words in movies
[Scene: Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.]
Devon: Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Chandler: Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know.
Ross: Hi! (To Mrs. Bing) Hi! (Mr. Bing starts rubbing his arm.) Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?
[Cut to Chandler and Joey's, Ross is seen throwing the ball into the bathroom, presumably where Joey is currently using the facilities.]
Phoebe: Yeah. (She notices some guy putting a coat on his girlfriend is trying to remember where hes seen her before.) (To him) Youre trying to figure out where you know me from? All right, Ill give you a hint. From porn! Okay? (He tries to rush his girlfriend out.) Yeah your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie! (To Joey) See?
Phoebe: Youre the most beautiful bride Ive ever seen.
Monica: Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen each other?
Rachel: Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
ROSS: And I guess, you know, sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know. And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. Oh, and Julie and I, we have a lot in common 'cause we're both paleontologists, but Rachel's just a waitress.
Monica: That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.
Phoebe: Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked!
Joey: Have you seen Monica?
ROSS: Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a... a drink in his hand.
Ross: I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.
Rachel: Woow!I haven't seen you this worked up since you did that dog food commercial and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog!
Chandler: Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.
Chip: Amy Welch? Wow! I havent seen her since... So, Monica about ready?
Phoebe: Yeah! It really has been great too, you know, some of this people must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs! Yeah, "You suck" and "shut up and go home".
Joey: All right! Westminster Abbey! Hands down, best Abbey Ive ever seen. Hey! (Pushes Chandler in front of the camera.) Okay. What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
David: (Stands up and speaks more loudly) Sorry, I wa- I was just saying to my friend that I thought you were the most beautiful woman that I'd ever seen in my- in my life. And then he said that- you said you thought
Rachel: I havent seen it yet!
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is getting coffee as Joey comes from God knows where! Some back area of Central Perk around the corner that weve never seen! Weeeiiirrrddd .]
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
CHANDLER: OK, now wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen.
[Scene: Hotel's bar. Ross is running to Charlie trying not to be seen with two cocktails in his hands. She's hidden behind a huge plant]
Chandler: Yes have you seen any?
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
Joey: Well, maybe a little. I wish you hadn't seen me throw up.
Monica: Hey, have you seen Rachel?
Rachel: I haven't seen him in so long!
Elizabeth: Do you not want to be seen with me?
Ross: Did you see the look that girl just gave me? Huh? She mustve seen me cruising in the bad boy.
Chandler: Guys, I'd listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it. (Monica looks at Chandler)
Monica: Have you seen Chandler?!
MONICA: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.� Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.� Tell him that what little time we have is precious.
The Dry Cleaner: Ive never seen it!
Chandler: Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!
Phoebe: Have you seen your guys body?
Monica: Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk! (Pause) That they know of.
Rachel: I'm trying to put Emma down for a nap, have you seen Hugsy?
Ross: Well, you shouldve seen the guy that she used to go out with. I mean, hes like Joe Rugby.
Chandler: You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear, no sense of impending doom...
Monica: Oh! Oh my God! That is the most beautiful top of a head I have ever seen! Chandler, you have to see this!
The Fan: Oh yeah! Ive seen all her movies.
Cheryl: My hamster. I hope she's okay, I haven't seen her in a while. Have a seat.
Joey: There was a seen in Footloose...
Monica: Have you seen Chandler?
MR. GELLER: I tell you, I've never seen him this happy.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
Mr. Douglas: Its pretty ugly. We havent seen an ANUS this bad since the seventies.
Woman No. 1: No. No, haven't seen a monkey. Do you know anything about fixing radiators?
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Rachel: Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I cant find her anywhere.
Ross: Gunther have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
PHOEBE: OK, hi. For your information this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the earth as seen from a great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.
ROSS: This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.
Ross: Youve seen it, the Geller Yeller.
Chloe: Hi guys. I havent seen you since this morning.
Ross: I've seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh? But, uh, I made her dinner. We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow.
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Chandler: I havent seen this dress.
Rachel: I haven't seen you in like.. a year.
Man: Well I actually, I-I really, I haven't seen her for years. But umm, well I-I was pretty tight with-with her and her daughter.
Monica: That tape was never meant to be seen by... (pauses) Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in private.
Rachel: Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at (looks at his watch) ... 9:30?? God! Oh, this party was lame ...
[Scene: The theatre where Joey is auditioning. Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down. He hasn't seen her.]
Joey: No, sorry haven't seen him.
Paula: Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing. I mean, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you.
Charlie: You've seen all the movies...
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
Monica: No, I-I havent seen your pink shirt.
Joey: Youve seen my huge stack of porn right? (Phoebe nods.)
Joey: Oh yeah, I still cant believe you havent seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?
Phoebe: Hey, have you guys seen Monica?
The A.D: Yeah, we loves em. Ive never seen him with(He gets a whiff of Joey and starts smelling around.)
Joey: Id seen this thing on The Discovery Channel...
Phoebe: Yeah, she came all the way back from Ross' building. Oh, the things she must have seen! And then she climbed up the fire escape and she tapped on the window with her teeny little paw and then we ran to let her in (Realizes, that Chandler starts to not believing her) I went to far, didn't I? When should I have stopped?
Phoebe: Yknow, this is probably none of my business, but werent you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?
Phoebe:...Then I've already seen this one! (Turns off the TV.)
Ross: (sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) Im an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and Id be out and shed, shed see some beautiful woman, and, and shed be Ross y'know look at her, and Id think, God, my wife is cool!
Phoebe: Why? Who’d you seen him with?
Chandler: Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Joey: Wait a second, wait a second, where have I seen that cowgirl outfit before...
Ross: Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.
Phoebe: Have you seen him throw a ball?
Monica: No, we haven't seen her since this morning.
Phoebe: Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.
Phoebe: Hey, have you seen Frank Jr., 'cause he's meeting me here with the triplets.
Ross: Y'know what? I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.
Ross: Oh! Man I dont think Ive seen you since uh, Lance Davis graduation party.
Chandler: Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.