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Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
Ross: Yay! (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I dont know, we could try some-some new things. Yknow? For fun?
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
Rachel: In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. (she smiles fakely at him)
Rachel: (interrupting) I bet he sensed that I was ready to have sex with another guy.
[Scene: Outside the Janitors Closet, there are people having sex and Mr. Geller is trying to give them some pamphlets.]
CHANDLER: I had sex today. I never have to answer that phone again.
Ross: Carol our sex life isits just not working
Joey: Nice going. You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.
Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again itll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closets still available?
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Monica: (yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
Monica: I mean, youre the one theyre gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Chandler: (to Joey) You not gonna believe this: She lied! She tricked me into having sex with her.
Joey: Youre really thinking about having sex with your brother?!
Phoebe: You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it there.
Frank: Okay, but isnt sex better when its with one person that you really, really care about.
Joey: Okay. Now youre gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.
Monica: So! So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!
Rachel: Oh please, they're having sex.
Frannie: You had sex, didn't you?
Monica: Oh sure, now you�re Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted to have sex right after my uncle�s funeral
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy were gonna have all the sex.
Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
[The next one is from Episode 417: The One With The Free Porn, Chandler and Joey are lamenting the fact that every beautiful woman they see doesnt want to have sex right then and there like in porn.]
Joey: Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier!
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Rachel: Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
Joey: You meant sex, right?
Carol: Don't you want to know about the sex?
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Phoebe: Sex in his chair.
Chandler: Where I dont want to have a relationship ever! I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!!
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman!
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
Monica: Chandlers making his sex face.
Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!
Chandler: Maybe we shouldnt pay our phone billfree phone sex.
RACHEL: Oh! What's new in sex?
MONICA: Fine, go have sex.
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
ROSS: Whoa! You had sex today?
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
Chandler: Dont take this personally okay? Its just that I just cant have sex with a sick person.
Chandler: Oh, well... Maybe we could... (he sweeps the stuff off the table and wordlessly invites Monica to have sex on it)
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
EDDIE: You had sex with her didn't you?
Rachel: Even when we were having sex in that chair?
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Mr. Geller: I think there are people in there having sex.
Joey: Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said "sex" I wasn't thinking about "sex with you"!
Phoebe: Umm, hes here to have sex with you.
Chandler: Maybe we finish this for him! (he sits down on the sofa and he start typing on Ross' computer) "Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever had"... aaand SEND!
Joey: Look, the point is, theres a lot of women out there you havent even had sex with yet!
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Joey: Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!
Rachel: And I hope its not an inappropriate time to say this but, youre the best sex I ever had.
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
Young Ethan: I just had sex.
Paolo: Ah, you... have the sex?
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Joey: No, only for sex.
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
JADE: Yes, yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him 2 hours ago.
Chandler: I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had.
Monica: You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!
Phoebe: No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it.
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Ross: Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast Ill be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Ross: About about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Chandler: All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?
Rachel: (in a low voice) We ended up having sex in his chair.
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
ROSS: What's wrong with people having sex?
Monica: And the sex?
RACHEL: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Ok, ya know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!