words in movies
(They all stand a moment in silence, staring out of the window.)
Chandler: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
(There's a couple of seconds of silence. Then Chandler looks around...)
Chandler: And I don't wanna say this, I don't you guys to hate me, but uh, I don't think, I can be around that dog anymore. Okay, so either the dog goes, or I go. (An awkward silence ensues.) Oh my god!!
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
(He leaves the gang in stunned silence.)
(She goes to look out the window at Rosss apartment and sees Jill staring at her and closing the drapes with an evil look on her face. Rachel is stunned into silence.)
Joey: Huh. Okay. (Awkward silence.) So uh, I think Im gonna take off.
(An awkward silence ensues.)
(Silence.)
CHANDLER: Well, of course, lambs are scarier. Otherwise the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks.
(Stunned silence ensues.)
(Phoebe hides her eyes in shame. Rachel is starring at them wide-eyed and open-mouthed. Joey and Ross are stunned to temporary silence.)
Chandler: Hey listen, for the first four years of my work everybody called me Sha-la-lap. (Awkward silence ensues.) Seriously.
(long moment of silence)
(An awkward silence follows.)
[A moment of silence.]
Phoebe: And! And, theyre gonna have a baby! (The gang is shocked.) And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. (The gang is stunned into silence.)
(An awkward silence)
(An embarrassed silence... finally broken by)
Ross: (breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.
(Silence ensues.)
(an awkward silence follows)
(There's an awkward silence then suddenly Phoebe gets an idea.)
(She is rubbing his chest and her voice trails off into silence, a long pause follows.)
(Silence ensues.)
(Theres an awkward silence.)
(He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone.)
Ralph Lauren:: Hi Kim. (Dead silence until Ralph gets off the elevator.)
(We hear some fumbling at the door, then silence.)
[Silence.]
(Monica is shocked into silence.)
(A brief silence ensues.)
Ross: I can show you, I have it on videotape! (Stunned silence) Its an expression.
Ralph Lauren:: Hi Kim. (Dead silence again until he gets off.)
Monica: (interrupting) No! You have lasagnas! (Storms out and an awkward silence follows.)
[She closes the door in his face. Ross walks sullenly back to the couch and sits down. A moment of silence ensues.]
(Awkward silence.)
(Silence)
(An awkward silence follows.)
(More awkward silence.)
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
(silence)
(Joey and Rachel continue to look at each other in silence for a while)
(Silence)
(There's an awkward moment of silence)
(Rachel just stands there staring at Joey and Charlie in silence. After a while, Ross turns around and sees them.)
(Rachel stands up and kisses Ross. He is stunned. A moment of silence follows.)
(Rachel stands up and kisses Ross. He is stunned. A moment of silence follows.)
Chandler: You know, I don't mean to brag, but I waited tables at Innsbruck in '76. (dead silence) Amouz-bouche? (holds out tray)
(An awkward silence ensues.)
(He slowly walks to the other side of the couch and sits down at the table, an awkward silence follows.)
Rachel: Bye. (Ross exits.) Ahhh (Silence) So this is fun, huh?
(Needless to say, Phoebe is stunned into silence. And one audience member gasps.)
Phoebe: Im sorry, for the last time, why arent you two together again? (Silence from Ross.) No, I know. I know, because youre not in that place. Which would be fine, except you totally are.
(All the friends looked shocked and confused. There is a long silence.)
(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)
Chandler: Yeah, and I don't wanna brag but a lot of the ideas were mine! (silence) Hell, you weren't there? All the ideas were mine!!!
(Silence ensues.)