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PHOE: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be really serious.
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.
[Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex.]
Monica: Phoebe, I did not have sex.
Rachel: Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
Chandler: Joey's a sex addict.
Monica: Yknow, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
Chandler: Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Ross: And we didnt have sex.
Chandler: (to Joey) He has sex, and we get hit in our heads.
Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex.
Chandler: Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!
Phoebe: I've always wanted to live with a guy. "Pick up your socks!" "Put down the toilet seat!" "No! We're not having sex anymore!" It's gonna be fun!
ROSS: OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Monica: I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
Monica: Im with you Chandler! I mean I cant have sex with a sick person either, thats disgusting! But Im not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Ross: (To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Monica: Okay, fine but please dont be upset! Okay? I was really depressed okay? And really drunk! I just wanted something stupid and meaningless. I just wanted just sex. So, when I went to your room that night I was actually looking for Joey. (Joey smiles.)
Monica: All right, let me see. (She grabs the 8 ball.) Will Chandler have sex tonight? (Reads the answer.) Don't count on it. Seems like it works to me.
Rachel: Yeah thats right! Come on Joey; sex me up!
Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex
Chandler: Four different women! Ive had sex way more times!
Monica: All right relax Mr. Ive Had Sex Four Times!
Joey: I dunno, I loved high school. Y'know? It was just four years of parties and dating and sex.
Monica: Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Rachel: (speaking to herself and reading Cosmopolitan) Oh, lucky me! Coffee and a live sex show!
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
JOEY: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, [Joey from TV] you know that's bad fo r the paper tray.
Gunther: Jij hebt seks met ezels. (Translation: You have sex with donkeys.)
Phoebe: And! She uses sex as a weapon!
Joey: Well, you might wanna make a little extra, y'know youll probably be hungry after the sex.
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
Joey: Well, right after I did that sex study down at NYU. (to Chandler) Hey, Remember that sweater I gave you for your birthday?
Rachel: Oh wow. Thatyknow what? That is so unfair. Yknow what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, lets go have sex!
Joey: Okay, imagine the best sex you've ever had.
Chandler: He had sex with Mr. Girabaldi!
Chandler: Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didnt get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very were gonna be having all the sex.
Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
Amanda: Well, it was 1992, and I remember because that was the year I had sex with Evil Knievel (She starts laughing very proudly).
Chandler: Well, its like that old saying, have some sex, eat some cake.
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Joey: Well, I think its ridiculous that you havent had sex in three and a half months.
Chandler: Thats the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!
Rachel: You WHAT? You sang... to our baby daughter... a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Ross: Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
Rachel: Yeah. Just, if its possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
Monica: Yknow what? It really creeps me out choosing other peoples sex clothes.
Chandler: Maybe, isnt she the woman who lives below you and has sex really loud?
Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago.
Phoebe: What sex?
Eric: Our sex.
Eric: Uh, the sex.
Phoebe: We didnt have sex.
Phoebe: You-you you had sex with Ursula?!
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
Phoebe: Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged!
Phoebe: Hey, are you going to find out the sex of the baby?
Chandler: Sex on the balcony?
Monica: We could, or we can have sex in it.
Phoebe: Oh I-I dont know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)
Ross: Hey, whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me. Yknow, actually onceonce I got dumped during sex.
The Fan: No-no, it was! She was in Sex Toy Story 2, Lawrence of Alabia, and I got her autograph! The guys at the comic book store arent gonna believe this! (Exits.)
Joey: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) you know that's bad for the paper tray.
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
Ross: Its sex.
Rachel: I am feeling nothing. Speaking of hot, watching you do that really makes me want to have sex with you.
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sex with her.]
Ross: Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again.
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
Joey: So? Did have sex, right?
Phoebe: I cant believe he taped the two of them having sex!
Chandler: So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?
Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.
Ross: Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight.
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Joey: The skys blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!
Joey: Because you two were having sex!
Ross: (yelling at Chandler) I have sex with dinosaurs??
Joey: No! No! I am not a sex addict!
Chandler: I dont know. (He picks the chick up and turns it over, trying to determine the sex of the chick, and blows on it.) I cant tell, what ever it was went back in too quickly.
Dr. Long: taking a long walk, and then theres the one thats proved most effective: sex.
Ross: Wha...? Oh sure, now they lock it, but when they're having sex on the couch, its like: "Come on in, my butt is surprisingly hairy".
ROSS: Animal sex, animal sex? So what're you saying, I mean, you're saying that like, there's nothing between us animal at all. I mean there's not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?
Rachel: I dont care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!