words in movies
Joey: All right thats it, school is in session! (Exits and slams the door.)
Ross: Nineteen Eighty Seven. The weekend you guys visited me at school.
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
Chip: Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
JOEY: "Heckles, you crack me up in science class. You're the funniest kid in school.
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Phoebe: I thought you said you read it in high school.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Monica: Wow! Its like Rachel in High School.
[Scene: The New School, Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway.]
Joey: I can an A? In-in school? (To Joey) Hey, Im a dork.
Phoebe Sr: Oh no, I-Im sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.
MONICA: Oh, um, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was uh, a little bigger then.
Erin: Hi. I dont mean this to sound like high school, but did he say anything about me?
Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.
Eric: I am so stupid. Of course she was lying! Shes not a teacher. Theres not such a thing as the top secret elementary school for the children of spies.
Rachel: Oh, I read that in high school.
Phoebe: Well, lets see, its not. Really, like that. Because, you see that was an actual problem, and uh, yours is just like yknow a bunch of yknow high school crap that nobody really gives yknow
Phoebe: I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut.
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
Monica: (entering) Oh good youre all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four oclock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Chandler: If that doesnt keep kids in school, what will?
Rachel: (as Monica) And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?
Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.
Monica: Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi!
Monica: Ross, we havent done the routine since middle school.
Monica: Well, high school was not my favourite time.
(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)
Joey: I dunno, I loved high school. Y'know? It was just four years of parties and dating and sex.
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Ross: Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so
Joey: Well y'know, Ive been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a take notice walk.
Ross: My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school, I went to see it, and there were students makin babies right in the middle of the Paleontology section!
Young Ethan: Oh, I'm a senior... in High School.
Monica: If the school finds out youre fired.
[Scene: The Midfield Day School, its after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: The New School, Monica, carrying her dish, and Joey are confronting the food critic.]
Phoebe: Like okay I-I-I, I havent met any Portuguese people! I, I havent had the perfect kiss! And I havent been to snipers school!
Mike: Yeah, we met in college. (Off Joey's look) I mean, high school.
JOEY: Check it out, check it out. Heckles' high school yearbook.
Phoebe: Hey Ross! Doesnt Ben go to the Smithfield Day School?
Phoebe: No, I-I mean your-your old best friend, here. (hands her the picture) Lily, from high school. Remember?
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
ROSS: Yeah, that way I figure, ya know, we'll be far enough away from our parents that we don't have to see them all the time but close enough that they can come over and babysit whenever we want. And yes, I know, the taxes are a little higher than, let's say, Nassau county but the school system's supposedly great.
Ross: You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.
Ross: That was in high school! Its not like it was binding forever.
Rachel: Uh Will umm, I just want to say that Im real sorry for whatever I-I did to you in high school
CHANDLER: Because I went to an all boys high school and God is making up for it.
RACHEL: Wow. Is it, is it 'cause she's so cold in bed. Or, or is it 'cause she's like, kinda bossy, makes it feel like school?
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Ross: I think I have an old band uniform from high school.
Rachel: Yeah.. yeah right.. Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby?
Rachel: Okay, that doesnt help me, because we went to the same high school.
Ross: Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasnt true?!
Ross: Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean thats-thats when I really found my sound.
JOEY: Yeah, turns out our kids go to the same school. Small world huh?
Monica: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!" "Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Chip: So you still in touch with anyone from high school?
Charlie: Please, I've been crazed all day! I had a meeting with the Dean, and my syllabus for summer school is due and I'm writing the Foreword for a friend's book...
Ross: Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.
Chandler: Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks. (takes phone)
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Phoebe: Well, yeah! Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Y'know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high school.
Chandler: (looking around) Did I go to this school?
RACHEL: Oh my God this is sooo humiliating. I think the only thing that tops that was, was, was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school. I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. Oh my God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes.
Joey: Look, I dont know why the kids need a youth center anyway! Yknow? They should just watch TV after school like I did and I turned out fine!
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Monica: Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller.
Monica: Its a dead dog. Thats Chi-Chi; she died when I was in high school.
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Chandler: Well maybe if you go to school here next year we can totally hang out.
Monica: Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?
Will: Yeah, I hated her. She was horrible to me in high school. But hey, it was a long time ago, Im in a good place, it might be actually fun to see her again. You got any cakes or cookies or something? (Starts looking.) No Will no!
Big Nosed Rachel: Y'know what? I've just had it with high school boys! They are just silly. (Ross is overhearing this.) Silly, stupid boys! I'm going to start dating men!
Susan: Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. Ill get the information.
Joey: Well... I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U. Med School with some... research.
Monica: I know! It's just that ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Rachel: Well in High School, that added up to head cheerleader.
Monica: Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I dont even know where you work?
Ross: Will, high school was-was a long time ago.
Monica: And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
Phoebe: Im sorry. Im sorry. I never got to be in a club. I-I didnt go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour.
Jill: Were you this cute in high school?
Monica: Will! From high school.
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Monica: Everyone at our school heard it!
Ross: Hey I uh just picked up Ben from school
Ross: Yeah, Im gonna go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall.
Monica: You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. (Chandler laughs.)
Rachel: Well, thats a lot better than Ross trying to kiss me in High School, and saying that he did it because he needed chapstick.
Chandler: Im sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?