words in movies
Flight Attendant: Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you.
Airline Employee: Uh sir, may I see your tickets please?
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
Chandler: You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?
Joey: Yes sir! Yes sir, Im-Im(he starts to leave)
Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)
Chandler: Mr. D, hows it going, sir?
Phoebe: Oh thatd be me. Sir. (Hands him the cell phone.) After you.
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
Roger: You too, sir.
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr� is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.
The Lurker: (to the guard) Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money. (Motions to the jackpot.)
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention (walks away)
PHOEBE: Sir! No sir!
Joey: Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.
JOEY: Sir.
CHANDLER: Uh, if you say so sir.
CHANDLER: Your cappucino sir.
Chandler: Seriously sir, my brains? All over the wall.
Rachel: Listen yknow what sir? For the last time, I dont care what the computer says, we did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little!
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
Airline Employee: Sir! Im afraid Im gonna have to ask you to leave.
Chandler: Well, I guess thats why they call it psychology, sir.
Chandler: Thank you, sir.
Chandler: No sir.
Chandler: Sir, can I ask you to umm, could you hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?
Chandler: Oh its Bing, sir. Im sorry , I was just ah...
ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.
Ross: No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I careI-I love Rachel.
Rachel: Ross! What are you I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really likes you.
Ross: (To Joey) Sir Limps-A-Lot, I came up with that.
Chandler: Oh thats all right sir, and thats just one girl.
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Waiter: Sir? (Looking at Joey.)
Air stewardess: Excuse me, sir, where are you going?
Chandler: No, sir.
Chandler: Well, I-I just didn't think it was funny sir.
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Blackjack Dealer: Changing one hundred! (Gives him the change.) Good luck sir.
Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
Chandler: That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?!
Matire'd: (to Richard) Youre tables ready sir.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study. (Joey doesnt answer) Uh, sir? (Joey starts snoring)
Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks over to him.) Excuse me sir? Could you come with me please? You have a phone call.
Chandler: Okay, anything for you sir?
Monica: Excuse me, sir, would it help if I werent wearing underpants?
The Waiter: (To Joey) And for you sir?
Maitre d': Of course, sir.
Salesman: Hello, Sir. You're here to return those pants?
Waiter: (interrupting) Your 74 Lafite sir.
Morse: Yes sir.
Chandler: Yeah, Im gonna stick with the ring. (Goes to another display counter.) Oh, this ones nice! (Pointing to another ring.) I like this one! Sir? Uh, kind sir? Can I see this one?
Rachel: Well be right back sir.
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Monica: (walks towards Phoebe and the stripper) Uh, look, officer... uhm Sir...
Rachel: Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?
Monica: No leg-chewing for us sir.
Chandler: Hello sir, you know Monica.
Waiter: How was everything, sir?
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Chandler: I think its best sir.
Chandler: I asked myself that very question, sir. Uh, (Points to Monica) this is Monica. (Points to his boss.) This is my boss, Doug. Doug this is Monica.
Waiter: Oh, I'm sorry sir, that was our last piece.
Gate attendant #2: Wow, excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass?
Airline Employee: (grabbing the ticket from him) Sir, this is not a first class ticket. Im sorry.
Phoebe: Excuse me, anniversary. Excuse me, anniversary. (looking at her ticket). Uhm, sir, could you move your nachos... they’re in my seat. It's my anniversary. (to Mike) Here we are! (Mike nods). Can’t believe it's been a whole year!
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. Yeah, that's right. That's right, JUMBO with a U, sir. (pause) No, belive me, you don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. (pause) All rightie, bye bye.
Charity guy: If I haven't said so already sir, (sarcastically pointing to Phoebe) congratulations!
Phoebe: Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. (A man put some change in her bucket.) Ohh thank you sir. Here's some joy. (She waves her hand up and down as if she is spreading joy.)
Ticket Counter Attendant: Ah, sir a ticket to Yemen is $2,100 and we dont take library cards.
Mr. Waltham: You want a piece of me, sir? Is that what your saying? (Pointing at Jack and poking him) You want a piece of me?
Maitre d': I'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir.