words in movies
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
Monica: So! So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!
Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
JADE: Yes, yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him 2 hours ago.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Ross: Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast Ill be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Rachel: (in a low voice) We ended up having sex in his chair.
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Chandler: All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?
Ross: About about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?
ROSS: What's wrong with people having sex?
Monica: And the sex?
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
RACHEL: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Ok, ya know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.
Chandler: Yes, yes, we had the sex.
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!
Chandler: Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!
Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)
CHANDLER: Yeah. Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.
Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.
Ross: Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.
Monica: Phoebe, I did not have sex.
[Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex.]
Rachel: Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
Chandler: Joey's a sex addict.
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Monica: Yknow, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Chandler: Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex.
Chandler: (to Joey) He has sex, and we get hit in our heads.
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
Ross: And we didnt have sex.
Phoebe: I've always wanted to live with a guy. "Pick up your socks!" "Put down the toilet seat!" "No! We're not having sex anymore!" It's gonna be fun!
Monica: I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
Monica: Im with you Chandler! I mean I cant have sex with a sick person either, thats disgusting! But Im not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
ROSS: OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?
Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Monica: Okay, fine but please dont be upset! Okay? I was really depressed okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted just sex. So, when I went to your room that night I was actually looking for Joey. (Joey smiles.)
Monica: All right, let me see. (She grabs the 8 ball.) Will Chandler have sex tonight? (Reads the answer.) Don't count on it. Seems like it works to me.
Rachel: (speaking to herself and reading Cosmopolitan) Oh, lucky me! Coffee and a live sex show!
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Chandler: Four different women! Ive had sex way more times!
Monica: All right relax Mr. Ive Had Sex Four Times!
Joey: I dunno, I loved high school. Y'know? It was just four years of parties and dating and sex.
Rachel: Yeah thats right! Come on Joey; sex me up!
Monica: Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?
Joey: Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know youll probably be hungry after the sex.
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Gunther: Jij hebt seks met ezels. (Translation: You have sex with donkeys.)
JOEY: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, [Joey from TV] you know that's bad fo r the paper tray.
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Chandler: He had sex with Mr. Girabaldi!
Phoebe: And! She uses sex as a weapon!
Rachel: Oh wow. Thatyknow what? That is so unfair. Yknow what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, lets go have sex!
Amanda: Well, it was 1992, and I remember because that was the year I had sex with Evil Knievel (She starts laughing very proudly).
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very were gonna be having all the sex.
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Chandler: Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didnt get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.
Chandler: Well, its like that old saying, have some sex, eat some cake.
Joey: Well, I think its ridiculous that you havent had sex in three and a half months.
Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
Ross: Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Joey: Okay, imagine the best sex you've ever had.
Chandler: Thats the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!
Rachel: Yeah. Just, if its possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Rachel: You WHAT? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
Chandler: Maybe, isnt she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?
Phoebe: What sex?
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Eric: Our sex.
Eric: Uh, the sex.
Phoebe: We didnt have sex.
Phoebe: You-you you had sex with Ursula?!
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
Monica: Yknow what? It really creeps me out choosing other peoples sex clothes.
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
Chandler: Sex on the balcony?
Phoebe: Hey, are you going to find out the sex of the baby?