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Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
[Scene: Outside the Janitors Closet, there are people having sex and Mr. Geller is trying to give them some pamphlets.]
CHANDLER: I had sex today. I never have to answer that phone again.
Ross: Carol our sex life isits just not working
Joey: Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Monica: (yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
Monica: I mean, youre the one theyre gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Chandler: (to Joey) You not gonna believe this: She lied! She tricked me into having sex with her.
Joey: Youre really thinking about having sex with your brother?!
Phoebe: You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it there.
Frank: Okay, but isnt sex better when its with one person that you really, really care about.
Joey: Okay. Now youre gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.
Monica: So! So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!
Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
Frannie: You had sex, didn't you?
Monica: Oh sure, now you�re Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted to have sex right after my uncle�s funeral
Rachel: Oh please, they're having sex.
[The next one is from Episode 417: The One With The Free Porn, Chandler and Joey are lamenting the fact that every beautiful woman they see doesnt want to have sex right then and there like in porn.]
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy were gonna have all the sex.
Joey: Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier!
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
Rachel: Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Carol: Don't you want to know about the sex?
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
Phoebe: Sex in his chair.
Joey: You meant sex, right?
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Monica: Chandlers making his sex face.
Chandler: Where I dont want to have a relationship ever! I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!!
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
Chandler: Maybe we shouldnt pay our phone billfree phone sex.
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman!
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!
MONICA: Fine, go have sex.
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
ROSS: Whoa! You had sex today?
Chandler: Dont take this personally okay? Its just that I just cant have sex with a sick person.
RACHEL: Oh! What's new in sex?
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Chandler: Oh, well... Maybe we could... (he sweeps the stuff off the table and wordlessly invites Monica to have sex on it)
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Rachel: Even when we were having sex in that chair?
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
EDDIE: You had sex with her didn't you?
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
Mr. Geller: I think there are people in there having sex.
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
Joey: Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Phoebe: Umm, hes here to have sex with you.
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said "sex" I wasn't thinking about "sex with you"!
Chandler: Maybe we finish this for him! (he sits down on the sofa and he start typing on Ross' computer) "Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever had"... aaand SEND!
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Joey: Look, the point is, theres a lot of women out there you havent even had sex with yet!
Joey: Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
Rachel: And I hope its not an inappropriate time to say this but, youre the best sex I ever had.
Young Ethan: I just had sex.
Paolo: Ah, you... have the sex?
Joey: No, only for sex.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Rachel: (in a low voice) We ended up having sex in his chair.
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?
Chandler: I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had.
Monica: You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!
Phoebe: No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Ross: Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast Ill be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
JADE: Yes, yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him 2 hours ago.
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Chandler: All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
ROSS: What's wrong with people having sex?
Ross: About about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?
Monica: And the sex?
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
RACHEL: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Ok, ya know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...