words in movies
Chandler: You know me sir. Oh ah, I do have a question for ya. Do you know how I get around the office computer network so I can access the really good Internet porn?
Chandler: I think its best sir.
Waiter: Sir? (Looking at Joey.)
Air stewardess: Excuse me, sir, where are you going?
Chandler: No, sir.
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Rachel: Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right. Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right? (the guy nods) Okay, great. (she starts to walk away and under her breath) You freak.
Chandler: Well, I-I just didn't think it was funny sir.
Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
Blackjack Dealer: Changing one hundred! (Gives him the change.) Good luck sir.
Chandler: That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?!
Salesman: Hello, Sir. You're here to return those pants?
Sleep Clinic Worker: Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study. (Joey doesnt answer) Uh, sir? (Joey starts snoring)
Matire'd: (to Richard) Youre tables ready sir.
Chandler: Okay, anything for you sir?
Monica: Excuse me, sir, would it help if I werent wearing underpants?
Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks over to him.) Excuse me sir? Could you come with me please? You have a phone call.
Maitre d': Of course, sir.
Rachel: Well be right back sir.
The Waiter: (To Joey) And for you sir?
Chandler: Yeah, Im gonna stick with the ring. (Goes to another display counter.) Oh, this ones nice! (Pointing to another ring.) I like this one! Sir? Uh, kind sir? Can I see this one?
Morse: Yes sir.
Chandler: Hello sir, you know Monica.
Waiter: (interrupting) Your 74 Lafite sir.
Monica: No leg-chewing for us sir.
Waiter: How was everything, sir?
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Waiter: Oh, I'm sorry sir, that was our last piece.
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Chandler: I asked myself that very question, sir. Uh, (Points to Monica) this is Monica. (Points to his boss.) This is my boss, Doug. Doug this is Monica.
Charity guy: If I haven't said so already sir, (sarcastically pointing to Phoebe) congratulations!
Airline Employee: (grabbing the ticket from him) Sir, this is not a first class ticket. Im sorry.
Monica: (walks towards Phoebe and the stripper) Uh, look, officer... uhm Sir...
Rachel: Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?
Gate attendant #2: Wow, excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass?
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
Phoebe: Excuse me, anniversary. Excuse me, anniversary. (looking at her ticket). Uhm, sir, could you move your nachos... they’re in my seat. It's my anniversary. (to Mike) Here we are! (Mike nods). Can’t believe it's been a whole year!
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. Yeah, that's right. That's right, JUMBO with a U, sir. (pause) No, belive me, you don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. (pause) All rightie, bye bye.
Phoebe: Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. (A man put some change in her bucket.) Ohh thank you sir. Here's some joy. (She waves her hand up and down as if she is spreading joy.)
Ticket Counter Attendant: Ah, sir a ticket to Yemen is $2,100 and we dont take library cards.
Maitre d': I'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir.
Mr. Waltham: You want a piece of me, sir? Is that what your saying? (Pointing at Jack and poking him) You want a piece of me?
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
Airline Employee: Uh sir, may I see your tickets please?
Chandler: Mr. D, hows it going, sir?
Joey: Yes sir! Yes sir, Im-Im(he starts to leave)
Ross: Excuse me sir, you've got a little something right here. (He points to the corner of his mouth and they both laugh.)
The Lurker: (to the guard) Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money. (Motions to the jackpot.)
Phoebe: Oh thatd be me. Sir. (Hands him the cell phone.) After you.
Roger: You too, sir.
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr� is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.
PHOEBE: Sir! No sir!
Chandler: Thank you, sir.
Flight Attendant: Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you.
CHANDLER: Uh, if you say so sir.
Rachel: Listen yknow what sir? For the last time, I dont care what the computer says, we did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little!
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
Chandler: Well, I guess thats why they call it psychology, sir.
Chandler: Sir, can I ask you to umm, could you hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?
Chandler: No sir.
ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention (walks away)
JOEY: Sir.
Joey: Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.
CHANDLER: Your cappucino sir.
Chandler: Seriously sir, my brains? All over the wall.
Airline Employee: Sir! Im afraid Im gonna have to ask you to leave.
Chandler: Oh its Bing, sir. Im sorry , I was just ah...
Rachel: Ross! What are you I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really likes you.
Ross: No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I careI-I love Rachel.
Chandler: Oh thats all right sir, and thats just one girl.
Ross: (To Joey) Sir Limps-A-Lot, I came up with that.