words in movies
Joey: Look, the point is, theres a lot of women out there you havent even had sex with yet!
Frank: Okay, but isnt sex better when its with one person that you really, really care about.
ROSS: Whoa! You had sex today?
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
RACHEL: Oh! What's new in sex?
Chandler: Dont take this personally okay? Its just that I just cant have sex with a sick person.
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Chandler: Oh, well... Maybe we could... (he sweeps the stuff off the table and wordlessly invites Monica to have sex on it)
EDDIE: You had sex with her didn't you?
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
Rachel: Even when we were having sex in that chair?
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Mr. Geller: I think there are people in there having sex.
Joey: Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
Chandler: Maybe we finish this for him! (he sits down on the sofa and he start typing on Ross' computer) "Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever had"... aaand SEND!
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said "sex" I wasn't thinking about "sex with you"!
Phoebe: Umm, hes here to have sex with you.
Joey: Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!
Young Ethan: I just had sex.
Rachel: And I hope its not an inappropriate time to say this but, youre the best sex I ever had.
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
Paolo: Ah, you... have the sex?
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Joey: No, only for sex.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Monica: You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
Chandler: I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had.
JADE: Yes, yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him 2 hours ago.
Phoebe: No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Ross: Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast Ill be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
Rachel: (in a low voice) We ended up having sex in his chair.
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Chandler: All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?
Monica: And the sex?
ROSS: What's wrong with people having sex?
Ross: About about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
RACHEL: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Ok, ya know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
Chandler: Yes, yes, we had the sex.
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
CHANDLER: Yeah. Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.
Chandler: Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!
Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)
Ross: Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.
Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.
[Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex.]
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
Monica: Phoebe, I did not have sex.
Rachel: Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
Chandler: Joey's a sex addict.
Monica: Yknow, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
Chandler: Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
Chandler: (to Joey) He has sex, and we get hit in our heads.
Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex.
Monica: Im with you Chandler! I mean I cant have sex with a sick person either, thats disgusting! But Im not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.
Ross: And we didnt have sex.
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Monica: I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
ROSS: OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?
Phoebe: I've always wanted to live with a guy. "Pick up your socks!" "Put down the toilet seat!" "No! We're not having sex anymore!" It's gonna be fun!
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Monica: Okay, fine but please dont be upset! Okay? I was really depressed okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted just sex. So, when I went to your room that night I was actually looking for Joey. (Joey smiles.)
Ross: (To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Monica: All right, let me see. (She grabs the 8 ball.) Will Chandler have sex tonight? (Reads the answer.) Don't count on it. Seems like it works to me.
Chandler: Four different women! Ive had sex way more times!
Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex
Monica: All right relax Mr. Ive Had Sex Four Times!
Monica: Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?
Joey: I dunno, I loved high school. Y'know? It was just four years of parties and dating and sex.
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Rachel: Yeah thats right! Come on Joey; sex me up!