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Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? (She spins to show Rachel the outfit shes wearing.)
Joey: (smiling) Oh, they cut me out of the show.
Joey: Come on, I'll show you guys where to check in (Joey, Chandler and David leave)
Joey: Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me
Chandler: Sure, then you should get a mini skirt so you can really show it off.
Ross: I-I had to show Chandler something?
Joey: Loud and clear! (Mouths, "Youll show me," and nods.)
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is setting up for the slide show.]
Joey: (stopping him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa-whoa! We could have our own show! Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it! Huh? And-and-and I wrote a song for us! (Singing, to the tune of This Land is Your Land) This hand is your hand! This hand is my hand! Oh wait, that's your hand! No wait, it's my hand!
Monica: Oh my God! We love that show! I mean Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember!
Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard?
(Ross continues to talk to her as the camera pans to show Rachel standing in the doorway.)
EDDIE: Y-, y-, you like that show?
Joey: Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!
Chandler: Oh thats so sweet! I want to show you something too!
MONICA: Really? Wow, well then come on, I wanna show you how to fold the toilet paper into a point.
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
Monica: Here, let me show you. Okay, the towels are hanging next to the sink, and umm, you can use the fancy soap.
(And with that, television history is made as, for the first time ever, an entire show moves its entire production to an entirely different country to make a single episode. We get shots of Buckingham Palace, London Bridge, Big Ben, and the London Marriott as Joey and Chandler exit.)
Ross: Kristen, hi. Are you uh, new to the area, cause if you are Id love to show you around sometime.
Chandler: You know, you should really go on this show. All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What'd ya' say?
Joey: (entering) Hey! So, did you watch the tape of my show?
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Ross: Okay, okay. If that is what it takes to show you how much you mean to me, and how much I want you there. Then that's what I'll do.
Joey: No, God, no! No! No no, I'm an actor. You'd probably recognize me from a little show called "The Days of Our Lives".
Monica: He might still show up.
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
(Camera cuts to show Chandler giving a Jello shot to the ceramic dog and holding an empty tray of Jello shots.)
[Camera pans back from the TV to show the gang watching.]
Joey: WhatBut you saw the show!
Monica: Hand me those tomatoes, Im gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.
Monica: The show?!
Ross: No. No. Nothing happened. I shut the drapes to uh, show her slides of my favorite fossils.
Ross: Show me where?
Phoebe: Hes just trying to show Joey how much he means to him.
Cecilia: I-I-Im leaving the show?
MNCA: [disgusted, trying not to show it] I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. They are preparing to show Laura around. Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other.
[The camera cuts to show the couch, which has been cut in half.]
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is running up the stairs. Note: This show continues where the last one left off.]
Phoebe: Yknow thats really fair. Yknow? Most guys who have been divorced three times are like 60. Ross, nobody cares about this except you! This-this embarrassment thing is all in your head! Here, Ill show you! Come here.
Joshua: Yeah, yeah, let me show you around. This is the uh, downstairs living room.
{Transcribers Note: Tradition was broken here as there were no commercials immediately after the opening credits, just more show.}
[All by myself is playing. Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]
Rachel: I am not gonna show you this!
Ross: Eh? Well show him!
Joey: I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just dont know if Im good enough.
Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh . That-that-thats really just to show where the baby would go. Yknow why dont I hold on to him so that theres no confusion? (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.)
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Chandler: Nah, Monicas watching some cooking show. Come on, I dont want to miss when they were skinny.
Chandler: Well he doesnt have to know! Its not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.
Rachel: Thats a line from the show too!
Ross: Oh hey, show them the picture of your uterus.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the chick and the duck are watching Emeril Live, a cooking show.]
Chandler: You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting. (Starts to move towards Ross.)
Chandler: I am strong! Ill show you! (He sits down at the table.)
DELIVERY GUY: I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show.
Monica: Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!
Rachel: Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. (Rachel dials her phone and Phoebes bag starts to ring.) Oh, it does work! (Rachel grabs the phone and takes it out of Phoebes handbag.)
Chandler: Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show theyre not in the baby buying business.
Joey: Okay, pick a card, any card. (Monica picks one) All right, now memorize it. Show to everybody. Got it?
Monica: (following her) Phoebe! I have to have those earrings, we're going to leave as soon as the show is over.
CHAN: Guess who's back in show business.
PHOEBE: But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show, it was just a dumb soap opera.
(Joey makes a sound like a game show wheel spinning with the pointer bouncing off of the bars on the wheel as it slows and comes to a stop.)
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Conan: (to Courtney) You-youve worn a fat suit on the show. And, a lot of people love you in the fat suit. Do you like wearing the fat suit? Is it fun?
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Phoebe: No! It�s my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to work. Uch, I get mad at him, but I think it�s a little to soon to show my true colors.
Joey: (to Ross) I'll show you how.
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Joey: Okay fine! Im a seven! All right, I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good, Ill show ya!
Phoebe: So did Heldi show you the place?
Monica:: yea well the weird part is... he was getting off to a shark attack show!
Monica: All right, Im gonna show you something a lot of guys dont know. Rach, give me that pad, please? (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All right. Now
Dirk: Hey! So what show are you on?
Mrs. Bing: Oh yes, Dennis is directing a new Broadway show.
JADE: Hey, Bob, it's Jade. Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I was really hurt when you didn't show up the other day, and just so you know, I ended up meeting a guy.
Joey: Dont worry man, I get to bring a guest. Well show him.
Joey: Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is watching a show about the extinction of the dinosaurs.]
Monica: I will prove it to you! Okay? About a week ago I was wearing those jeans and I dropped a pen in my lap and it left an ink stain on the crotch. Now when she comes back I will find it and show you that stain!
Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!
Director: Listen Joey, seeing as you've got the most experience, I want you to take these dancers and show them the combination.
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Monica: No Chandler, you dont understand! (Chandler starts singing the theme for Sanford and Son, an old TV show starring Redd Fox.) Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine! Now you know. Okay? Im yknow Im sick.
JOEY'S CO-STAR: Why not? You hate park views and high ceilings? C'mon I'll show you the kitchen.
(She makes a big show out of pulling out the cork and pours the wine.)
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
Joey: Oh, tell me about it. And shes been on the show forever, its gonna be really hard to fill her shoes.
Rachel: God, I hope he doesn't show up. Of course he's not gonna show up, the guy hates me.
Phoebe: Hey, you should really read that book you wrote. (To Larry) Wow! You saw the hat in the kitchen and knew that she'd have to go in there hatless to get it. You can have your own health inspector detective show!
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
Megan: We met with him. Did he show you the photos of the nude wedding he did?
Rachel: Oh. Huh. You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn't even show.
Rachel: Right. Was it the, "Please dont show me another picture of a trilobite vibe?"
The Interviewer: Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?
Joey: I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are on their date with Janice and Clark, however Clark is a no show and Janice is crying the Mississippi River about it.]