words in movies
Erin: Hi. I dont mean this to sound like high school, but did he say anything about me?
Ross: My doctoral dissertation is in the library at school, I went to see it, and there were students makin babies right in the middle of the Paleontology section!
Ross: Let me ask you something, at your school was there a like uh a place on campus where students went to uh, fool around.
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Chandler: Well maybe if you go to school here next year we can totally hang out.
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
Will: Yeah, I hated her. She was horrible to me in high school. But hey, it was a long time ago, Im in a good place, it might be actually fun to see her again. You got any cakes or cookies or something? (Starts looking.) No Will no!
Big Nosed Rachel: Y'know what? I've just had it with high school boys! They are just silly. (Ross is overhearing this.) Silly, stupid boys! I'm going to start dating men!
Susan: Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. Ill get the information.
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
Monica: Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?
Joey: Well... I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U. Med School with some... research.
Ross: Will, high school was-was a long time ago.
Phoebe: Im sorry. Im sorry. I never got to be in a club. I-I didnt go to high school, but three of us would meet behind a dumpster to learn French. Bonjour.
Jill: Were you this cute in high school?
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Monica: I know! It's just that ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.
Monica: Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I dont even know where you work?
Rachel: Well in High School, that added up to head cheerleader.
Monica: And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
Monica: Everyone at our school heard it!
Monica: Will! From high school.
Ross: Hey I uh just picked up Ben from school
Chandler: Im sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Monica: Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night. Oh god, oh god. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins.
Monica: You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. (Chandler laughs.)
Rachel: Well, thats a lot better than Ross trying to kiss me in High School, and saying that he did it because he needed chapstick.
Ross: Yeah, Im gonna go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall.
Joey: (Laughs) From school.
Ross: Oh, I'm so excited, I mean, apparently I beat out hundreds of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score or anything... five!
Monica: Oh, sure it does! In high school, you werent jealous at all even though all your girlfriends were cheating on you!
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Ross: Gandolf the wizard. (Joey is still confused) Hello! Didnt you read Lord of the Rings in high school?
Phoebe: No-no, thats not, thats not me Phoebe, thats her pal Phoebe. According to her high school yearbook, they were like B.F.F. (Ross and Bonnie look at her quizzically) Best Friends Forever.
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Phoebe: Wait, (grabs him) you know what, I got a little story. When I was in Junior High School I went through this period where I thought I was a witch. And there was this guidance counselor who said something to me, that I think will help you a lot. He said okay, 'you're not a witch you're just an average student.' See what I'm saying?
Rachel: (entering) Okay, I have to tell you something that I have never admitted during our entire friendship! But, when we were in high school I made out with James Farrell even when I knew that you liked him! Wow, that feels so good to get off my chest! Okay, you go!
Chandler: Totally. I had sex in High school...
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut her out of your life.
Ross: Okay. (They split it.) You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.
Phoebe: Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?
Chandler: So, why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?
Monica: Come on, that was back in high school! How could that still bother you?
Ross: Monica, youre so lucky! Hes like the most popular guy in school!!
Monica: Well, tonight, I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school.
Monica: Thats Will from high school!
Phoebe: Umm, Wethering Heights. I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow.
Rachel: Alright. In high school I was the prom queen and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you... were also there! But if you take this monkey, I will lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. C'mon, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here! Take it!
Joey: All right thats it, school is in session! (Exits and slams the door.)
Ross: Well, and how about this? There is an anthropologist at school who totally came on to me during the inter-departmentalPotluck dinner.
Monica: (To Rachel) Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.
Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Ross: (To Rachel) You had to be a bitch in high school, you couldn't've been fat.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Joey, Phoebe, and Chandler are looking through Monica's high school yearbook]
Dan: Nah that's okay. I'm just doing this to put myself through medical school.
Ross: Yes, you're right. Still somebody must have seen it... I mean, I went to that school for 4 years, I didn't have an impact on anyone?
Chandler: Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.
Erica: Oh, sure. Yeah, well, he was my high school boyfriend. Captain of the football team, really cute and he got a scholarship and went off to college. (Monica and Chandler are smiling from ear to ear)
JOEY: "Heckles, you crack me up in science class. You're the funniest kid in school.
Monica: Thats what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. Y'know how a motorcycle is a Chopper, and youre Chip. Nevermind.
Joey: Well, she graduated from high school!
Joey: Noo, (whispering) more like a notebook... Damn it! (next word appears: "blueprint") Oh, if I'm building an house, the plan isn't called the 'shmoo-print'... Can't say that either? Woha... hey... (the last word is "Football field" and there are 5 seconds left) In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the...
Chip: Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.
Phoebe: I thought you said you read it in high school.
Dana: Yknow who I ran into from school? Howie.
[Scene: The museum, Joey is giving a tour to a bunch of school kids.]
Monica: All right, listen youre just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!
Ross: Nineteen Eighty Seven. The weekend you guys visited me at school.
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
Rachel: I dont care how long ago it was! You told people that I was half and half! Yknow what? I just want to point out I never did anything to hurt you in high school.
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Joey: I can an A? In-in school? (To Joey) Hey, Im a dork.
Monica: Wow! Its like Rachel in High School.
Eric: I am so stupid. Of course she was lying! Shes not a teacher. Theres not such a thing as the top secret elementary school for the children of spies.
Phoebe: I'm sorry you guys but, you know, Mike's got his brother and his friends from school so... you know, you were-you were... if it helps you, you were next in line, you just-you just missed the cut.
[Scene: The New School, Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway.]
Phoebe Sr: Oh no, I-Im sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.
MONICA: Oh, um, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was uh, a little bigger then.
Phoebe: Well, lets see, its not. Really, like that. Because, you see that was an actual problem, and uh, yours is just like yknow a bunch of yknow high school crap that nobody really gives yknow
Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
Rachel: Oh, I read that in high school.
Monica: Ross, we havent done the routine since middle school.
Chandler: If that doesnt keep kids in school, what will?
Monica: (entering) Oh good youre all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four oclock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Rachel: (as Monica) And by the way, have I mentioned that back in high school, I was a cow?
Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Monica: Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi!
Joey: I dunno, I loved high school. Y'know? It was just four years of parties and dating and sex.
Joey: Well y'know, Ive been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a take notice walk.
(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)
Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.
Young Ethan: Oh, I'm a senior... in High School.
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Ross: Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so
Monica: Well, high school was not my favourite time.