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[Scene: Atlantic City, New Jersey, Chandler and Monica are about to start their weekend of sex, sex, nothing but sex.]
Joey: Okay. Now youre gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.
Monica: So! So we've got to go upstairs and have a lot of sex to prove them wrong!
Frannie: You had sex, didn't you?
Monica: Oh sure, now you�re Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted to have sex right after my uncle�s funeral
Rachel: Oh please, they're having sex.
Joey: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy were gonna have all the sex.
Joey: Oh-oh, yeah-yeah, I bet all the sex makes it easier!
[The next one is from Episode 417: The One With The Free Porn, Chandler and Joey are lamenting the fact that every beautiful woman they see doesnt want to have sex right then and there like in porn.]
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
Chandler: Where I dont want to have a relationship ever! I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!!
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
Rachel: Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!
Carol: Don't you want to know about the sex?
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Joey: You meant sex, right?
Phoebe: Sex in his chair.
MONICA: Fine, go have sex.
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
Chandler: Maybe we shouldnt pay our phone billfree phone sex.
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
Monica: Chandlers making his sex face.
Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman!
Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!
ROSS: Whoa! You had sex today?
Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?
Monica: Yknow, lets face it, Im not a kid anymore! I-I need to be with someone who-who wants the same things that I do! I mean coming to my place of work and telling me that you love me, I want that! Talking about pig sex over lunch, I dont want that!
Ross: A no sex pact huh? I actually have one of those going on with every woman in America.
Joey: Did you tell the guy you wanted to have sex with his wife and then fall right out of your chair?
Chandler: Dont take this personally okay? Its just that I just cant have sex with a sick person.
RACHEL: Oh! What's new in sex?
Monica: Okay, so how do I make him think I wanna have sex with him?
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Chandler: Oh, well... Maybe we could... (he sweeps the stuff off the table and wordlessly invites Monica to have sex on it)
EDDIE: You had sex with her didn't you?
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Rachel: And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.
Rachel: Even when we were having sex in that chair?
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said "sex" I wasn't thinking about "sex with you"!
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Joey: Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
Mr. Geller: I think there are people in there having sex.
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Chandler: Maybe we finish this for him! (he sits down on the sofa and he start typing on Ross' computer) "Also I cloned a dinosaur in my lab. She's now my girlfriend. I don't care what society says. It's the best sex I've ever had"... aaand SEND!
Phoebe: Umm, hes here to have sex with you.
Joey: Look, the point is, theres a lot of women out there you havent even had sex with yet!
Joey: Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!
Rachel: And I hope its not an inappropriate time to say this but, youre the best sex I ever had.
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Chandler: Uhh, youve had a lot of sex right?
Young Ethan: I just had sex.
Paolo: Ah, you... have the sex?
Ross: Huh. Sounds like Mark Something wants to have some sex.
Joey: No, only for sex.
Ross: What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?
Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?
Chandler: I'd love to, but it's 2300 hours and I'm about to have the most organized sex anyone's ever had.
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
Monica: You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!
JADE: Yes, yes, I did. In fact, I had sex with him 2 hours ago.
Phoebe: No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it.
Rachel: (in a low voice) We ended up having sex in his chair.
Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.
Ross: Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast Ill be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
Joey: I'm gonna say someone I'm gonna have sex with. (the girl leaves and Phoebe goes toward the couch) (to Phoebe) Hey!
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Monica: And the sex?
Chandler: All right, if I do this, can we at least discuss sex on the balcony?
Dr. Long: Okay! All your tests look fine. Now, are you two interested in knowing the sex of the baby?
Ross: About about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?
ROSS: What's wrong with people having sex?
RACHEL: Oh please. That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, ya know, meaningless animal sex. Ok, ya know, that sounded soooo much better in my head.
Chandler: Come on, it was like cousins having sex up there!
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
Chandler: Y'know what else I can't believe? I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Chandler: Yes, yes, we had the sex.
Kathy: Clearly, Im having sex with him?
Ross: Yeah, we want everyone to be there. As much as I hate to delay your doing weird sex stuff to my little sister.
Chandler: Okay, she is the star of the play. And she is my girlfriend! I get to have sex with the star of the play!
Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)
CHANDLER: Yeah. Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.
Monica: Phoebe, I did not have sex.
Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.
Chandler: Joey's a sex addict.
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
Rachel: Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.