.
Rachel: Yeah, they said he's gonna be fine, but he's still heavily sedated.
Chandler: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.
Monica: I said that you had a nice butt, it's just not a great butt.
Ross: So they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
Kristen: You said the waiter ate my crab cake.
Chandler: (To Ross) Monica said wedding.
Chloe: I want you to met some friends of mine. (Introduces him to Chandler and Joey) This guy is my hero, he comes in with some stuff he wants it blown up 400%, we said we dont do that, and he says you gotta. And y'know what, we did it. And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say lets Ross it!
Rachel: You just said it!
Rachel: (she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said yknow thought she saw something between you guys.
Joey: I said name one!
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Rachel: I know! (Realizes what Phoebe said.) What?!
Monica: That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldnt have them back unless I gave her the dress!
Rachel: Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.
Joey: Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, Im gonna do that.
Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Ross: Theres this kid in my class who said hes in love with me.
Chandler: Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight.
ROSS: I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your add you said you were pretty but wow.
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Rachel: Wait, I-I just said "leave."
Ronni: Yeah, uh, Joey said I could use your shower, since, uh, Chandler's in ours?
Phoebe: I dontshe said yknow that Id have triplets! But she also said one of them would be black.
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
Monica: (Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief) She said WHAT?
DUNCAN: You always said I'd make it.
Chandler: Oh yes, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"
Joey: Well, I-I mightve said supergay.
Joey: Come on, Ross, that didnt mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
Ross: Well, he said there's definitely nothing to worry about, it's totally benign.
Joey: Although some of that stuff wasn't where you said it was gonna be, but... (confidently) I made it work.
Phoebe: You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone? (apes Amanda in a british accent) "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!"