words in movies
Ross: (playing the drunk uncle) When Monica was a little girl, I remember that(Phoebe screams and tackles him)Ooh!! Ow! Very good!
(She slaps Rachels side and Rachel screams in pain.)
PHOEBE: And you hate fish. Oh. That's so sweet, alright. Ok, alright, you can see. This is me... [she unveils herself right as a huge lightning bolt crashes outside. Ryan screams in terror.] Oh, I am scary.
Ross: I meanno, its just cause, its just cause you and I were like a nightmare. (Screams.) No, but there was some good times.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebes beeper goes off and Monica screams.]
Ross: Perhaps. Now Im curious, at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to kick my ass?
(The woman groans, moans, grunts, and screams. Chandlers eyes get huge!)
(Monica enters and Chandler screams stuff at the TV.)
Woman: Hello! (Monica screams)
(Carol suddenly screams in pain and grabs Chandler by the shirt.)
(Phoebe screams in pain, and Frank screams with her.)
Rachel: Thank you. (She goes to take off her make-up and screams in pain) Oww!!!! God!
(Ross throws a punch, but Joey ducks and Ross punches the pole. Ross then screams from the pain and turns to Gunther, and Gunther has a huge smile on his face.)
(Everyone screams and has a group hug.)
Chandler: (on phone) Hi! Im back. (Goes to hang up the phone.) Yeah, that sounds great. (Listens) Okay. Well, well do it then. (Listens) Okay, bye-bye. (He hangs up the phone and turns around to see Joey standing close to him and screams.)
Joey: Hey! (Sees Janice.) Ah!! (Janice screams in surprise.)
(inside Chandlers apartment, Chandler is coming in from his bedroom, sees Mr. Heckles, and screams.)
(Ross finds a clock, sees its almost 8:30, and silently screams.)
Melissa: (Gasps when she notices Rachel) Oh my God! Ray-ray Green?! (Screams)
(They go through the doors into the trauma room, opening them by ramming the gurney through them, only Chandler's foot is hanging off the end and he screams in pain.)
(Monica screams and they all stare at her.)
(Chandler screams a little bit, then realises that he can spit out his gag. He does so with a Pouff!)
Ross: We're late too! (Rachel screams)
Rachel: Oh, you guys are gonna have so much fun! She's at such a cute age. Oh, a couple things. Now that she's eating solid food, she poops around the clock. And watch out for your hair, 'cause she likes to grab it. And oh, she's also in this phase where if you leave the room, she screams bloody murder, but ah... Thanks, you guys. Have fun!
Chandler: C'mon, we're roommates! (He goes into the bathroom, screams, and runs back out.) My eyes!! My eyes!!
(He goes to kiss her but she moves. Monica screams. Ross shouts and stares in disbelief. Monica runs out of the room.)
Monica: Ohmygod! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! (screams from another room)
[Time lapse, Phoebe is still asleep only Joey is now passed out next to her and the cars still moving. She wakes up, sees Joey, and screams.]
(She lets go of the steering wheel to get her cell-phone from her purse. Ross screams and reaches over in order to hold onto the wheel. Cut to the plane. Rachel is sitting in her seat when her cell-phone rings.)
Ross: Absolutely. (Very Squeaky.) I'm fine! Totally fine. I don't know why it's coming out all loud and squeaky, 'cause really, (deep voice) I'm fine. I'm not saying I wasn't a little surprised to see you guys kissing. I mean, at first I was like.. (Screams.) But now that I've had time to absorb it; Lovin' this.
(Phoebe screams.)
Rachel: Its still(Screams)Its got a tail! Get it out of here! Get it out of here!!
(Monica screams, throws the mouse down, and rubs her hands on Rosss sweater to clean them.)
(Erica screams.)
Rachel: (screams and grabs a potato masher to defend herself) Sorry. Im sorry.
Chandler: (Screams to interrupt Joey) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......AAAaaa-doption!!
Hitchhiker: (driving) Morning! (Phoebe screams again.)
(Ross starts to scream and run away. He stops in front of the window of Central Perk to check the pursuit and notices Phoebe and Rachel inside looking at him. He mouths, "What?" Then realizes that the women he attacked are closing in so he screams and runs away.)
Rachel: Yes, you didOh my God you didnt! (Screams) Well then why didnt you tell me that before?!
(Chandler seeing that Joey has his eyes closed sneaks over and picks up the chicken. The chicken starts flapping it's wings in protest as Chandler holds the chicken inches from Joey's face. Joey stops yelling and upon opening his eyes sees the chicken, screams, and falls to the ground in horror.)
(Richard thrusts, misses Joey by several feet and Joey screams in pain and drops to his knees.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, theyre both unpacked. The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window. Joey screams and runs into the living room.]
Rachel: No no no no no. You wanted me to take them down, so... (she climbs onto the railing to reach the top of a pole) ..Im takin em down. Okay? Whoa! (Screams.)
(Ross screams like a little girl.)
(Phoebe takes a bite and spits it out and screams.)
(Paul screams like a chicken and breaks down into tears again.)
Ross: Im sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but Ilook, I just want you guys to be safe. (Monica comes out to throw out the garbage and Ross screams ) DANGER!!!!! (She completely ignores him and keeps walking.) Ahhh, huh? Unagi.
Ross: (moves closer) All Im saying is, its one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other; whole another story being prepared for an attack, I dont know, like a (turns and puts his face close to Rachels and screams) surprise!!
(Everyone screams and has a group hug.)