words in movies
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
Monica: So! So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!
Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Chandler: Where I dont want to have a relationship ever! I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!!
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
Monica: Chandlers making his sex face.
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman!
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
Chandler: Maybe we shouldnt pay our phone billfree phone sex.
Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!
MONICA: Fine, go have sex.
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Chandler: Oh, well... Maybe we could... (he sweeps the stuff off the table and wordlessly invites Monica to have sex on it)
ROSS: Whoa! You had sex today?
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
RACHEL: Oh! What's new in sex?
Chandler: Dont take this personally okay? Its just that I just cant have sex with a sick person.
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
EDDIE: You had sex with her didn't you?
Rachel: Even when we were having sex in that chair?
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Joey: Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
Mr. Geller: I think there are people in there having sex.
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said "sex" I wasn't thinking about "sex with you"!
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
Phoebe: Umm, hes here to have sex with you.
Chandler: Maybe we finish this for him! (he sits down on the sofa and he start typing on Ross' computer) "Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever had"... aaand SEND!
Joey: Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!
Joey: Look, the point is, theres a lot of women out there you havent even had sex with yet!
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Rachel: And I hope its not an inappropriate time to say this but, youre the best sex I ever had.
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Young Ethan: I just had sex.
Paolo: Ah, you... have the sex?
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Joey: No, only for sex.
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
Chandler: I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had.
Monica: You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!
Phoebe: No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it.
JADE: Yes, yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him 2 hours ago.
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Ross: Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast Ill be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Rachel: (in a low voice) We ended up having sex in his chair.
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
RACHEL: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Ok, ya know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
ROSS: What's wrong with people having sex?
Monica: And the sex?
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
Chandler: All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?
Ross: About about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Chandler: Yes, yes, we had the sex.
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
CHANDLER: Yeah. Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.
Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Chandler: Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!
Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)
Ross: Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.
Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.
Rachel: Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
[Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex.]
Monica: Phoebe, I did not have sex.
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
Chandler: Joey's a sex addict.
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Monica: Yknow, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
Chandler: Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.
Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex.
Chandler: (to Joey) He has sex, and we get hit in our heads.
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Ross: And we didnt have sex.
Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
ROSS: OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?
Monica: I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Monica: Im with you Chandler! I mean I cant have sex with a sick person either, thats disgusting! But Im not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Phoebe: I've always wanted to live with a guy. "Pick up your socks!" "Put down the toilet seat!" "No! We're not having sex anymore!" It's gonna be fun!